Ozmarshall

@ozmarshall.bsky.social

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I run Freight Companies Australia, so I sometimes post about logistics, but mostly it's sci-fi, running, and The Mighty Essendon Football Club

No one should have to read this It's a Brother Firmware Update Tool asking me to set a password and it is more secure than my bank now
A graphic with a vibrant orange to yellow-green gradient background displaying the text "2026 BARACK OBAMA'S SUMMER READING LIST" centered at the top. Below the heading is a vertically aligned list of eleven books, with the titles in bold on the left and the authors on the right: KIN by Tayari Jones THE THINGS WE NEVER SAY by Elizabeth Strout A WORLD APPEARS by Michael Pollan WHISTLER by Ann Patchett THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND by Beverly Gage VIGIL by George Saunders ONE SUN ONLY by Camille Bordas SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER by Vincent Yu DATA EMPIRE by Roopika Risam TRANSCRIPTION by Ben Lerner COOL MACHINE by Colson Whitehead
One of those dumb human tests where you are asked to select all images with motorcycles. Apparently the smudge in the distance on one is a motorcycle?
Screenshot showing a Google Play update notification for The Essendon Official App. In a supreme case of either delusion or trolling, the app is an update to the matches page to showcase the finals series.
Josh Lyman from the West Wing. Hands raised in celebration. “I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land.”
Schematic image of the all time GOAT Battlemech - The MAD-3A Marauder.
Elon Musk giving what is completely obviously a Nazi salute
Robin Williams image, with quote "Politicians should wear sponsor jackets like NASCAR drivers, then we know who owns them." Image from Snopes, so the quote is legit.
Bureau of Meteorology weather map of Victoria. A lot of rain is shown in and around Melbourne, and off to the North East. I don't think the map has moved all day
Spiderman pointing at Spiderman. Both are identical Text is Bluesky Following Feed pointing at Bluesky Discover Feed Both are also identical, which is strange
Cute IKEA storage cat. Black and white. No face. Obviously a useless impulse buy.
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Text in the style of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe Text reads: Dan Andrews and the statue Jeff Kennett ordered
A bunch of One National politicians. The men are all in ill fitting suits. One man looks confused. Another looks like he just stumbled into the press conference. Pauline Hanson, in this crowd, looks like a genius
AFL ladder showing West Coast Eagles, Carlton, Essendon, and Richmond languishing at the bottom with 4 wins between them after 7 rounds.
Mumford & Sons playing from the B Stage at Rod Laver in Melbourne. 3 legends gathered around a mic while 10000 adoring fans look on.
Tired looking middle aged white man has taken a badly framed selfie in Hakone that managed to crop both his Hakone Ekiden 2026 cap and his Two Bays Trail Run tshirt out, therefore making this post run selfie almost meaningless. However, the grin does suggest he put in a solid 8km before breakfast in unexpectedly warm weather.
A lake. Some greenery on the shore in the middle, with Mt Fuji looking snow capped and majestic in the background
A screenshot showing an illegible ticket landing page on the AFL EssendonFC website. This alt text is for everyone, because even on a hires desktop monitor, the website is illegible
mock up of viking longboat being moved over land on rolling logs
Simpsons blackboard meme. Bart writes "I will not stay up all night trolling One Nation Facebook"
Redneck wannabee political operatives sitting with red headed clown. Red headed clown is Ronald McDonald, not Pauline Hanson.