Banda Bassotti

@orpach.neocities.org

842 Followers 998 Following

󺷭 Collecting and dispensing random numbers. Profile picture is not me.

A handheld Garmin GPS receiver at the Royal Observatory, Greenwich indicating that the WGS 84 reference meridian is 0.089 arcminutes or about 5.3 arcseconds to the east of the Prime Meridian (about 16.5 cm at the indicated latitude)
Black text on a white background reading; 1. What is food? Food includes all substances that are understood as ordinary food for human consumption by the average consumer and are presented and labelled as such. Ordinary food is not a medicine, medicated preparation, tobacco or a food ingredient in cosmetics, tinctures, or similar. Foods are ingested or chewed at meals or snacks for their nutritional value or for their sensory attributes not limited to taste.
Image from a "Frog and Toad" book. There's an illustration of Frog holding a green box, with Toad standing off to the right of him, facing each other in conversation. The text reads; 'Frog put the cookies in a box. "There," he said. "Now we will not eat any more cookies." "But we can open the box," said Toad. "That is true," said Frog.'
The word „Hamburgefonts“ in various fonts: Arial, Book Antiqua, Calligraph421 BT, Courier New, Eurostile, Segoe UI, Tahoma, Times New Roman, Verdana. From wikimedia commons.
Theatrical release poster for "Journey to the center of the earth (2008)" staring Brendan Fraser, but with the word "Earth" is replaced with "Data" in a matching font. It's a view down a splitting crevasse with falling rocks and a blue sci-fi glow as three characters, including Fraser's, appear to be climbing toward the viewer.
The SimpleFlips 7tv emote "AlienThatBasicallyFucksToAnySong". It's a muscular green alien doing a little dance, throwing some shapes, and doing moves that basically fuck to any song. Source: https://7tv.app/emotes/01GAMC6BN00002VQA3YMD28PDM
Someone filming their hand in a kitchen with a slice of cheese spinning on their index finger and a slice of ham spinning on their pinkie. After a second, a bread roll on a plate on the counter starts spinning, followed by a microwave off to the right as the person filming backs away. A slowed down version of the song "What is love?" by Haddaway is playing throughout the video.
Tweet • Gerry Adams @GerryAdamsSF 22 Dec This house is like Santa's Grotto. Takes half an hour 2 switch off fairy lights and assorted Yule illuminations. Feel like a grinch now. in reply to @GerryAdamsSF Eddielzzard'sBeret @realnannysheila @GerryAdamsSF Surely you know someone who can fit a timer. 2:45 pm 23 Dec 2016
Screenshot of an entry on xikipedia.org for Winthrop, Massachusetts. There is a drawing of a vtuber used as the article image. The text reads "Winthrop, Massachusetts Winthrop is a city in Suffolk County, Massachusetts, United States. The population was 19,316 at the 2020 census."
Panorama of an old looking ruined temple. Supposedly taken in 3d and saved as a .mpo file. Sunny day, the sky is blue.
A screenshot of Super Paper Mario for the Wii. It's the quiz to unlock Francis's door. It's in a blocky 8-bit inspired style, other than the UI and characters. The question reads "I love going on message boards and complaining about games I've never played! " and a choice of True / False below it, with True selected. Peach appears on screen as the player character.
Very zoomed in screenshot of a post by thebes @vgel.me containing the "sun with face" emoji 🌞 It's a yellow multi-pointed star with a smiling face on it. Cartoonish, dark brown eyes/mouth, lighter brown nose, and brown blushing cheeks. The "Joined May '23" label is on the post and a timestamp of 5:05 AM · Jan 22, 2026 is at the bottom.
Animated screenshot of the game baba is you with baba in a hallway stuck between keke and a door. There's random boxes and a suit of armour outside. The rule blocks are DOOR IS STUCK DOOR IS STUCK BABA IS BEG BABA AND KEKE IS DEAD KEKE IS GENUINE DICK SUCKER
Album art for Run The Jewels – Blockbuster Night, Pt. 1 but with the word RUNZA from the sign in the picture in the post I'm replying to shoddily pasted over "run the". It now reads "RUNZA JEWELS".
Screenshot of the root post from this thread. By @this-is-cool.tngl.sh, it contains a single '🫪' (U+1FAEA) character that's rendered as an empty box with "01F AEA" in it splis across two lines. It's in the dark theme, and has 2 reposts, 11 likes. It was posted at 6:17AM 2025-12-19 UTC.
Menu picture of a plate with a pie, chips, and peas on it. The peas are upside down, as though mirrored vertically. Looks pretty desaturated, the plate is white and the background is blue.
Back side of a Greek €1 coin from 2018. It's silver in the middle and gold coloured around the outside, the outer ring has 12 stars in a circle with 20 and 18 on either side of the star at the bottom. The inner circle is stamped with a picture of a 5th-century BC Athenian tetradrachm (a coin in a coin), a similar design to the image I'm replying to but with a big number 1 and the word EYPΩ (Euro in Greek script).
The text "There is a stupider option available." rendered in a font called "Pepsi-light" in the same colour scheme as bsky.app in dark mode.
