Gay Raccoons In Your Area

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It's a raccoon! Married to a fox! @axylhalcyon.bsky.social A 37yo, 18+ raccoon creechurr I'm here, I'm queer, I write and shitpost and post porn and make art No Republicans Shey/sheir/sher (dykey he/him 4 queers) Art by @queenawoo Θ∆ in bio

Colorful page or of a medieval bestiary showing some sorta blue and red creature with a dragon head, lizard tail, and bird like wings and feet
A vintage mint green plastic carrying case in the style of a poker chip spinner. It says "Playskool" on it, with orange wooden carrying knob with a face. Instead of poker chips, it has wooden shapes; yellow hexagons, red squares, green circles, and blue triangles. It has a $12 price tag.
A tattered light blue shirt pocket with a white 4 point fake flower stitched to the top and a winding green embroidered stem with leaves. A faceted clear plastic button takes up the middle of the flower
A photograph of one of those late 19th century cheap-ass high Victorian factory made mass produced pieces of American oak furniture with applied wood ornament and a couple lines clearly inspired by the art nouveau movement, but it's a hall tree bench with storage seat, umbrella stand, mirror, and hat hooks. To its left, a cat tree. To its right, a cheap-ass piece of shit exterior door. There's a pillow in the seat, it's kinda tacky. The hat tree is overburdened with hats, including a wide straw hat from Peru sitting on top, a battered Panama hat with rubber wolf muzzle on it, a couple felt fedoras, some tweed hats, a brown leather newsboy, but Notably, NO CLOWN HATS
Looking up at the darkened tree canopy from the confines of the yardbed at night with the twinkle lights on
Photo of a measuring tape that has 2 feet and then the number of inches since on the bottom and TENTHS OF A FUCKING FOOT ON TOP WHO MEASURES SHIT IN A TENTH OF A FOOT WHAT IS THIS FOR WHY WOULD I WANT A MEASURING TAPE WITH 2 DIFFERENT LENGTHS FOR 2'2"?!
A white antique iron bed with added canopy of rusty white wrought iron porch posts, stairs in diaphanous curtains twinkled in the night, light by a variety of little Christmas lights.
4 photos of an ethereal antique white iron bed with an arched canopy of rusty white wrought iron porch posts. It has a white mattress, and airy white sheer curtains along the sides. It's surrounded by a lush green yard, with thick marble pieces along the side with little metal side tables, 1 of which had a pink vintage flower pot with petunias in it. There's a lantern made of tin packages hanging from a rusty crib side above the bed.
All photos are of a Rocky raccoon beanie baby, mounted on a board, chest cut open and filled with fluff, felt, and yarn to stimulate a dissection. They have on a clown hat, ruff, lace, and big red clown nose.
A very wrinkled and cream paint covered white sheet on the ground with a closet rod surrounded on both sides by 2 plywood semicircles
A floating misty warm tone oil painting with cracking paint displaying the floating head of a very fluffy cat facing out into the distance. In the bottom right corner is a large signature with an M and the year 1989.
A scrubby little bushy Bluebonnet plant with some scrappy little blue and white blooms on them in a garden
Cropped blusky screenshot, my icon/ name "Gay Raccoons In Your Area" saying, "Thanks, grief is weird and I'm struggling today"
Smiling white queer with green hair and big noobs and a little belly. They're wearing a sleeveless 90s shirt with bright colored shapes on a white background with so over black polkadot. Over that, a vest made of woven straps of acid wash denim and a floral print blue bandana. A colorful swim ballcap is clipped to the loop of their faces and stained 70s jeans. They have no socks with their blue and white striped vans. Behind them, a dj table.
A light grey opossum head with pink and purple spots and purple hair wearing a vintage black witch's hat. There's a wee fluffy fox plushie stuffed in their open maw.
A red rubber wall hook shaped like the back end of a cartoon dog with 2 legs and an upturned tail is holding a small collection of different colored abs shaped buckle like pieces used to gather up tshirts. There's a red metal hand behind it holding stone hand cream.
