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Bi Disaster Orc • Maker of Queer Monster Stories and Games • Call me Aros • Also Does Vtubing for fun • #nsfw ahead 🔞 Streaming Monday and Friday at 7:30 PM US Central https://orcanist.carrd.co for all the other places

brex drawn by skyemachine
Revolutionary Girl Utena: The Movie - 1999 3 Stars This review may contain spoilers. any female born after 1999 won't duel... all they know is magic, pull sword from gf, grow roses, be bisexual, eat hot chip & car
Fargo (1996) Four stars, heart Next time my DnD group asks how a regular person could have 20 Charisma, I'm going to show them Marge.
Backrooms (2026) Four and a half stars. Hearted You: an excellent adaptation of a web series inspired by a creepypasta Me, an intellectual: a tremendous adaptation of “The Treachery of Images” by René Magritte
The Bad Guys 2 - 2025 Three Stars The pieces don't really fit together into a complete shape but they're damn good pieces. Besides, it's not about the action, it's about the distraction.
Burger king logo but the text in the buns says "CAN I GET UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" And beneath the buns it says "borger"
Palm Springs - 2020 Four stars - Watched 30 Apr 2026 A time loop movie with editing and pacing this good is a real flex on anything asking you to spend $30 and 4 hours at a theater.
Zootopia 2 - 2025 3.5 stars i went into this fully ready to swallow another dose of copaganda for the sake of quality animated hijinks, which i still got, but this time i had to tolerate the movie glorifying a conspiracy theorist podcaster.
No Country for Old Men 2007 - 4 stars Rewatched 13 Apr 2026 every man in this film: i'm built different narrator: they weren't [this space intentionally left blank to imply a woman has died off-screen]
Challengers 2024 - 4 stars Watched 12 Feb 2025 she forgot the first rule of fujoshi: never get personally involved also im not saying that it's a good idea for anyone but i do think this movie proves more high-stakes relationship drama should be scored by trent reznor and atticus ross Wake Up Dead Man 2025 - 4.5 stars Watched 29 Nov 2025 i was so excited to tell my aunt who's a pastor about this excellent movie and she told me it was so boring that she almost fell asleep so i guess im going to hell on principle now Sinners 2025 - 4 stars Watched 04 Aug 2025 This review may contain spoilers. Might be peak “genre horror dressed up as elevated horror” tbh. The Super Mario Galaxy Movie 2026 - 2.5 stars Watched 01 Apr 2026 I really don’t want to be the guy that defends this movie but calling it a sin against cinema or worse than AI slop is delusional. It’s an “oops! all setpieces” movie with barely any connective tissue. Every character gets half an arc, and it almost has a theme, but the script is too busy rushing through act 3 to follow through on anything. One of the few movies that could compete with TikTok for your attention and win, even if you won’t remember more than a few minutes of it. Project Hail Mary 2026 - 4 stars Watched 11 Apr 2026 This happened to my buddy Rocky once
A large minotaur and an average-sized dog sit on a pier, each enjoying a drink. The glass barely fits between the minotaur's fingers, but is as tall as the dog's forearm.
wed march 25th 7pm us central time twitch.tv/orcvibes dungeon bodega simulator
Dialogue box: CONSTITUTION: YES. EAT THE APPLE, APPLEBOY.
meme: I am going to create [a battalion] that is so [blended]
Selfie with two “I voted” stickers
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Donnie Darko "real or x" meme Donnie: I have a new and improved way to run initiative Donnie's mom: real or "initiator goes first, then table seating order" Donnie: initiator goes first, then table seating order
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Desktop PC with a Ryzen CPU removed from the motherboard, held between two fingers
Stream promo image: Digital Defender O.R.C. twitch.tv/orcvibes Wed Feb 11th, 7PM US Central Time
To-do list: Priority 1 ✅ Go sicko mode on bandcamp friday
Orcflorist casts illusory script: my name is aros orcvibes and Kiril deserves free guac
youtube thumbnail with like 50 chicken nuggets in a box, titled: "A Boy Ate 75 Nuggets Everyday For 7 Years. This Is What Happened To His Eyes." 1.8M views, 11 months ago
lucille bluth: if you're saying i play favorites, you're wrong. I love all [jojo parts] equally. lucille bluth, earlier that day: i don't care for [golden wind]
Sweet bro and hella Jeff: Shit. Let’s be Santa.
GOTY 2025: Avowed A: Indiana Jones, Umineko, Doom: The Dark Ages, Rise of the Golden Idol, Hades II, The Drifter B: Keeper, GNOSIA, Blue Prince, Outer Worlds 2, Silksong, Pentiment, Back to the Dawn, Dead Ringer, Pseudoregalia C: Lucifer Within Us, Mars Vice, Castle Crashers Remastered, Octopath Traveler II, D: Epic Seven, XXL Woofia Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 gets its own tier because it got a bunch of awards already and now there's discourse and im so tired even though i did really like the game.
Tuesday December 23 7PM US Central Time twitch.tv/orcvibes Ranking Ever Game I Played in 2025
iOS home screen. Green tinted background made from a commission crop with brex and his steel defender lion. Three folders in the dock with 4-7 apps each, and the camera app next to them.
Star wars the force unleashed for psp