Thermaltake 5.25" Drive Bay Cigarette Lighter/Cup Holder. With an overclockers.ru watermark The front of the cup holder has the Thermaltake logo on it, along with their tagline "coolall your life" (damn straight!)
A screenshot of a warning you get from clicking the link in the above post. It reads: """ Potentially misleading link This link is taking you to the following website: https://tangled.sh/did:plc:lwckcyzhyrufq4ytg2abji7d/witchsky.app Make sure this is where you intend to go! [Go back] [Visit site] """ The text I clicked on in the post read: "jollywhoppers.com/witchsky.app"
The text "APP IS BUG" rendered in Baba Is You wiggling text block style.
"Saddam's hiding place" newspaper illustration that's used as a meme, but the red figure has been cut out and replaced with a visible light spectrum from the image in the post I'm replying to. Saddam looks like a rainbow, six feet below ground, with the entrance above him hidden by bricks and rubble.
Screenshot of a website with a checkbox titled "Gluten-Free Email". With an explanation in grey text below reading "I would like to receive an Annual Certification of Gluten-Free Expenditure".
A screenshot of the post I'm replying to, with Dark Souls 3's "HOLLOWING REVERSED" effect applied on top. Instead of the text from the game, the overlay says "MENTAL HEALTH: RESTORED".
Animated gif of the earth (centred over Europe) morphing into Barack Obama's face.
That "Mr. Worldwide" meme image of the musician Pitbull holding the earth in his hand while wearing a suit and sunglasses, set in a space themed backdrop. Except it's been shoddily edited to say "Mr. Nationwide" instead, and put two disproportionately large quarter dollars in his front pocket from Puerto Rico and American Samoa respectively.
A stack of translucent plastic jugs containing blue liquid in what appears to be a grocery store. The label on the topmost one reads "SUPERPISS -54°C lasinpesuneste spolarvätska 3L" in blue/white text on a blue/white background.
A diagram from a scientific paper showing a drawing of the cross section of four disposable vapes, with pie charts breaking down the composition of metals in certain components. Description from the original paper was as follows; Figure 1. Elemental compositions of device coils, sheaths, and battery connectors of disposable e-cigarettes (dPODs) (elements >1% shown, elements <1% listed as “Other”): ELF Bar (Flavored (A) and Clear (B)), Flum Pebble (C), and Esco Bar (D). Elemental abundances reported as mean values (n = 3; Table S1).
Nude Descending a Staircase, No. 2 - Marcel Duchamp (1912)
The same image that RT posted where he's sitting recumbent on a chair in a nature-themed set in a fancy caped outfit holding a plush animal with his right leg held aloft. But the background, chair, and cape have all been removed and replaced with black. Makes it look as though he's expertly balancing on one toe and quite impressed with himself.
Man facing the camera wearing a helmet with a pair of night-vision goggles flipped down over his eyes. They are brown in colour, and there are four front facing lenses. A pair of the "EOTech GPNVG Ground Panoramic Night Vision Goggle", according to where I found the picture.
Terminal output of me running curl to show the response headers from "https://orpach.bsky.social/" (my current handle as a URL) followed by a request for the content of "/.well-known/atproto-did" at the same domain. The former is a 302 redirect to my profile on bsky.app, the latter is my did:plc, usually used to verify that this domain is mine. Verbatim, the text is: """ $curl --head https://orpach.bsky.social/ HTTP/2 302 server: awselb/2.0 date: Wed, 30 Apr 2025 10:44:05 GMT content-type: text/html content-length: 110 location: https://bsky.app:443/profile/orpach.bsky.social $curl https://orpach.bsky.social/.well-known/atproto-did did:plc:bfp7n6e2rpr3yo7gpqdr2tfw% $ """
Portrait of a woman through a hypercentric lens, creating a reverse perspective distortion. (closer things in the photo are smaller than further away things) She's looking at the camera and smiling while reaching her open hands forward. Christopher Getschmann - https://volzo.de/thing/reverseperspectiveportraits/
An image of some tomato plants in a field with a speech bubble coming off the bottom, making it look like they are saying the quoted post from @nerdjpg.com The speech bubble is the colour of bluesky's dark/dim mode background.
Screenshot from https://qdb.lol/quote/835030 (an archive of bash.org) The text is; #835030 (22396) <Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!! <Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key <Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!! <Judge-Mental> fuck me
A distorted photo of an expired (as of mid 2018) Irish drivers license. It is trifold in design and pink in colour, indicating it is a full license. It is valid for category B and W (car/tractor). It belongs to a man named Robert Moss, born 1988. There's a photo of him stuck onto the left leaf of the document with his signature underneath, some details have been redacted with white ovals.
An American $10,000 Federal Reserve Note, Series 1934, depicting Salmon P. Chase, with signatures of W.A. Julian (Treasurer of the United States, and Henry Morgenthau, Jr. (Secretary of the Treasury). The front is black and white, aside from green serials and stamps. The back is all green, with "10,000" in each corner and "THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS" printed in the middle.
