Matt

@originalmattb.com

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Hi, nice to meet you. Be excellent to each other. Twin Cities, MN.

A photo of the sun in a smoke filled sky. The sky is very orange.
Screenshot from the EPA Air Now app showing a semi-circke AQI scale with a "Hazardous" measurement of 335.
A screenshot showing an obviously erroneous AQI of 9,806 near St. Louis Park, MN.
A dish of Mac and Cheese with cut up hot dogs and peas and carrots mixed in.
A LARGE orange tabby lays in a bed that is arguably too small for him.
Image of a Commodore Vic-20 8-bit home computer.
A short video showing Lester River flowing through Lester Park in Duluth, MN.
Fog lingering over Lake Superior in Minnesota.
MAHA Moron RFK JR saying "This is my idea of Heaven."
A screenshot of my "AI Compass" results showing that I am a strong skeptic.
A photo of a deep blue Ford Ranger pick up truck.
A photo of an Oris Divers Sixty-Five wristwatch on a wrist.
A grey/brown tabby cat lays on her side on a blanket. Big, expressive green eyes look directly at the camera.
Screen shot of results from a silly "political compass" quiz showing that I am aligned with NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani. Quiz link: https://britmonkey.com/2020s-political-compass/
Photo of a Minnesota Critical Habitat loon license plate.
A screenshot of Firefox, displaying the ability to block AI features.
Two persons telling an attendee of the Minneapolis Park Board meeting to discuss the resolution to close a dog park that is on indigenous burial site that "You need to educate your white, privileged, baby, ASS.".
A graphic with the words MINNESOTA MENTIONED in gold outlined with purple and flanked on either side by musician Prince. A cartoon character is wearing a Minnesota Twins hat and a Minnesota Wild jersey while holding a bottle of Grain Belt Premium beer. The Stone Arch Bridge and skyline of Minneapolis is in the background.
Portrait of Sigmund Freud by Max Halberstadt
An image of the Minnesota Critical Habitat liscence plate featuring the loon.
Calvin from the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes gets dragged to the principal's office after saying his version of the Pledge of Allegiance: "I pledge allegiance to Queen Fragg and her mighty state of hysteria".
A quote pull only an asshole would write: "Meta Ray-Ban glasses make the surveillance state funny"
Animation cell from from 1961 Rankin/Bass Productions' "Tales of the Wizard of Oz". Pictured are characters The Cowardly Lion, Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Dorothy.
Flag of Minnesota. Andrew Prekker (base design) Brian Cham, Tyler & Jenae Michaletz, Ted Kaye, Luis Fitch (refinement).
The logo of Minnesota Aurora FC.
"MAKE SURE IT HAS A FLARED BASE" in 3D lettering in the style of the Toy Story logo.
A photo of a Goldfinch perched on the stem of a sunflower.
A photo of a box of Sour Patch Kids. One of the best candies to exist.
A photo of a rabbit sitting in tall grass and dandelion puffs, next to a tree stump in a NE Minneapolis yard.
A black and white photograph of Johnny Cash and his guitar. Cash is in the midst of uttering a curse word and is giving the camera the middle finger.
An image of a bag of Marth brand horse bedding.
48-year-old Daniel Pettit of Orr, accused to shooting at a firefighting plane.
A photo of a building in the Avenue North mixed-use development in Wilmington, DE. The 12-story office tower looks as if it has the Starfleet delta (logo) from the Star Trek television and movie franchise.
A Polaroid style photo of a nuclear power plant cooling tower. There is steam rising from the tower, and orange bubble letters above that says "Visit scenic New Jersey".
A black and white photo of legendary film noir actor Robert Mitchum. He is mostly obscured by shadow with only the upper portion of his face clearly visible.
A photo of a roughly 3" long bolt laying on a man's palm.
A graphic in the style of Burger Kind advertisements proclaiming that cheese should not be opt in. The words CHEESE SHOULD NOT BE OPT IN are in red, and inside two orange "buns".
A screenshot of the main gameplay screen for the 1980s computer game "EGA Trek".
A photo of a stack of boxes of butter in a freezer.
A photo showing thirty-five packages of butter in white shopping bags, resting in the trunk of a car.
Screenshot showing Land O Lakes butter on sale for $0.99.
Image of a 1950's style "Hawaiian" shirt. Predominant colors are green, red, and gold.
A short video of a miniature, playable, Pac-Man arcade cabinet.
A screenshot showing the profile header of an AI slop "debate platform".
A gif of Homer Simpson fueling his car (and himself) with gasohol.
A photo of a sleeping orange tabby with toe beans prominently displayed.
A photo of a Pineapple Upside Down Cake my wife made to celebrate my birthday. I want to eat every last crumb of it and not share. But I will share, because I'm a good boy and don't want others to miss out on this delight.
A photo of a rainbow frosted Happy Birthday cupcake next to a wristwatch.
A screen capture of a man saying "Jesus I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me.".
Photo of a Royal Enfield Goan Classic 350 motorcycle in teal and orange colors.
Photo of a checklist on a clipboard being held over a vehicle engine.
Close up photo of an ice coated balcony railing with small icicles formed on the underside.
A top-down photo of a grey mini-pc. There are cables and a USB thumb drive sticking out of it.
A Google Map image of a road trip taken in 2023. Places visited include Wilmington, DE, Ocean City, MD, Charlotte, NC, Atlanta, GA, Birmingham, AL, and Nashville, TN.
A photo of a grey tabby and an orange tabby sitting on a piece of cardboard, looking up towards the camera.
Image of a "summons" for a traffic violation. A scam text trying to trick the recipient into scanning a QR code.
An image of a blue-grey t-shirt that has JACOB FREY IS A BAD PERSON AND A WORSE MAYOR in white lettering on the front.
A photo of two tin cans connected by a string. A rudimentary communication device.
A sleeping orange tabby cat. His toes and nose are pink and clearly visable.
A graphic showing crude oil commodity prices.