Daniel

@paleodan.bsky.social

323 Followers 135 Following

Politics, Cal sports, nerd. East Bay resident since the turn of the century. Go Bears!

Ted Kaczynski committed to Cal football graphic.
Kevin Hart recommits to Cal football.
“You just lost to the woke agenda” meme with the Supreme Court ruling on Trump’s tariffs, a laser eyed bald eagle, Jerome Powell, sad Trump, crossed out Trump tariff announcement board, a US flag, Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl, and the “become untariffable” penguin with a knife.
Post on X that reads “Being racist doesn’t mean you hate non-White people lol”
Screenshot from the Oakland Report substack: “The study relied on police logs, schedules, documents and interviews. It did not perform a detailed time and effort observational study of police officers executing their daily work tasks.”
Blue sticker with gold California outline that reads “I VOTED”
Oski posing for pictures at the New York Stock Exchange in November 2024.
Picture of a penguin holding a machete Ian Bremmer writes “Meanwhile at the McDonald Islands peace was never an option.” User Jeff Manuel responds “Become untariffable.”
A complex network of funding showing the connections between donators, dark money groups, and political campaigns in Oakland.
Community note that needs more ratings that reads: “NNN. The White House confirmed that the chat is real, not that highly sensitive war plans were shared on it. The journalist in question did not publish those specific details. https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/52123 38-white-house-war-plans-signal-chat-atlantic/amp/“
Loren Taylor X post linking to Oakland Report Substack that reads “We need performance-based measurement to determine the programs Oakland continues funding and which ones we stop funding. MACRO is one example. Either it delivers on its mandate, we establish a new mandate it delivers to, or we cancel future investments.”
Blue check X user Travis Curnutte snitch tagging an account called, unbelievably, “IfindRetards.”
Preposterous X post reads, “Your blocking of comments on your official X account is a violation of citizen's first amendment rights. This is my notice of intent to file suit if you do not unblock comments. See O'Connor-Ratcliff v. Garnier and Lindke v. Freed.”
Man in MAGA hat covered in “Fell For It Again Award” ribbons
“Free Luigi” in pink paint on a parking meter
Jake Paul X post: “Any American who isn't in support of Trump after this speech simply hates America and doesn't want what's best for this country and the world”
Multiple news headlines about a multi-car fatal accident where one of the cars happened to be an empty Waymo.
Bluesky search screen with trending videos
Bluesky search page with “Trending” Beta
Preseason ACC women’s basketball poll has Stanford basketball #7 and Cal basketball #14
Reddit post about reading The Communist Manifesto, comparing the card game to the failures of Capitalism.
Trump tweet from October 16, 2012: “The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage.”
Cal women’s basketball ranked #18 in the AP poll.
Cedar waxwings eating berries in a tree.
User from Sacramento
Oski wearing a Harry Potter scarf at a Cal men’s basketball game.
Screenshot of an X post that reads: “It feels like we do again. There is a vast difference between the jabbed and purebloods The processed food eaters and the whole food people The pharma-dependent and the naturally healthy The former is dealing with a lot of cancer right now”
Meme where Tiger Woods is 6-6 USC and John Daly in a flamboyant outfit is 6-6 Cal
UC Berkeley campus Warn Me saying there is flooding above Cal Memorial Stadium
“Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point”
The meme of a Sicko looking in a window saying “Yes… HA HA HA… Yes!” But the Sicko is Oski who is holding an axe.
Map showing the legality of raw milk in the different states of the United States.
Meme where Tiger Woods is 5-5 USC and John Daly in a flamboyant outfit is 5-5 Cal
Representative Mike Flood, a Republican from Nebraska, writes on Twitter, “The continued push to invite fake meat into diets is a direct threat to the Beef State - not a penny of taxpayer money should be subsidizing it.”
Car salesman meme where Hank Green slaps the roof a car and says “this bad boy can fit so much fuckin whales in it.” The car is labeled “Osteichthyes”
CENK presidential logo turned into a goatse with the C as hands, E as legs, and the N*K as the you know what.
Four different cam girl spam accounts liking four different tweets simultaneously.
The terrible x statue on top of the Twitter building made of metal parts from what looks like a jumbo Erector set toy.
Here is everything I will be doing to raise healthy & happy children — • No 💉 • No iPads • Shower filters • 100% cotton/linen clothing only • Reverse osmosis water & remineralization • No snacks that have artificial dyes in them (red 40, yellow 5) • Breastfeeding for as long as possible • Homemade baby food • They will be homeschooled • Organic produce only • Exposure to nature & animals early on • Barefoot whenever possible • I will encourage grounding everyday • No shoes allowed in the home • Fluoride free toothpaste • 432 hz frequency at bedtime • No unnecessary antibiotics • No chemical filled products • All natural remedies as much as possible • Absolutely no Bluetooth/EMF in their rooms
The Story of Ferdinand by Munro Leaf Drawings by Robert Lawson
Word cloud dominated by penis, with little penises and penis with a hat on the e nearby.
Screenshot of an ad with a video of someone using healing crystals “incorrectly,” (which is impossible) with a big red X through the circle of crystals.
Bob Dylan holding a card saying “Fail” from the movie “Don’t Look Back.”
Fifteen thousand generations of humanity, yet we have evolved not at all. Bound like animals to the laws of physics, shamed before the universe, and in all of history only one man has stood to say that he will dictate what is and is not possible in this world. I speak of this man. [MUSIC] For he has broken reality, and all of time pours down around us now at once, simultaneous and endless, erasing cause and effect, and opening all possibilities before us. And the ancient powers are subordinated to their own creation, and they smile at his achievement, and they say he shall live forever. For he does not do it for money. He does not do it for glory. He does it for his people. He does it for his country. He does it for FREEDOM. And the gods shine down on us now, and the gods shine down on us still, because of him alone... because of him alone... the Nathan's Famous Fourth of July Champion of the World, JOEY CHESTNUT.
Failed squiggle shenanigans on the Bluesky app. Only one squiggle appears above Ben’s bio.