OZ the Wise

@ozthewise.bsky.social

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Freelance distributor of worldly wisdom, vengeful sarcasm, confusing sentence fragments, clever spelling errors, and creative profanity. All DMs will be answered…by your mom.

Patriots at “No Kings” Rally with flags and signs.
Trump posing in his solid gold penthouse.
A gnome in front of a PowerPoint slide showing a three phase plan: 1. Steal underpants 2. ??? 3. Profit
Screen shot of Fox News: Trump found guilty on all 34 felony counts. Implies Trump has a tiny wiener.
Screenshot of MSNOW headline “GOP women growing frustrated with Johnson” (Johnson is a old timey slang term for a penis)
Stormy Daniel’s on Jimmy Kimmel points at the mushroom corresponding to the size of donald’s micropenis.
Massive peaceful rally in Denver with thousands of patriots protesting the corrupt Trump regime.
Little schooling fish together fight a big fish.
Hulu subscription cancellation screen shot.
Screen shot of cancelling my subscription
Maya Angelou quote—“when someone shows you who they are, believe them”
Remember this. The people you're trying to step on, we're everyone you depend on. We're the people who do your laundry and cook your food and serve your dinner. We make your bed. We guard you while you're asleep. We drive the ambulances. We direct your call. We are cooks and taxi drivers and we know everything about you. We process your insurance claims and credit card charges. We control every part of your life. We are the middle children of history, raised by television to believe that someday we'll be millionaires and movie stars and rock stars, but we won't. And we're just learning this fact. So don't fuck with us. Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
Ronald Reagan demanding Russia “tear down this wall” (Berlin Wall)
Harvards motto is “veritas” standing for truth and integrity. Values they are falling far short of embodying.
Trump with his arm around convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, besties forever.
Red baseball cap that says “GOP Health Care Plan”. Basically they DGAF if millions of Americans (many of their own voters) lose their health care.
Red baseball cap with text ”GOP Health Care Plan”
Red hat (like a MAGA hat) that says “GOP Health Care Plan”
A fat greedy corporate executive dressed as the character Robin Hood with pockets full of cash. Far in the background show starving peasants.
An AI image of a reverse Robin Hood character. Fat, greedy, pockets full of cash with poor peasants in the background