A white queer with green hair in front of sheir back door. Shey is wearing a peach and white floral patterned sari tied around the waist with a white heart shaped tshirt slide, then tied again between the legs There's a wooden rainbow leather belt around sher waist with a sporan made of 2 different tattered furs and some white and red herringbone denim. Sheir full belt is on display, soft and pudgy beneath a chambray shirt with the sleeves ripped off short, and the bottom toes up with an orange plastic tshirt slide, unbuttoned over a black crop top with a white Texas that says, "the queers at night are big and bright". Shey has on several necklaces, barely visible in this photo, a goal endorsers wallet on a shoulder strap, and a 1910s black grosgrain hat with a 90s orange daisy brooch and a sprig of fake pine needles. In the background is a sign that says, "IS YOUR NAME HERE?" and another that reads "all clear This is a Tobacco Free Property".
A dirty white hand holds 2 pieces of dirt, iridescent dark brown glass with long, twisted parts that had melted, and 1 iridescent curved piece of clear glass.
A ramshackle greenhouse made of mismatched wood and architectural salvage in the middle of a very green yard of mostly horseherb. It is a very pale lavender, with a light almost minty green on the windows. Next to it is an aluminum ladder, and 2 sheets of clear plastic roofing have been installed, overhanging at the end by over a foot, right a at the front of the near wall. Breathe and partially beneath them, a tattered plastic sheeting roof interrupted by a textured glass shower door still remains covering the rest of the roof.
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Extremely 70s photo of a huge ass room with terra-cotta flooring, wood paneling, green wallpaper, huge windows and doors, and in the foreground a dinette and the back of a sofa. There's a China cabinet and a king bed in the background.
TV with a very blue image of a figure surfing superimposed with the blue words, "Extreme Watersports"TV with a very blue image of a figure surfing superimposed with the blue words, "Extreme Watersports"
Photo of a white dyke smiling, all selfie like. Shey has long geen hair in the front, wavy, with darker, brownish green roots. Shey is wearing tortoiseshell cats eye style glasses with gold temple pieces, and earrings made of tiny doll halves. Sheir tshirt is white, over large beats,, with a swirling design of day-glo green filled with the dates 1990-99, pink trials, and various symbols on black line make and female, smiley, handprints. Below, in a texture black frame, are the words "LESBIAN-GAY RIGHTS" unseen below that is "Lobby of Texas" with a pink triangle in the O. And the words, "OR TIME IS NOW" in the same day-glo green. I'm sitting in a 2005 corolla with the driver door open.
Some white fibrous looking long Square crystals on the seat of a folding red chair
A green glass mushroom standing in a tiny puddle in a depression in a large limestone rock
A photo of a book page with a photo of a 12th century stained glass window depicting a balls man in red tunic and blue tights, textured shoulder bag perhaps, and boots waffling like he knows he's serving, one arm or, one on his hip, he is giving so much confidence
A white queer in a long white Asian eyelet shirt under a tattered vest made from a cut up shirt. Shey's got light blue and white striped jorts, black Renaissance style tie on shoes, acid wash denim fannypack, and a straw hat with a fascinator on it made with a Black baby doll face. Both photos are of the queer posing on an antique bench in a colorful and vibrant backyard.
3 toasty little sausages on a 50s atomic plate on a stainless steel outside shelf
Facebook marketplace listing for "Vintage Marx mechanical walking Tiger wind up toy" showing a very midcentury wind up Esso tiger and box, carrying a bouquet of flowers. His head and feet are painted molded plastic or rubber, his extremely beefy and boxy body is a metal exoskeleton covered in the thin, short pile fake fur of the Era in orange with painted in stripes and a white stomach.
An enamel baking pan full of brownies. The next photo is a 50s atomic patten sauce with a single, beautiful corner piece with hints of peanut butter chips peeking through and a perfect dollop of whipped cream on top.
