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screenshot from the product info: "Can suitable to be used for other types of sausages"
amazon listing for the "Rosle Hook Stainless Steel Original White Sausage Lifter in Gift Packaging, 33.5 cm". it's like a silver ladle with a basin that's specifically shaped to hold 1 gently curved sausage. it costs $88.95.
clipped screenshot of my phone's email app. the notification badge indicates seven thousand one hundred and sixty seven unread emails.
screencap i just took of my tumblr dashboard. two posts visible. top one is a text post that says "Me, you, our breeding kink and a weekend getaway? Who'd say no?" bottom one is a pic of ed making 🥺 face
photo of someone's hand holding a sandy bottle at the beach with a cork stopping it up. except instead of a rolled-up message it contains an unseasoned hot dog
wiki screenshot of the Etymology section of the cactus roach page: The cactus roach belongs to the genus Rutilus, a name which means "red, golden red and reddish yellow"...
digital doodle of stede and ed right between the rows of seats, stede bending over with his belt unbuckled and ed fishing around the back of stede's pants. in the foreground there is an unfortunate onlooker at whom stede is snapping "DO YOU MIND?? a little privacy, please?"
simple digital drawing of a swan with its neck curved over its body so it looks like a schwa (ə)
digital doodle of ed in comfy clothes sitting curled up and clutching girby close in front of his face. girby's limbs are sticking out everywhere. ed's eye is visible but his expression is difficult to read: guarded maybe? or sulking
OK SO!!! rn it seems like the hivemind’s foremost narrative use is as a circumstance that the remaining individuals must navigate and that’s where the actual story is. i’m seeing a lot of discussion abt what these people still have that the hivemind now lacks. which i think is its own very rich line of inquiry! but i am much more interested in the hivemind’s experience and potential growth & development as a single entity that came into existence via the integration of 7 billion entities. at first i was rly curious abt How it works & what the limitations of the connection are & the nature of their response to negative emotions, just like, rules lawyer stuff, but learning they, with the complete aggregate wisdom and professional experience of the entire human race, just fuckin let the animals out of the zoos?????? that’s fascinating. all signs point to them intellectually knowing better, bc literally Every Zoologist is in there—but there’s also the five-year-old who thinks it’s sad that the bear can’t be a big pet, and the lifelong peta nut who’s always dreamed of turning the elephants loose, and the real estate developer who rolls their eyes at the red tape preventing them from paving over a wetland sanctuary. do all these feelings persist inside the hivemind, and are they in conflict with one another?
digital painting of transfem stede from the aforementioned fic. she's got lots of fluffy hair and a perky smile.
close up screenshot from the specs section at the top of an ao3 fic. "Collections: Anonymous"
close crop of a digital wip consisting of a pair of legs entangled in a long orange mermaid tail
mspaint-esque doodle of an autism-creature-esque quadruped smiling w big eyes and rose cheeks at their laptop bc they are just so happy and full of love
Screenshot from breakfast with Calico Jack when he interrupts Stede to ask Ed, "'Member how he stabbed us?" in reference to Good Ol Captain Hornigold (Rest In Piss)
screenshot of 1 paragraph from rhis beautiful fic: "Which was how Ed continued to characterize it, which Stede tried not to internalize along with his paranoia that there was something about this arrangement he specifically was doing wrong and if he was not careful, Ed was bound to find out, but it was only that Stede wondered why Ed felt the need to put a point on it— Up for a bit of stress relief? said with a waggle of an eyebrow, Man, feeling pretty relaxed now, said after their. Activities. Were complete."
another result from this mysterious generator...... "The most striking things about this Ed are his skin, which is studded with opalescent scales, and his way of moving smoothly, with little attention to obstacles or difficult terrain. There's a long swath of lavender sweeping down his face. He doesn't think he'd mind living at the bottom of the ocean."
screenshot of the above gif at the moment stede starts opening his mouth. the affronted pout is gone; his expression is naked and uncharismatic rage
result from some sort of generator...? "This particular Ed is replete with vibrant color. His eyes have peachy pink sclera, his mouth is black on the inside, and his skin is partially covered in thin, silky pastel orange feathers."
screenshot of sam's spotify icon which is a photo of a dog, question mark, with luscious chocolate brown hair and a face that definitely has two eyes and probably a mouth and/or nose but i couldn't tell you much else
screenshot from my generator #mygenerator. "It's nice and breezy outside. Alma, Jim, and Louis are huddled over their soup at a cafe table. Nearby, it looks like Fang has started a spooky impromptu autumnal TTRPG.
