oslowe

@oslowe.bsky.social

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He/him neurospicy leftist queerdo stoner elder, cat daddy and horror historian. Occasionally funny. Always gorgeous. I have friends everywhere.🇵🇸

A b&w cat of one year, mostly buried under bedcovers.
A photograph of rain clouds, not terribly thick, and in the foreground a palm tree.
Two jars of pickle relish, both alike in dignity. But one is dill and the other sweet. Behind a pair of mustards lurk menacingly, honey mustard in the fore, Dijon bringing up the rear. All materials purchased at Smart & Final on the authors dime, so they are store brand. But I'm cool with that, the condiments and such are always a good price and quality, so yeah. But that's my personal opinion I am not no shill.
A sandwich of roasted beef, cooked fast and hot and sliced thin, piled on a toasted bolillo and topped with thinly sliced raw onion and dill pickle chips, and a hearty dose of homemade tiger sauce, extra horseradish. In the background an individual serving size bag of Utz potato chip in the orange and brown that signifies, "the crab chip".
Ernesto, a tuxedo'd kitten of almost a year in age sprawls majestically, liquid-limbed, on a red folding chair.
A screenshot of the weather app, showing the coming weekend forecast for Washington DC, heat advisory, high humidity, thunderstorms. Lol.
Green haired performer stands in a half-assed Willy Wonka "special event". It's sad.
Yes... ha ha ha YES! Says the sicko in the window.
"Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" Laughs the sicko in the window. It's me. I'm sicko.
White text on a star scape, yeah like Star Wars. In the universe there are things man cannot hope to understand. Powers he cannot hope to possess, forces he cannot hope to control. The four crowns are such things. Yet the search has begun. A soldier f fortune takes the first step. He seeks a key that will unlock the power of the four crowns and unleash a world... the photo cuts off there. Sorry. You need to watch the movie on tubi
Old yt man holds b&w cat in the sun. They are happy.
Oz, a middle aged tattooed & scruffy looking nerf-herder of the white masculine heavily bearded variety holds a relaxed b&w tuxedoed kitten of 7-8 months called Butchie in a sunbeam
Two kittens sit within paper bags, contemplating crime. Butchie, a baby at 9 months, is a b&w tuxedo sort of fellow. He looks insolent. Theo, a baby of almost 2 years and a bad case of agita, looks on apprehensively.
Oslowe, a middle aged white man with a bushy gray beard and unkempt hair grimaces for affect while smoking a jay.
A four piece band are lit up a violent green mid-song on stage at The Viper Room (the sign is red neon). The band is L.A. rockers This Is A Revolver and they are terrific. 🤘🏻🖤🤘🏻
A billboard for, "Listening!" (The other person might be right- pass it on!) showing to young Black girls, possibly twins, smiling all teeth and wide eyed at each other. It's a slightly eerie billboard, a little forced. Wait, don't those young girls look like the young girl and her mirror reflection in Jordan Peele's US... this is just a billboard. Nothing to be afraid of. There is no sequel or spinoff to US. You are safe. For now.
A Lps Angeles gas pump reads $87.80 for 16.5 gallons of fuel. Fuck this.
Medium shot, bedroom. The frame is almost bisected horizontally by a black shade covering most of a window. A long yellow ribbon hangs from the pull tab of the shade. Below this lies a black and white cat of about 8 months on his side, peering at the outdoors on a bed hung there. Below this, frozen as if mid-crime, a tabby cat of a little more than a year is partially collapsed. One paw stretches up to the window sill like the feline Sistine Chapel or something.
A g.i.JOE: Classified action figure of a Vincent Occult Price looking mfer holding a glowing orb, "Hello I'm Crystal Ball of COBRA! With me as always is Raptor." Behind Crystal Ball is some weird dude (also a GIJoe: classididdy figure) called Raptor, he's wearing a wing pack and a hawk helmet. He goes "squawk!"
A Sicko wearing a t-shirt that says Sickos is standing outside a window laughing; "yes... ha ha ha YES!" the Sicko says. It's me, I'm Sicko.
A gif of The Immortan Joe riding shiny as he dismisses the failson war boy Nux.
