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a screengrab from an episode of Löwenzahn, a German children's TV series. The episode is about fish, and has a cartoon segment about how fish breed. A "girl carp" (recognisable because she's wearing lipstick and has eyelashes) has laid a carpet of eggs at the bottom of a pond, and the "boy carp" swims across and fertilises them. With an ahegao face. "Looks like milk", says the voiceover narrator.
A pan of caramelising onion half-rings.
the South Cambridgeshire local election results, showing 44/45 seats going to the Liberal Democrats and 1 to the Tories (previously a 38/7 split)
"But after a while they had a working prototype of Seaman. Then the vice president of Sega, Shoichiro Irimajiri, called and invited Saito to have sushi dinner. 'I agreed and went to downtown San Francisco with my Macintosh laptop to show him the prototype,' Saito recalls. 'One thing this prototype obviously had was that it looked very weird. It didn't have speech recognition [yet], but it did speak - with my voice, because it's a prototype.' Iramajiri's reaction was passionate, to say the least. He yelled, 'That's horrible! Horrible!' Saito took it as a sign that Seaman could be a commercial success."
a page from Unwinnable Monthly issue 198, cropped to the headline of an article: "TOM MORELLO KNOWS FINAL FANTASY IS POLITICAL" by Ben Sailer
A bagel, sliced open and on a plate sliced side down to show the exterior. The bagel has risen a bit too much while baking, so it looks like a pair of bumholes.
A bottle of Le Sirop de Monin cane sugar syrup
the "Most people rejected His message. They hated Jesus because He told them the truth." panel from whatever horrid Jack Chick tract it's from.
A clipping from a Sky News article about the UK considering adopting a "Denmark style" immigration system. The article talks about how Denmark regularly ranks very high in population happiness, following it with a bit about its tough immigration policy, and then: "PM Mette Fredriksen's 'zero refugees' policy is not just popular - it has enabled her to face down her right-wing opponents." This is a country that has previously been reported to confiscate refugees' valuables on arrival.
UK conservative politicians George Osborne, Iain Duncan Smith and Theresa May all standing for photo ops with their legs spread wide, beyond their shoulders, a pose a lot of them were clearly being coached to do in circa 2015-2020 for some reason given that it looks deeply ridiculous
A screenshot of the linked thread of posts, starting at the "at which point is it accurate to describe an entire videogame as fanart of a different videogame" post and ending at "an orlando"
abigail philosophytube going "Time for England to become even more normal!"
The Switch eshop art for *clears throat* "World War: Battle Heroes Field Armies Call of Prison Duty Simulator"
I can view Slitterhead on the Steam store just fine
me searching youtube for "quark odo". the top search suggestion is "quark odo kiss"
A tech-priest from Warhammer 40k
"William David MacAskill is a Scottish philosopher and author, as well as one of the originators of the effective altruism movement."
A screenshot of the old Mac multiplayer game Bolo.
Iji (Daniel Remar, PC 2008)
Dungeon Master (FTL, Atari ST 1987)
A bottle of Fanta and a bottle of Coke Zero next to a glass of fully mixed Spezi.
"The government were pushing this initiative as the best thing since sliced bread to insulate your houses," said 78-year-old Mrs Stiles.
"Giles is a senior fellow at the Institute for Government. Before joining the Institute, Giles spent two and a half years as special political adviser to Theresa May..."
a skill table from Vajra Enterprises' "Fates Worse Than Death", listing all the skills in the game with their governing character stat and what section of the book has more detail. it's an dense, two columns of three columns each squeezed onto the page with tiny text and even then the text overlaps slightly on a lot of the rows. This is page 20 of the book.
-The rich white men who rule the world want to protect their power by discouraging experimentation with sex and gender roles. -Heterosexual monogamous relationships are a means of keeping wealth and power concentrated in families by keeping lines of paternal descent clear. -It is only by overcoming gender roles that humans can gain access to their full potential.
Gender Identity Disorder Mainstream psychiatrists no longer claim that homosexuality is a disease. However, many young people who are struggling with gender issues are diagnosed by modern psychiatrists with “Gender Identity Disorder.” To qualify for such a diagnosis, the person must have strong feelings of being the wrong gender and identification with the opposite gender, and the feelings must be strong enough that they distress the person or impair the person. Gender Identity Disorder is diagnosed in children, adolescents and adults. As a diagnosis, GID is a double edged sword. Some psychiatrists use it to identify people who are in real pain because they are unable to accept “who they are,” whether that be a heterosexual, homosexual or transgendered person. To them, treating GID means helping people decide how they want to live their lives and helping them accept this decision without fear or guilt. Other psychiatrists use the GID diagnosis as an excuse to try to brainwash people into conforming to traditional gender roles as “treatment” for an “illness” or as an excuse to deny people seeking sex-reassignment surgery (because the problem, they say, is psychological and not physical, so changing the body would be wrong).
an Eegra comic by Rebecca Clements. There are three panels drawn in the style of a Dr Seuss book: "Pata pata patapon. Chaka chaka don do-don. Can you pat a patapon upon a don-a-chaka-don?" "Or how about we pat a chaka with Madonna and a trucker, don a cuppa chaka-pon and chuck up on a mastodon?" The final panel has a character lying in bed with a wet cloth on their forehead and a thermometer in their mouth. A melting border with the previous panel contains the words "Then try to pat a patapon. Oh dear, I've gone [melting letters] and done it badly". A speech bubble from off-panel: "The fever seems to be subsiding..."
A child's felt pen drawing of Rin Penrose, signed "from mae to Rin". There's even a tiny Snebby!