Orin 🚀🦏

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Woolly rhino, surviving the Anthropocene. 🦏 | Furry artist. ✎ | Space ace. 🚀 | Plant dad. 🌱 | Oldest millennial. | He/him. | Occasional NSFW 🔞 | http://orinoxide.carrd.co

Charity shop bric-a-brac shelf featuring a set of four souvenir(?) canopic jars.
A charity shop bric-a-brac shelf, with a pair of carved wooden rhinos.
All Robot & Computers must shut the hell up. To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To → And I Will Never Speak To You. ← I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object. You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue
Comic by floccinaucinihilipilificationa.tumblr.com Panel 1: [Mermaid singing.] Panel 2: Pirate: "I don't like the thing you are doing can you do a different thing that I like" Panel 2: Mermaid: [nonplussed] I WILL FUCKING INCREASE THE FUCKING THING
Post-workout selfie. #thirstbait
Post-workout selfie. #thirstbait
[ Everyone disliked that. ]
Orange woolly rhino standing in the aisle of a passenger train carriage.
Post-workout selfie. #thirstbait
Post-workout selfie. #thirstbait
Post-workout selfie. #thirstbait
Esteemed horror mangaka Junji Ito, looking happy: "That was very scary."
Post-workout selfie. #thirstbait
Post-workout selfie. #thirstbait
Orange woolly rhino on a passenger train.
DS9 meme. Bashir: "Even if it's omegaverse smut?" Garak: "ESPECIALLY if it's omegaverse smut."
Photo: A 3 litre soft drinks bottle full of ice positioned in front of a tower fan.
the sun is a deadly lazer
Photo: a packet of organic Mixed Spice.
Post-workout selfie. #thirstbait
An orange woolly rhino at the bottom of a staircase; over his shoulder Mr Spock stands at the top of the stairs, disapproving Vulcanly.
THEN PERISH.
Photo: An empty shipping pallet.
Photo: A shipping pallet laden with cardboard boxes and sacks of dry goods.
Tumblr screenshot of a post by user crabmandible: [Three photos of a quadrupedal Little Guy with a happy face sculpted from modelling clay; the legs become increasingly long and stilt-like from one photo to the next.] I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes User weepingbird: you: making aalittle thing with clay the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes
Orange woolly rhino on a train.
The cockpit of the Millennium Falcon as it makes the jump to hyperspace.
Orange woolly rhino on a passenger train.
[ Everyone disliked that. ]
Dean Pelton of Greendale Community College squinting suspiciously at a screen and murmuring "This better not awaken anything in me."
A pack of two Tesco cream horn pastries.
An empty shipping pallet.
A shipping pallet loaded with boxes and sacks of dried goods.
Post-workout selfie. #thirstbait
A dainty little while duck sitting demurely amid the undergrowth.
A mandarin duck, a.k.a. a Fancy Little Guy.