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(he/him) In exchange for money, I don't know what the hell I do anymore at ZeniMax Media. but i do the hell out of it.

fake movie poster I made for Sister Act 3: Hail Mary with the Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave character "Anatolia"
Poster for The Odyssey with Wishbone the dog. From the educational show Wishbone where the dog, Wishbone, would act out famous works of literature as the main character. The show, by volume, is one of the best repositories of literary adaptations so far.
ACE Hardware bucket full of pears in front of the tree that bore them.
Sensor equipment mounted on a bridge; on the equipment someone has written "LOVE CHAOS" down a rail that goes into the water under the bridge.
Boat Landing. Wooden fencing guarding the edge of a river lined with trees.
Patrick's Point near Sue-meg State Park California
Rogue River in Oregon near Gold Hill, OR
Sing in Redwoods national park for Boyes Creek
Flowers on a leaf on a trail in Prarrie Creek area of the Redwoods National Park. I don't know the type of flower or leaf
Redwood trees in Humboldt Redwoods State Park. One is being supported by the branches of the other and the sun is shining down through the branches.
GitHub stat showing that this Repo contains 39.4% Rust programming language
stupid number guy from bad mobile game ads
"NOT Fried Chicken Ice Cream" from Charleston, SC made by Life Raft Treats
Book cover of the book titled "Disney's Hocus Pocus & The All-New Sequel"
Screenshot from the game Kiln. The players pot was crafted to look like a cigarette. It's got ash, smoke, embers, and a filter all beautifully colored, coated, and fired.
Movie poster for The Raid 2
Steve from Minecraft the game next to Jack Black as Steve from Minecraft: The Movie.
screenshot from the game "Turnip Boy Robs A Bank" that has a picture of a cat in a cardboard fort and it says "Dedicated to Toast The Queen of Fort Fatass"
Welcome mat I bought at Lowes hardware store about 11 years ago that says "welcome" with a pattern meant to look like river rocks, and the welcome and pattern are worn down removing the color of the design.
A lone tree in the water of Lake Moultrie.
GMC dually truck at a stoplight
Boat for sale with a covering that says "date nights are better on the water!!"
Photo of Edge Magazine article that has an image of the Amazon Luna game streaming service home page with the top games (sonic mania, an AI driven snoop-dog game, angry birds, hogwarts legacy, and Garfield kart 2)
Picture of two cat toys. Both the same type, a burlap mouse. One is completely shredded and lost all of its stuffing and the other is the same toy, but a new one we gave to the cats this holiday.
Promo for the show Frisky Dingo, using the direct mailer from the show that the character Killface used to announce the destruction of the planet. It says "Welcome to you're 'DOOM!'". with bad english, quotations, and all.
My cat Eclipse sitting on a windowsill
'okay' said by Cole in Gears of War Judgement
Cropped screenshot of the National Hurricane Center's website tracking Tropical Storm Imelda and Hurricane Humberto. The symbols for the tropical storm and hurricane kinda look like beyblades
double rainbow across the sky
Screenshot of the game The Rogue Prince of Persia but without floor textures because I climbed a wall so high up.
Picture of a giant Gundam statue in Japan with the text "this is an Xbox" at the bottom.
Goro Majima from the video game series "Like a Dragon" next to an enlarged pair of boots the model is wearing.
Placeholder page for the Xbox Gear shop that says "Xbox Gear Shop. The Xbox Gear shop will be back soon. Need to get in touch with Customer Service? Please send an email to: contact@xboxgearshop.com" That email doesn't work at all, by the way.
Photo of the cover of an old Sci fi book."wheelworld" by Harry Harrison
Screenshot from a skit from the show "Mr. Show with Bob and David". In the skit NASA is holding a press conference and saying "America can, should, must, and will blow up the moon."
Avenue of oaks at a park. Large old oak trees line both sides of a dirt path.
Copy from Charleston City Paper publication, that says: "Enforcement of e-bike regulations has been challenging for officers, said Arnold, the police chief. There have been several instances of Juveniles fleeing when officers attempt to stop them. "I, for one, am not interested in pursuing a 14-year-old or 13-year-old for an e-bike violation," Arnold said. "The danger of that is way too high.""
GIF of the game Rematch. Player scored, and in the goal celebration it shows the character in all white uniform and has long hair like an american ass white-bread lookin' jesus.
The best character from Gears 5, Keegan, and one of the "expressions" they have in the game of them saying "Boo". But not a ghost boo, a "you disappointed me" boo.
Picture of Baltimore from my hotel room in the direction of the line.
Thermographic image of my body from the awesome Maryland Science Center in Baltimore. It shows me and references my head temperature as 97.9 degrees Fahrenheit.
Cereal box of Froot Loops with Marshmallows
A box of Cheerios Veggie Blends Blueberry Banana.
Image describing the last play session of FBC: Firebreak generated by the Xbox PC app. It shows total play time for the game, and some stats about the achievements I unlocked during that session.
Box of "Oreo Puffs" cereal.
Box of Crumbl cereal.
Except from The Swamp Fox by John Oller that says "In many ways South Carolinians were their own worst enemy. "
tiny racoon digging in my yard
My cat, Eclipse (Clippy for short), sleeping on a chair with one hind leg sticking out to the side.
Segment of the Xbox PC app showing a question "Gear up, what are you equipping?" and a selection of "The biggest sword", "Sparkle magic", and "Talisman of power" to help suggest and discover games on Game Pass based on the answer.