Theo, a serious kitty, peers out from under a blanket.
A beautiful sleepy Theo; a tortoiseshell cat, stretches out on a lap.
"Yes! Hahahaha yes!" Laughs the sicko in the window. It's me, I'm sicko.
"Yes! Hahaha yes!" Says the guy outside the window wearing a shirt that says Sickos. It's me, I'm sickos.
Your main man oslowe, a scruffy looking yt dude of some years, glares pensively at the camera. His beard needs trimming.
Album art for Belly's 1993 release Star.
Album cover for Rancid's 1995 release ...And Out Come the Wolves
The poster for Lewis Jackson's 1980 slasher/thriller Christmas Evil depicts a cartoon Santa brandishing a bloody axe, the words "Merry Christmas" on the wall behind him are X'd out. The tagline reads: this Christmas you better believe in Santa... or he'll SLAY YOU" The poster is fine, but the movie is genuinely something special (pos).
Oz, a 1st generation lapsed Jew raised Episcopalian. He is a hairy bearded queer he/him of a certain vintage wearing a Santa hat, joint held betwixt his thin lips, makes the "I'm keeping my eye on you, shitass" gesture (index and middle finger pointed at the eyes).
A squat, bipedal robot (or drone) from Douglas Trumbull's 1972 film Silent Running. The cute little guy is holding a hand of playing cards in one skeletal arm.
An old white man smokes two joints at once. Ones a sativa and the other is indica, so it's like smoking a hybrid lol.
Dracula's brides, from Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula.
Title screen for the 1945 short, Star In The Night, a western reworking of the Nativity with J. Carol Naish's turn as a cantankerous innkeeper (he runs a gas station/diner with a couple of bungalows out back) always bringing me to tears when he's overcome by "the Christmas spirit" I.e he becomes compassionate and humane.
Oz (human) holds Butchie (wee tuxedo kitten) to his face to feel the vibrations from the purring.
"Two officers found the gun behind the palm tree about 40 feet away. "Dude", one told the other officer, "that was a close one".
Oz, a fellow pale of skin and graying of beard, raise his hand. "Me", his wide eyes seem to say. "Me: I am not a Nazi"
A wee little tuxedo kitten, possibly a boy, possibly nicknamed Butchie.
Theo, a sweet baby cat, looks startled. Also kind of like an owl.
A poorly screenshot photo of oslowe's letterboxd Recent Activity. He's a tough grader. His most recently watched films are Darling and Invader from Mickey Keating (2 stars and 2 and a half respectively), and Hell House LLC 2&3, which each garnered half a star from this grumpy old man who doesn't appreciate "found footage" as a subgenre or format.
Theo, an elegant lady of just over one year snoozes on chair, plotting mischief.
Knuckle tattoos read "Hold Fast"
A gray fogged sky looms over a roof deck apartment building in midtown Los Angeles, 6:39am September 5th 2025.
Phoebe, a distinguished lady-dog of a certain age.
Theo, a beautiful kitten, peeks out from beneath a red footstool, her eyes wide and mischievous. She is laying on a hideous orange rug that might have been cut from the hide of Philadelphia's own Gritty.
Sweet Baby Ray BBQ Saucs, the sweetest cat in the world (RIP fuzzy king) lays on his papa's lap, hugging belly with his paws. A tiny kitten, Theo Tater Tot, The Lady of Pounce tries to sneakily cuddle the larger cat, who is somewhat disgruntled.
Rebecca Torres stands before a heavy military truck, blocking its way while workers labor in the fields behind her.
Oz, a scruffy looking nerf-herder in background. Theo, a beautiful and cunning cat in the foreground. Together they commit crime.
A screenshot from Instagram of a targeted post, a screenshot from either Twitter or Blueski
A fierce little dog holds the title card Terriers in its mouth standing in the back of a pickup truck. This was the poster for the terrific 1-season wonder, starring Donal Logue and Michael-Raymond James. Theme song slaps: Gunfight Epiphany by Robert Duncan
Oz, a graying white man of some fifty years glances towards the camera. On his shoulder rests Theo, aka DJ Krazy Pants, lady of The Pounce.
A long shot of a road in Texas, a gasoline green ford econoline van waits as a person, a hitchhiker, approaches. The sky is big, and partly cloudy.
Iconic "fuck then kids" Michael Jordan meme.