Oven

@owencoolguy.bsky.social

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Cool guy Private citizen with his own opinions

A blurb for the film Dogma on Mobi. Key is that it starts with: "Dennounced as blasphemous by the Catholic League..."
A super fucked up tuna melt, with a side salad so I can pretend I'm healthy
The back of a crunch bar wrapper which claims that 3 pieces of 1 bar is one serving (a lie)
A goose nesting amongst grass, behind a sign which reads: "PLEASE KEEP YOUR DISTANCE FROM THIS GOOSE. She is incubating eggs and may abandon her nest if she gets stressed. Thank you!"
A tiny little Japanese style pudding (or 'purin') on a small white plate, with a green spoon and my (Owen) hand for scale
Writing on a pub bathroom wall that reads "Are you the cunt I know you can be"
My (Owen) hand holding a coffee cup for Shinkansen Coffee. It's got a yellow train going around the cup with a coffee cup at some of the windows
Me (Owen) sitting next to No Face from Spirited Away on a train looking at my phone
A poligonal woman saying "I don't need sex"
A very hairy and scruffy cat looks at you from atop her little stool. You feel her burning gaze pull at your neurons, scrape your grey matter. It hurts to maintain the gaze but you can't look away. Maddness sets in
It's a cat's head but the cat has a cowboy hat and a bandana. The cat is a sheriff. Sheriff Cat.