J.L.

@orbiting-wombat.bsky.social

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She/her, 50. Voracious reader, sometimes writer, and artist. Doll collector. Science fangirl. Nerdfighter.

A Google response to a search for a specific episode of Dear Hank & John. Google makes Nerdfighter references, and I am duly disturbed.
Black beauty eggplant on Eggbert, summer 2026.
Untitled WIP. 2026, JL. Drawing of geometrical shapes with flowers, playing with symmetry.
What I have been told is an arboreal green tree frog hanging out in my tomato plant.
Baby tomato with yellow blossoms.
Baby (Sun Sugar, I think) tomatoes with yellow blossoms.
Screenshot of my final 4x3 score - 101 points.
Image is of the first blossom from the eggplant in my garden.
2026, JL. Not AI. Drawn in Procreate. Image is a cartoon of Brennan Lee Mulligan dressed in armor, bearing a glowing loca sword and bucket of baked beans while challenging a banana monster. Yeah, I dunno either.
Hank Green’s face on a Chunky’s chocolate.
eBay listing for a life size John Green cutout.
Moonjoy, by JL. 2026. Drawn in Procreate with no AI used. Drawing references an Artemis II photo, in which astronaut Christina Koch floats in front of a spacecraft window looking at Earth.
2026, JL. Hank Mean. One in a series of pun-based drawings revolving around Hank Green’s name. Don’t ask me why, bc I don’t know. Image is a simple line cartoon of Hank looking mildly threatening, with text bubbles saying, “Butt is legs. Fight me!” and “Yeah, I said it!”
2026 Artemis II mission. Image is of the earth as seen through the window of the ship.
2026 Artemis II. Image taken at a window with the moon looming large in the foreground and a small earth behind/to the left.
2026 Artemis II Mission. View of the moon, with ship also in foreground.
2026, JL. Random piece of writing about what’s grand about the Grand Canyon.
Project Hail Mary patch, free with collector’s bucket (which was definitely NOT free).
2026, JL. Untitled. Image is of a tiled symmetrical pattern of stylized flowers and shapes. Mostly reds and blues. Vaguely meat-ish.
P4A26 Nerdfighter art perk. Knitted dishcloth in black, with P4A logo in red. So cute!!
2026, JL. I’m ok. Mola Mola with a bite taken out of it. Text: ‘I’m ok.’
2026, JL. PretzlTube, drawn for Project For Awesome 2026. The drawing consists of a tv set with a pretzel onscreen. ‘PretzlTube’ is written below the image. There are also fake quotes from Jarrod, Hank, and Ol’ Trashwater.
p4a2026, JL. “I’m really into dry stuff.” It’s cartoon Jarrod in the desert. I regret nothing.
Pepper, the black lab. She is insane. I love her a lot.
Boo, the tortoise shell kitty.
2026, JL. Drawn in Procreate (badly). Image is of a bush with eyes, aka John Green going the pacifist route in Fortnite.
2026, JL. ‘Hank Spleen’ - drawn in Procreate. (Not AI. I am completely responsible for this disaster.) Image is done in an anatomical textbook style. On the left is a simplified line drawing of a man (Hank), and on the right is an internal view of a cartoon spleen with Hank’s face on it.
75cm resin male bjd neck with s-hook (in box).
Male doll resin body with ridiculous head.
2026, by JL. ‘Blank Green’ One in a series of drawings based on terrible puns of Hank Green’s name. Drawn in Procreate - no AI was used. Image is a simple outline of Hank’s face with glasses.
2026, JL. False Prophet. Drawn in Procreate - no AI was used. Image is of a wasp-like creature whose wings bear the likeness of a being who demands worship.
2026, JL. Beaver. A cartoon beaver.
A heating pad shaped like a lobster, and called a Menstruation Crustacean.
3025, JL. 117. Lock monster with teeth.
2026, by JL. Plank Green. Image is of a plank with Hank Green’s head. I am so ashamed.
2025, JL. This comic was drawn in Procreate and is not AI. A flower standing slightly in the background is using an umbrella, while two other flowers in the foreground throw shade. One flower says to the other, “I keep telling her crash diets don’t work, but you know how she is.” It’s a terrible photosynthesis joke.