photo of a deer mouse on some dry mulch while the sun illuminates it from very low in the sky. it's got big eyes and big upright ears and long delicate whiskers and a white belly and little pink feets. it may or may not be carrying hantavirus, which has a 30–60% fatality rate when it infects a human's respiratory system. but look how cute
cat with wet eyes meme except eyes are enormous
op's cat pepsi jumping 4 the string. her leggies are SPLAYED
drawing of a person with big emotional smile on their face and also delicately clutching a pink heart close to their chest and also three party horns sneezing confetti directly at their head
zoomed-in cropped screenshot of....well, what's visible is some text at the top saying "moving soon or he's not gonna make it." below which is a button that says "more pls" below which are two checkboxes that say "Hurt Him" and "Comfort Him" respectively (the former is checked, the latter is not) below which is a dropdown menu reading "he/him". Color scheme is black, red, and off-white. What could it be
Screenshot of one possible result in my Perchance generator. I say "one" but I've actually added an insane amount of possible variation in how the result is phrased. Transcribed literally, it reads: Their subsequent {endeavors|decisions{| about {that|this}}} result in {a} {|small|embarrassing|mild|unfortunate} {accident|mishap}, the {main|primary} casualty being {[b1]|[b2]}'s {|poor} [bodypart]. Curly brackets denote different options separated by that vertical bar. You can see here at one point I've nested three entire sets of curly brackets inside of one another for practically no reason at all
another screenshot: Stede & Ed have finally gotten together. Ed wants to add impact play to all the knifeplay stuff they do. Outside of fantasy, this turns out to be kind of painful. The narrative tone is colored with the kind of horniness that makes you stupid.
another screenshot: Stede & Ed have an ethically dubious relationship. They've both got a vampire kink, but for completely different reasons. They end up doing a whole production for it. There's a distinctly domestic feel to it all.
another one: Stede hasn't been able to stop thinking about bruising Ed's toes. What they do about it isn't technically sex, but you wouldn't know it from the noises they're making.
another screenshot: Stede & Ed are in a steady relationship. Stede is trying to embrace their intoxication kink. They have a bit of meticulously organized sex about it. It all feels wonderfully sweet.
another screenshot: Ed is curious about medical stuff. What they're doing to each other isn't technically sex, but isn't technically legal, either.
another screenshot: Ed & Stede are married. Ed can't stop thinking about sucking on Stede's neck. Stede is finding themself really, really fascinated with that. There's a distinctly intimate feel to it all.
screenshot of a result from my in-progress prompt generator: Stede & Ed have just met at the hospital. Stede is trying to explore their anal pumping kink.
screenshot of the paragraph in question: In 2005, the raw tapes were reviewed by jazz archivist Barry Kernfeld, who documented there were actually complete alternate takes for all six songs that he considered "absolutely riveting."[13] Until clear ownership of these tapes is established between the Coltrane family and Universal Music, there are no plans for their release.
screenshot of text post: the fever epiphany is unmatched to me theres nothing like it. stede takes ed’s hand and is pleasantly surprised his fingers aren’t cold but then slowly realizes the rest of him is a little too warm. ed doesn’t want to get out of the bubble bath because the room is weirdly cold all of a sudden but then stede comes in all convinced it’s actually warm and then they notice ed’s shivering right there in the tub. ed wakes up dizzy and chilly and figures if he hops out of bed and starts breakfast on the stove that’ll get his blood flowing right quick. five minutes later unconscious on floor
Digital drawing of Ed but he's a bear i. e. fat and hairy, in a black crop top and shorts and ripped fishnet stockings, lounging imperiously in an armchair and making fuck-me eyes at the viewer. I forgot his fucking foot spiders
screenshot of the amount raised by ywmlp at time of screenshotting. $27,000.00 exactly.
my postcard which is ed and stede as a testate amoeba and a choanoflagellate respectively. lots of other microscopic stuff in light blue and green around them, like diatoms and algae and amoebas in the shape of things from the show. and in the middle there is text reading "my love i promise i will never leave your slide"
digital drawing of transfem ed with her unclothed pregnant belly and all. she's actually got a shirt on that laces up the front and it's laced clothed at her chest but instead of bothering to cram her whole belly in too she just left the shirt open around it. and then tucked the shirt into her waistband
screenshot of my fish it's just an orange goldfish but its face is kind
a behind the scenes photo of ed in his onesie stiffly leaning back and looking shellshocked (he is getting yelled at by lucius)
Ed from the scene where he's going "There's no drama there's no chaos there's no fuckin LAHF" and his face is mid-scrunch so his eyes are closed
digital drawing of an infant mermaid. it's got manatee-like flippers (which will grow grasping claws and develop into something more like hands as they get older) and a tail fin shaped kind of like the cross section of a shallot. honestly it looks a bit like a fleshy shrimp
digital sketch of a dragoney sea monster thing with a long neck but a stern humanoid face.
screenshot of today's squaredle (it's like a daily boggle thing, there's a grid of letters you find words in) with the letters R H Y S I E highlighted in a continuous path (it's not an accepted word i just thought it was funny finding it possible)
product photo of a lady posing casually in a jumpsuit completely covered in a weed leaf pattern. she's also got on sunglasses with round lenses and black platform sandals. and a chain around her neck and sky blue polish on her nails. seems like she's having fun. good for her!