Temu Bob Ross

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Grumpy, mildly bogan, very nerdy, trying to cultivate a nice filter bubble of people I can learn from or laugh with. You probably won't do much of either from me soz AI slop == block Blue maga == block Funny c*** == follow

Print that I swiped from the Wikipedia page for the Luddites. "The leader of the Luddites" It depicts a man in a baby blue dress with red polka dots, gesturing inspiringly in a battle scene, a burning factory behind and confused blue uniformed British soldiers all around.
Screenshot of a phone background clearly showing it is Thursday and also the earth is flat and timezones don't exist
Very crude phone drawing of a propeller at with a lollipop overlaid at an angle.
3 panel composite, 2 at the top, 1 large at the bottom. From top left: - A clean vector version of an Australian flag where the union jack has been switched for the aboriginal flag (yellow circle in middle, 2 strips, black at top and red at bottom, underneath) - the same, but as a photo of a sewn fabric patch - the patch on Sam Neill's arm in iconic cosmic horror classic, Event Horizon
Screenshot of Lindsey Graham's Wikipedia entry, mildly vandalised. The photo has the title "Lady Gay Graham", and the introduction begins "Lindsey (foid name) Olin Graham was..." I think someone highly online and with shitty politics has been here very recently. An info toast says "this article is being heavily edited as its subject has recently died"
Extreme close up of just the crazy looking eyes in the original post
Painting: Lenin Proclaims Soviet Power, October 1917 by Vladimir Aleksandrovich Serov Lenin is gesturing grandly and a bit sexily at a crowd while holding some paper, probably with some sick zingers in it. The heading, in bold/black lowercase sans, possibly futura, says "me telling the local junkies about all the precious metals that can be found in a data center"
This statue of an unknown worshipper is often used to represent Ea-nāṣir in modern day popular culture. It is actually about 1000 years older so unlikely to depict the legend himself
YouTube music recs screen. Not a screenshot but a literal picture of my ancient Samsung TV I bought in 2007. The three thumbnails are "Fleetwood Mac - rumours", Janis Joplin live at Frankfurt, and Leonard Cohen live in London (playing my dad's funeral song, Anthem). The joke being rumours of Janis and Leonard, making me think Google knows who Chelsea Hotel #2 was about.
Screenshot of a partial Google search, with the suggestions below: + "Can antiky" 🔍 Can antiky 🔍 Can the antikythera mechanism run doom ↖️
Really? Right in front of my Blood Incantation?
Wojak meme. He's pointing up at a sign that points back at him, saying "I require context" He has a square hat (folded paper?) that says "context hat" and a tee that says "context shirt"
Screen recording of me blocking some stupid fucker because they think "hur dur melania is hore" is praxis. I'm tired of this shit.
Tweet screenshot - post by Marl Karx: You do start to appreciate why Lenin and Stalin just shot everybody. 3:17am • 7/7/23 From Earth • 362K views
Screenshot from guardian article - the picture shows two pelicans. The caption says: two innocent penguins, who would very much like to be excluded from this narrative. Photograph: Jenny Evans/Getty Images
Same graph as above, but showing just the last 30 days. It's a flat line until 16th June
Google trends graph: "Monoculture" topic Filtered for "Australia, past 5 years" Line graph shows interest over time. There's nothing, absolutely nothing at all beyond noise until the very last bit.
Painting: V.I. Lenin proclaims the Soviet power, By V.A.Serov. Lenin gestures sexily toward a large crowd. Caption taking up the upper half of the image: Me telling the local junkies about all the precious metals that can be found in a data center.
Calico cat with a black patch over one eye looking quizzically. A bunch of colourful code (in dark mode) is visible in the background, defocused
Roman centurion meme. A battlefield after a battle. Two soldiers stand over a load of dead bodies. Soldier 1: "How do we know they're actually dead or just pretending?" Soldier 2: "Am I ever gonna see your face again?" From some of the corpses: "no way!" "get fucked!" "fuck off!" "hahahah" (The soldiers stab the corpses that were not dead)
Graph of opinion percentages from isidewith. Not the best stats but they make the point. One nation languishes for years, then late 2026 they shoot up to like 25% for no reason. The other parties do not behave the same. Just as quickly as it rose it begins to fall. It does not appear to be exponential growth and it came on so suddenly that it's incredibly suspicious.
