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@osculate.bsky.social

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something something. aiming for maximum stupid.

Patrick fingering SpongeBob but I added the text of Friday
cartoon of the tragic struggle bus
A bulge shot from yesterday of me wearing grey jeans and a dark green t shirt
big eyed emoji
wide eyed fox
Standing raccoon with: “god is testing me and I have not studied” written in meme fonts
Horn Pub meme with two people playing instruments below the text
Pic of my lap, sitting at my desk wearing grey jeans and a dark green t shirt
Muppet mouth with human teeth with “it ain’t gonna tickle itself” written underneath
Big fan taking a selfie
Immy the doll “eating” pizza
Deer in the middle of gravel road with HIT ME written overhead
Big Bill the world’s heaviest pig ever recorded
The more you know shooting star
Green giant- peaches and cream corn!
YouTube vid mockup of my chaos muppet journey with the Elmo flames meme
No horny!! (text) over image of a guy and apparent 🔥
A cute little donkey
Central dogma of molecular biology: DNA>RNA>Protein
Cum beaters mock up similar to egg beaters
Cute doggy with surprised expression
Raccoon with “I think i will cause problems on purpose” written on the bottom left quadrant
Pic of my lap. I’m wearing tan jeans and a light green t shirt
Hostess Ding Dongs chocolate cakes - cream filled
multi pack of elastic tattoo sleeves
Bee in a barometer bush.
“And here we fucking go again. I mean good morning” with a smiling sun
hairless cat wearing glasses looking suspiciously human
2026 Honda Odyssey Sport-L
two slices of white bread
Beep beep! On my way to say weird stuff
sea urchin wearing sunglasses
horny meme
Bicep flexing mirror selfie - July 2025
Reddit post of a cat in handcuffs
Selfie
a bottle of Squirt Soda - Mexico; the green bottle has a swirl/ribbed form
Galešnjak, Croatia - aerial view
Mirror selfie wearing only a light blue button down
Mirror selfie, flexing right bicep
Fairy godmother
Julia Child with a meat tenderizer