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1st panel : Crumb is back home - Pfew that was a close one. Imagine the consequence if more people started recognizing me on the street. His doorbell rings 2nd panel : Crumb open the door - Yes ? Man at the door : Mr Crumb, I'm Ralph Bakshi. I would like to adapt your comic Fritz the Cat on the big screen. The first Rated R movie. You're about to become a worldwide sensation. 3rd panel : Both of them are staying still in the wait of an answer. 4rth panel : Crumb is still staying still and his being auscultated by a doctor Dana Crumb : For how long did you say my husband stopped breathing ? Ralph Bakshi : I don't know ? Maybe two hours ago ...
1st panel : 1969 San Francisco, Robert Crumb is working on SNATCH, an erotic underground comic while his wife asks him to go buy groceries 2nd panel : Crumb is walking thru the street, sweating at the views of women 3rd panel : At a comic book store he is accosted by fans Fan : Hey ! Are you Mr Crumb ? Can we get an autograph Crumb : What ? No, no ... You must be mistaking me with someone else. 4rth panel : Crumb is rushing home with the groceries
Only one suspect comes to mind. The editorial assistant : Stan Lee Both Joe Simon and Kirby picture him mocking them*
The Year is 1941 and Captain America is doing great. Joe Simon and Jack Kirby not so much. Kirby : Hey how about a raise ? Martin Goodman : You guys are hilarious. Hands over a penny* Here, go buy some bubblegum.
Cupid overseeing two pedos : Oh no ! Those two are attracted to children ! I must do something !
CIA agent with a syringe : Hello Mr Kubrick, I'm a federal agent from the deep state. I'm here to kill you for depicting rich people having orgy between consenting adults ... or something. Don't worry about your movie tho. We'll just remove the sex scenes so that teenagers can also see it in theaters. Kubrick looking very tired : Please do it right now. Nicole Kidman : FOR THE LAST TIME TOM ! I'M NOT CONVERTING TO SCIENTOLOGY ! Tom Cruise : But babe ... I can get you a discount. Brian W. Cook : Aaaah not again
An italian cardinal is reading the newspaper about Pasolini's Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom movie. On his wall is the logo of the Azione Cattolica (christian political party) Cardinal : WHAT !? Pasolini is accusing us of hiding the kidnapping, raping and killing of CHILDREN under Mussolini !? Priest next to him : I mean ... we DID but it's still not very nice to point fingers. Cardinal angrily : WE MUST COUNTER-ATTACK ! Cardinal : I know ! Let's spread a rumor that Pasolini is the one who's a pedophile ! Priest : Father ... Pasolini IS a pedophile. He doesn't even hide it. It's the kidnapping and killing he doesn't like. And Mussolini The Cardinal doesn't know what to say to that.
A 1940 journalist to Jack Kirby after the release of Captain America 1# issue : - Love you Jack, but three American soldiers lost their lives today. Do you really think it's the right time to draw your little OC punching Hitler like a Popeye villain ? It's a bit distasteful. As Jack Kirby stare at him angrily