Luigi de Guzman

@ouij.bsky.social

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Professional pedant. Jeopardist. Loves: DC Sports. Poems. Chicharron bulaklak. Hates: Fascism Also available at @ouij@mastodon.social Trying some Web 1.5 re-enacting https://ouij.wordpress.com/

Duolingo: “Spain vs. Argentina? I’m rooting for you to do a lesson!”
XBox CEO Asha Sharma
Engraving of Black men elected to Congress during Reconstruction
Grand Moff Tarkin scoffs: "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?"
Astronaut, drifting in space, looking at Earth: “wait it’s all Ohio?” Second astronaut, behind the first, aiming a pistol at the back of the first astronaut’s head : “always has been.”
Bsky timeline: top post: “a local AI zealot claims he can organise a large and random group of volunteers using his plagiarism machine”, with a GIF of the Simpsons pointing and laughing. Homer Simpson’s index finger points down to the Lower post, an unrelated post showing a clip of Cmdr. Data leaning over and falling.
Fox Sports post on YouTube showing AI-generated image of Flo Balogun, Weston McKinnie, & Christian Pulisic sitting on the Golden Gate Bridge as a bald eagle wearing an Uncle Sam top hat and USMNT jersey soars overhead. A commenter writes “this AI is as bad as the red card”
Screenshot of the Daily Express (UK) showing the crusader image on its masthead
My entire timeline singing goooooool with as Mexico go 1-0 up on Ecuador
My entire timeline loses its mind as Morocco equalizes
Nick Woltenmade, number 11 for Germany. Tall, mop of blonde hair, questionable mustache and goatee. Looks like he could have played for *West* Germany in the 1980s
My entire timeline reacts to Brazil’s second goal over Japan
Kermit sipping tea: PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN
The QAnon Shaman ransacking the Capitol on January 6, 2021
16-bit pixel art landscape of a Series 0 Shinkansen train passing by Mount Fuji, from the Sega Genesis port of "Budokan" (Electronic Arts, 1990)
Tablet showing Telemundo broadcast of MEX-RSA aboard Amtrak’s next gen Acela
Amtrak next gen Acela 2170 at union station dc
Post 1: “PM Carney: Canada Strong will help Make America Great Again” Post 2: BOARDS OF CANADA: TOMORROW
American cyclist Davis Phinney in the 1980s, wearing 7-Eleven livery
Berlin 1945: A Soviet soldier raises the flag of the USSR over the ruins of the Reichstag
Oil painting, portrait of Leibniz, Christoph Bernhardt Franke
Poster: “I can stop. I can drop. I can roll.”
Cover of Moby's 1995 album "Everything is Wrong"
Cover of "The Phantom Tollbooth" by Norton Juster, with Illustrations by Jules Feiffer, showing a boy, Milo, face to face with Tiktok, an enormous Watch Dog whose body is made from a clock
A delicious bowl of taro froyo with mangoes and strawberries and some Cap’n Crunch
various lines and pattern "decorations" obscure window icons in the window border of MS Excel on Windows 11
Gen. Gregorio del Pilar, hero of the Philippine Revolution
Duolingo French exercise: “what time is boarding?” Incorrect answer: «L’embarquement est à quelle heure?» Correct answer: «À quelle heure est l’embarquement?»
Blaw: umpires suck ass man Sam: “millions of jobs are being lost as we speak” Kthor: “this is how you know it’s really over for the ai scam”
Screenshot of GNOME desktop showing a Waydroid session running Openvibe, with a semi-transparent Terminology terminal window displaying the output of fastfetch that shows this running on a CachyOS system
My top 10 Spotify tracks so far this month: 1) "The Fog" (John Carpenter, "Anthology: Movie Themes 1973-1998") 2) "Paris, Texas" (Ry Cooder, "Music by Ry Cooder") 3) "JS Bach: Suite No.3 in Bm BWV 814: Menuet & Trio" (Katherine Roberts Perl, "J.S. Bach French Suites") 4) "Triumph" (Wu-Tang Clan, "Wu-Tang Forever") 5) "Texarkana - Demo " (R.E.M., "Out of Time: 25th Anniv. Ed.") 6) "Theme from A Clockwork Orange" (Starshine Orch. "Great Music from Great Movies") 7) "Dark Was the Night, Cold Was the Ground" (Blind Willie Johnson, "Dark Was the Night") 8) "Ziggy Stardust" (Seu Jorge, "The Life Aquatic Excl. Studio Sessions") 9) "Lull - Remastered" (Radiohead, "OK Computer OKNOTOK 1997 2017") 10) "Sub Aqua" (MICROMECHA, "Underwater Quest")
Smartphone screen showing a meme of two identical cats staring at each other: TWINNING