“The electric car transition unravels slowly, then all at once.”
2025, JL. The Piggy Hank - one in a series of drawings based on terrible Hank Green puns. Image is of a piggy bank with Hank’s hair and glasses. A nickel is going in the coin slot. Not AI. Drawn (badly) using Procreate.
Distant by JL, 2025. Image is of an alien planet with a white star low in the sky. Drawn in Procreate - no AI.
2025, JL. Benjamin Hanklin. Image is of Hank Green dressed like Benjamin Franklin. A glowing key and a kite fly in the stormy sky above. There is also correspondence between Hank and John, in which Hank talks about his latest invention (2D bifocals), and John says they’ll never sell. A Jarrod lurks in the lower right corner.
2025, JL. A female anglerfish and a potential mate talk things over. “I don’t know about this, Bob…. It just doesn’t seem like a healthy relationship to me.” *Male anglerfish are tiny, and when they find a female, they will bite and hold on until they fuse. He basically becomes a lump with a sperm supply.
2025, JL. ‘Hankfurter’. Hank Green as a hotdog. First image in a possible series of drawings based on utter stupidity.
2025, JL. NerdfArters October, Day 31 - Nerdfighteria Cryptids. Image is set up like a data file centering around Hankenstein(‘s Monster). Cartoon is of a green Hank with electrodes.
2025, JL. NerdfArters October, Day 29 - Wizard Office. Image is of a wizard’s office, with various accoutrements. Wonky perspective, but I went with it. Unfinished.
2025, JL. NerdfArters October, Day 30 - Dr Billiam Feathersby. A wanted poster for Dr Feathersby, with a $10,000 reward. Text beneath says, “For practicing medicine without a license.”
2025, JL. Aero Fighters. Very simple line drawing of two birds fighting over seeds.
2025, JL. 10/27 - Edward Spoonhands stands ready for battle as a bowl of corn flakes approaches. In the background, boxes of cereal and cartons of milk beam down in a full scale invasion. Text says, “It was when the Kelloggians invaded that Edward Spoonhands knew his time had come.”
2025, JL. Predict the 2026 P4A Mascot. Image is of a drawn possum and the text ‘P4A 2026’ and ‘Project 4 Possum’.
2025, JL. NerdfArters October, Day 25 - Everything is Turtles. Image is of a cosmic turtle with the text ‘Turtles all the way up’.
2025, JL. Day 24 - Nerdfighteria Postcard. Image is of 3 cats sitting with their backs toward the viewer. The letters ‘N,E,R, and D’ are also written.
2025, JL. NerdfArters October Day 23: John’s Pottery Corner. Image is of a snazzy John standing in front of shelves of pottery. One of the vases has the Pizza John face, while the other has Jarrod’s awe-inspiring visage.
2025, JL. Edited Selfcare Bunny for NerdfArters October.
2025, JL. NerdfArters October Art Challenge Day 22 - Best Wishes. Image is of a genie’s lamp, with text saying, ‘I wish we could get rid of TB once and for all. (And ticks. Let’s get rid of them too.)
225, JL. Edited Day 21 - Selfcare Bunny. Cute white bunny surrounded by pink hearts, with text saying, ‘Always remember…. Somebunny loves you’.
3025, JL. NerdfArters October Art Challenge Day 21 - Selfcare Bunny. Image is of a white bunny with hearts all around. Text reads ‘ Always remember…. Somebunny loves you’.
2025, JL. Hank’s Next Project. Image is of 4D Glasses - a pair of glasses with a tesseract visible.
2025, JL. NerdfArters Day 18 - Fishing Boat Proceeds. Image is of a paper money with the infamous Pizza John face taking the place of a president. There are Nerdfighteria references throughout.
2025, JL. NerdfArters Art Challenge, Day 16 - GUBBINS. Image is of a GUBBINS game board designed by yours truly because I am nuts. Three rubber ducks swim in water, and bubbles float all around. Game board says, ‘QUACK’.
2025, JL. Imagine an apple. All black, save for text saying ‘John Green imagining an apple’.