Otter

@otter.is

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Old queer 80's ott fellow always seeking happiness and shiny things in life. Writer, indie game dev, amateur photographer & astronomer, math nerd, Vaporwave enthusiast, professional eldritch horror summoner. RFC 2549 compliant since 1999. 🏳️‍🌈Seattle Area🌲

A black cat sitting like a statue on a shelf with a sunbeam shining on her.
A screenshot of Rust code showing a function named "shit all saveable objects to disk".
A video showing three bee houses for carpenter bees hanging from a post on a deck. Surrounding them is a sturdy wire cage with chicken wire wrapped around it to keep birds or other predators away.
A screenshot from MemTest86 displaying over 4500 errors in a computer's RAM. There is a time displaying that it's been running for just over 2 hours and 40 minutes.
A picture of letter blocks that are supposed to spell out Merry Christmas, but Christmas has been rearranged so the whole thing instead says Merry Shitscram.
A picture of a graphical t-shirt. The graphic is a parody of the Three Wolf Moon picture, but instead of wolves it’s Asian small-clawed otters.
A photo of a very large book entitled "The Last Book: The Diary of the Last Earthling". It is made to look like an aged book cover, which features an antique-themed diagram of the solar system.
A video showing an iPhone running iOS 26 using a custom alert sound for notifications. The notification that appears is the Mail app, and the email is from someone named "Ass Music".
A photo of an Asian grocery store in Bellevue, Washington called Uwajimaya. The photo has been manipulated to say "Uwujimaya" and the sign below that normally says "Asian Food Market" has been altered to say "Like...y'know, nyah". This is a reference to a two-panel comic that was posted on Tumblr many years ago.
A picture of a floor directory for a parking garage showing the floors are labeled with different animals. It starts at P3 and goes up to P8. In order the animals listed are salmon, bear, owl, starfish, squirrel, and crab.
A screenshot from a medical lab result for ferritin, with the value showing 336, which is within the normal range of 30 to 400 ng/mL.
A screenshot from the video game L.A. Noir showing the detective next to the "Press X to Doubt" prompt.
A screenshot from Discord showing a message that only the user can see the message and external apps cannot be used in the channel.
A screenshot of Jim McCune, a Republican WA state senator, holding up a finger during a request for clarification after a bill reading, asking if the bill would allow males into women's restrooms and, upon getting that clarification, simply stated the bill will indeed do that when the shithead apparently can't hear anything beyond what his little fascist brain can interpret that isn't presented to him via crayons and construction paper.
A photo of two circular fried eggs with two pieces of Spam arranged like thick angry eyebrows above them so it looks like an angry face.
A tea bag in the shape of an Asian shirt clawed otter. The bottom half is the tea bag itself and the top half is a little cardboard piece with artwork of the otter smiling. It’s designed to hang on the edge of the teacup.
Two tea pouches containing apple flavored tea and Darjeeling, respectively. The apple tea has artwork of an Asian otter hanging out of a teacup while the Darjeeling has a sea otter laying on its back floating in the ocean holding on to a seashell.
Screenshot from Blender showing the results from a program called Meshroom having processed over a hundred photos of a statue of Sasquatch. There are a lot of holes and flaws in the geometry.
A screenshot from the application called Meshroom showing a point cloud generated from a lot of photographs taken of a statue of Sasquatch.
A Douglas squirrel standing upright on a wooden rail with its front paws tucked against its chest.
An Instant Pot of chicken and dumplings.
A photo of a CD-ROM of the long-defunct BeOS.
Two gel caps of ibuprofen and one pill of Tylenol on top, arranged to look like a penis and testicles.
A video showing a cup of coffee being made using a DeLonghi espresso machine. After brewing, the cup is taken from the machine and sat next to a box of sugar cubes which is slid out of the way. In its place a small plastic cup full of assorted candy corn and candy pumpkins is slid into view. A few seconds later it is then dumped into the coffee.
A screenshot of a preview of email spam. Subject: Your Colon Body: Try this Shampoo Poop Remedy