Hand with Reflecting Sphere (Self Portrait in Spherical Mirror). January 1935, Lithograph by M.C. Escher.
This whole reply thread as seen on the desktop version of the site at 19:30 UTC, zoomed out to 10% scale making it impossible to read anything. The text on screen is: " Erin "Sexuality" Fogg ‪@criminalerin.bsky.social‬ Do Bsky desktop users who share screenshots but don't use alt text know about the existence of phones and their screens yet or February 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM 8 reposts 61 likes ‪Erin "Sexuality" Fogg‬ ‪@criminalerin.bsky.social‬ · 19m I am absolutely not turning auto-rotate on and moving my phone to read what the fuck ever Bari Weiss said are you KIDDING me ‪New Year, Old Jen‬ ‪@jenyetagain.bsky.social‬ · 17m I'm just glad auto rotate exists now. A year and a half here of seeing a text screenshot post and every time saying "guess this isn't for me" ‪Kanna Banana 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷 (comms 3/3)‬ ‪@kanna-banana.bsky.social‬ · 13m honestly i should be *paid* to read that, not go through extra hoops wtf ‪jaypea‬ ‪@jpstarling.bsky.social‬ · 12m emotional labor AND physical labor??? no thank you. ‪Pina Power‬ ‪@pinapower.bsky.social‬ · 18m People use Bluesky on their desktop? ‪Erin "Sexuality" Fogg‬ ‪@criminalerin.bsky.social‬ · 17m Yes lol all they do is screenshot and share without alt text, they love to do it ‪synspiration.bsky.social‬ ‪@synspiration.bsky.social‬ · 14m I do a fair amount. Desktop is easier for me for a few reasons. ‪Soosheon‬ ‪@soosheon.live‬ · 12m I use BlueSky on my desktop and have no idea what this means. ‪Erin "Sexuality" Fogg‬ ‪@criminalerin.bsky.social‬ · 11m If you share a desktop screenshot without alt text, mobile users even with 20/20 vision have to go out of their way to read it, which is just one of a million reasons to always use alt text "
Screenshot of an online store page for Les Enfants Terribles 2022 Pinot Noir. The page is in French. A 75cl bottle appears to cost €8.90. Rated 15.9/20 "Top 10 Vin de France".
An image of a 350g can of Nulon "Start ya bastard" spray. 25% ether, made in Australia. The can is yellow with black text, with four images of intended uses. Mowers, boats, petrol/diesel engines, farm.
A ten pound note from Danske Bank. (issued at Belfast 25th January 2013) It is green and has an image of J.B. Dunlop on it, as well as a smaller image of a bicycle.
A stick of lidl own brand roll-on deodorant held top and bottom in someone's left hand. The text on the front reads: "EXTRAPERSPIRANT ANTI DRY" and "48h FRESH EFFECT Effective protection" If you look closely, you can notice some telltale signs that the image has been digitally manipulated.
Electric shower mounted on a tiled wall. The shower is running. It is set to "eco" and has the number 37 on it.
skyfeed.app feed editor for a feed called "NICF" with three blocks [input all posts from the last 3 hours] -> [remove if like count isn't exactly 68] -> [sort randomly] It will not run correctly when the site has this many active users.
Screenshot of wgetgui on an old version of windows. The screen is full of checkboxes and text forms, forcing an absurd number of typical command line options into a single window. Unless you already know how to use wget, you'll be hopelessly lost. The button to run the software is labelled "Start the grabbing!"
Yellow warning triangle with a skull and crossbones over another yellow box containing the phrase "ONE LUNGFUL OF SLURRY GAS CAN KILL".
Kingpin from the spiderverse movie with the head replaced by markiplier's. The text "I'M GONNA SHIT YOURSELF" is split across the top and bottom in impact font, like the meme style of a decade ago. A severe chromatic aberration filter has been applied on top.
President of Botswana Mokgweetsi Masisi sitting in an official looking room holding a very large uncut diamond across his open palms. He looks incredibly shocked.
Screenshot of what the post I'm replying to looks like with javascript disabled. Text shown is; JavaScript Required This is a heavily interactive web application, and JavaScript is required. Simple HTML interfaces are possible, but that is not what this is. Learn more about Bluesky at bsky.social and atproto.com. Post Comfortably Numb numb.comfortab.ly did:plc:pmyqirafcp3jqdhrl7crpq7t Speaking of clients. Blusky telnet client bsky.tel by @cara.city rules. 2024-08-02T02:57:41.622Z
Screenshot of the post I'm replying to, with the now-deleted skeet still visible. The URL has been clumsily redacted for *reasons*.
Dutch politician Geert Wilders.
Screenshot of the right-click menu in firefox. The bottom five lines are added by browser extensions, the rest are stock.
An image of two mugs side by side. The one on the right is normal sized, black, and has "RELAX AS HARD AS YOU LIKE" printed on it. The one on the left is white, has the name of a retail chain printed on it, and dwarfs it in size, containing 1 imperial pint (568ml) of liquid with ease.
A screenshot of the chat page while logged in using an app-password. It says "Whoops! Bad token scope [Retry]" where you'd normally see your DMs.