painedumonde

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Why, why, why did I do it?

Alt text haiku: a bit of wisdom bugs with two legs should get a laugh STOMP! A clip gif from the film Starship Troopers where a mother hysterically laughs and claps her hands (off screen children stamp their feet and crush bugs).
Alt text haiku: Toasters everywhere What's a Colonel to do for a drink Frakin' Toasters From the left Terry Carter playing Colonial Tigh, Richard Hatch playing Apollo, Dirk Benedict playing Starbuck in the 1978 Battlestar Galactica TV series sitting in the officers club ready for a Hydration Break.
Alt text haiku: gotta make my nut the spaghetti just goes anywhere Catalina wine mixer Meme panel, two men stand in front of a car, the salesman in suit gestures toward the car, the text says: " * slaps roof of car * this bad boy can fit so much fucking spaghetti in it " while the other man in shirt stares in deep thought with arms crossed and thumb on jaw.
Alt text haiku: Galaxy class Toasters are gonna get it good Engage A title card from Star Trek: The Next Generation meme generator with USS Enterprise in space with the titles of " All of this has happened before... And will happen again. "
A pic from a silly quiz to determine your "grain" personality, apparently I'm wild rice.
Alt text haiku: Innocent question Automatic AI ominous answer It's happening A screen shot of me asking Google " are we cooked , give it to me straight " with the automatic and not requested AI answer that's highlighted of " We aren't cooked—we're just getting started. "
Alt text haiku: Men don't clean When they do, it's a treat Say thank you A four panel comic from the artist draw_tism: Title: A man's guide, How to Vacuum Panel 1: guy scratching head ( text: remember where the vacuum is kept ) Panel 2: guy vacuuming ( text: quick blast in one room, only visible areas ) Panel 3: modern see-through vacuum full of dirt and dust ( text: do not empty vacuum, this is the evidence of your hard work ) Panel 4: guy wooting with his hands in the air, gal covering her face in cringe ( text: demand praise, and expect sexual favors )
A variation of " C'mon, Do Something " a Photoshop meme featuring an exploitable illustration from the webcomic White Ninja, in which the titular character pokes a variety of things with a long stick and asks the thing to " do something " Here the Ninja pokes the NRA logo and asks it to " c'mon, do a resist tyranny "
Alt text haiku: Burger Town in jeopardy The foundation of America threatened So many accessories A ironic gif from the video game and FPS Call of Duty where the view is from behind an assault rifle shooting into a fast food restaurant with the caption " America is under attack, defend Burgertown at all costs "
Alt text haiku: Wisdom of Far Side Snake, pufferfish, angry cat, psycho Do not touch A rattlesnake rattling, a pufferfish puffing, a yowling cat with hackles, a psycho with boot on head, life preserver on over trench coat with a high powered rifle standing on the corner... " How nature says, " Do not touch. " "
An X post from Vice President JD Vance dated 4 Sept 2021: Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.
A panel of a cartoon from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal webcomic with a man with gritted mouth saying, Causing.
Cory Doctorow knowingly smiling.
Ivanka Trump smiling in a portrait photograph altered by computer manipulation with a red baseball cap on her head with the text " my dad is on the list "
A three pane cartoon with Presidents Obama and Trump. First pane Obama: "Hey Donnie wanna hear a joke?" Trump looking askance Second pane Obama smiling: "Nobel Peace Prize." Trump puzzled: "... I don't get it." Third pane Obama smiling: "That's right bitch, you don't." Trump frowning with a single tear.
Clip from Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 side battle with automatic rifle in POV firing at a Burger Town restaurant with the caption: America is under attack, defend Burger Town at all costs.
Neil Patrick Harris playing Carl in Starship Troopers as an intelligence officer in the Human Forces standing against a cage with a destroyed alien inside asking "Would you like to know more?"
Yellow cake (a metaphor for yellowcake uranium)
Girl on a chair that is on the floor with the back and seat on the ground with the caption, "You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing." She's having fun.
Picture of the first day underway aboard USCGC Eagle where cadets learn about shouting at submarines when they're in the grip of the mal de mer. Seaside cadets are in agony on deck with the caption "30 minutes into "I don't get seasick" and chill and he gives you this look. A seamen of the permanent party gives a thumbs up.
A cartoon: Optimism, it's the best way to see life ... As a turtle flipped on its shell looks into the sky and thinks to himself, "Oh my God... I'm flying !!!"
A scene from a video game where the main protagonist/player is a goose under a table with a knife saying "peace was never an option"
A tweet asking, "who the hell is Jeff" with a chart showing the amount of weapons in the world's nuclear arsenals: Russia with 7300, United States with 6970, France with 300, China 260, UK 215, India 100-120, Pakistan 110-130, Israel 80, North Korea <10, JEFF* <10. *Joint Evaluated Fusion and Fusion project
A Far Side cartoon: How nature says, "Do not touch." A rattlesnake rattling its tail, a blowfish puffing up, a cat screeching with back arched and fur ruffled, a man in a trenchcoat, a boot on his head, a horse floaty ring and rocket launcher.
Entrance to the parisien catacombes.
Taylor Swift as Our Warhammer God Empress
Ed Zitron
Erol Flynn flynning his best Erol.
Senator Ted Stevens in a Mario world tube.
Kill the archer, not the arrow.
Kill the archer, not the arrow.