In a lush outdoor setting, a weathered wide board fence is adorned with a variety of framed photographs of different ages and stages of deterioration, interspersed with other wall art like a porcelain set mount and a clay mask and a weird deterioration metal arch. In front sits a blue birdbath that is very not level but still holds water.
Facebook marketplace listing for Vintage Brass Floor Lamp, $150 makes down from #165. It's one of those 80s adjustable bankers lamps. A figure, small and skinny in black slacks and a floral print shirt with a green scarf is bent over, leaf arms hugging the lamp with a mess of foliage spilling it from the face area of the scarf. The description starts falling about Survivor Man.
Like a half dozen or so beautiful white lilies with pink stripes coming in a sunny green garden
Looking out on a cluttered, art and furniture filled vibrant yard full of plant life as the sounds of rain and lightning and thunder
A grainy photo of a shelf of hand sewn dolls of various ages and styles
3 photos of a cheap brown arched pergola with a corrugated clear plastic roof added to it.
A screenshot of a post by xiola "There's a region near where I live called Scenic Run (inactive volcano edge towns). The council started a website for job sellers called SCENIC RIM JOBS, abs the website was love for about 5 hours before they realized, WITH a tab for scenic rim job alerts. I'm not joking. The world is beautiful." Below that is a screenshot of the above described website, which has a very scenic background of a volcanic rim.
A midcentury style kitsch concrete deer and child that have been painted brown and white with what looks like house paint
My lovely soft pale tummy over my striped denim jorts, Alys the flame point kitten is snuggled up against my side.
A black paperback called Plurality in big rainbow letters, beneath it says The Future Of Collaborative Technology And Democracy. It's in a box of books
Photo from a Facebook marketplace listing of 2 boxes for Sears "Trans-Talk 600" walkie-talkies, which feature an illustration of a young 1960s looking man in a blue plaid jacket using the walkie-talkie on the cover with his dalmatian in the background. The obvious implication is that this walkie-talkie is for trans people talking.
I teasingly finger the home of a retractable traffic cone, then Yank it out unceremoniously like a nasty orange prolapse Then shove it all back in
Some sorta green fuzzy fake grass dog
A beautifully illustrated title page, a well dressed dapper fox in a ribbon hood style cap, cutaway double breasted jacket, and high heels boots is opposite a bear in slippers, nightcap, and robe who is clutching a hat of honey and a wheel of cheese. He has cunty little round glasses. Between them, a scroll read, "HowTwo went into Partnership." There's a tiny H.P. signature on the corner, which stands for Howard Pyle.
A hand holds a dirty piece of thin antique ceramic, a small partial circle of degraded plastic, and a very dirty and slightly rushed farberware steak knife with black plastic handle. In the background, a lush green landscape has a plastic skeleton knee joint hanging in front of it.
A rather bedraggled looking long skinny tall corn plant in a very large green pot. The pot is taking up the footwell of the passenger side of a rub down old sedan, the long trunk of the plant gently bent to fit under the roof, extending past the back of the seat into the rear of the car.
A white queer taking a selfie in a clinical bathroom. Shey has on a green facemask, green asymmetric hair, a short sleeves button up from colorful African fabric, unbuttoned over a black control top tank. Colorful beads around their neck hang between the heavy cleavage, with a shorter necklace of black beads and colored plastic disks up around their neck. Their navy blue cargo shorts are open, exposing white jockey shorts.
This first photo is of a very Victorian style dollhouse hallway. A very dark green dot with 2 parallel vertical widows and a mail slot, clear frosted transom window above, helps light the narrow hallway built of heavily air burned crate wood with layers of peeled paper. On the right hand side, some letters from the old crate the house was built from are barely perceptible, but illegible. The next two photos are both of rooms with trapezoidal turrets on the front wall, and a green wood fireplace on a stove wall. They're clearly on opposite sides of the same house, and are both showing the heavy deterioration that goes throughout the house's interior. Bright white kitchen cabinets can just barely be made out their the windows of the turrets.
Magnetic poetry reading The raccoon In the clouds Told me a joke Because My teacher Found a book At the zoo