Gubbins

@orgazz.bsky.social

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Pronouns: Your/Mum Aphex Twin's twin.

Knob gag
Gammon boiled with cloves, bay and peppercorns then roasted with a maple syrup and wholegrain mustard glaze. Red cabbage braised in olive oil. Swede smashed to fuck. More fucking cabbage and some leftover mashup taytos. Oh and gravy made from the stock.
Iggy fucking Pop
Fucking heavy cunts
"Shelfie"
I have MANY hacksaws. I may exchange a few for a nice cuddle.
Crikey.
Phwaaaay!!
All I had in the fridge was a red cabbage and a cauliflower. Still made a pretty plate before I downed it in gravy and snorted it down my cake hole.