Crudely drawn anime girl with speech bubble and thought bubble: "WAOW" (based based based based based)
Inside you are two bricks: (Left brick with speech bubble) "Throw me at a fascist" (Right brick with speech bubble) "Use me to build community"
Keogh's crinkle cut Irish potato chips. Guinness flavour. Oh no they didn't.
A glorious SGI Onyx2, as big as a fuckin' really fuckin' big fridge
Stencilled on an outer wall: "DO NOT POST"
The Richard scarry worm in an apple car, on a tee, with the caption "You got a fast car. I got a plan to get us out of here" - lyrics from the best song in human history.
Screenshot from the article: It manifests when Jewish authors cannot secure spots on festival panels for reasons that can always be explained away: The authors of "Ruptured," a collection of essays written by Australian Jewish women in response to October 7, have been rejected from all but one of the country's major writers' festivals.
"that's a penis" guy from HIMYM
Kerrigan, Queen of Blades
Barnaby Joyce vs Planter Box. Video screenshot: He's piss drunk and on his back, tie slumped over his shoulder, phone against his ear, hand on his belly, knees up and feet as firmly on the ground as anything in the adjacent planter box.
That picture of 3 Chinese officials inspecting a new road except it's a different road and they're photoshopped in poorly. Oh how we laughed. I'm on a phone so I couldn't be arsed finding a png of these guys and overlaying it onto the pic at the top of this thread. You'll have to just imagine that
That same "WAOW (basedbasedbased)" pic that I always post
My old ute parked in an impossibly small spot between a blue car and a red car There's literally 4cm clearance either end. I only took the pic because I was flabbergasted that I pulled it off without touching either car, no sensors or cameras
Famous JFK Apollo speech, crudely edited: "I choose to believe this shit not because it's true, but because it's funny"
Iron Man, to Captain America: "Still brooding, eh? Maybe what you need is some *solid dick* from an *Iron Man!*" Captain America: "Maybe I so, shellhead... Maybe I do."
1 panel biblical comic: (top text) "Most people rejected His message." (In a speech bubble) "Shut up!" (Bottom text) They hated Jesus because He told them the truth. - Gal. 4:16
Calico cat in closeup, with defocused code (dark mode) visible but unreadable in the background.
My cat in a mesh basket. She is looking up at the camera, showing her mainly white front, though she's majority patches of black and orange, with a little splotch like a goatee and a black patch over her right eye. She is evil and I love her
(modified text style meme) comic book Batman breaking a shotgun in half: "AI is the weapon of the *enemy*. We do not *need* it. We will not *use* it.
Meme: Really? Right in front of my 1988 corolla?
The famous fallout 3 train car hat on an NPC.
Three letter agent glow so bright
Bird argument pic that's been going around. "Dispute" by Jacek Stankiewicz depicts two birds facing each other on a tree branch. The one on the right has it's wing pointed outward and it's beak open, looking like it's talking serious shit and about to lay the smackdown.
A box of Pizza Shapes.
WAOW (based based based based based)
Goose chase 2 panel comic with no text because I lazy
A Toyota Corolla Trueno coupe with the number 47 on it for some reason
"Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?"
Tom the cat, wearing a fetching straw hat with a green band, exiting a door with a mischievous grin. He's holding a white card that has the "save to phone" icon on it. I'm stealing your meme
"Three letter agent glow so bright"
Peaky blinders screenshots: "no posting that you can go to jail over" "no fucking posting that you can go to jail over"
JFK's famous speech: "I choose to believe this shit not because it's true, but because it's funny"
Picasso's squiggly drawing of Don Quixote and Sancho
TISM promo shot from their White Albun tour 7 dudes in white outfits and white balaclavas.