Pamplemousse and Circumstances

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A grapefruit with issues. Chaotic good. Parenthood, puppies, palomas, PHL 🦅 Bringing the worst of Threads to Blue Sky. Please don’t ask about the Grapefruit Underground

Yellow dog encounters the mounted head of a bighorn sheep discarded by a dumpster on a Philadelphia sidewalk
Across the street shot of Tom's restaurant in Manhattan.
A flying drone is perched upon a toilet decked out like a royal throne. It's moderately funny
Screenshot of children's musician Rafi sharing his wordle on Threads
Golden bust holy Roman emperor Charlemagne the King, looking a hell of a lot like the Burger King, eponymous mascot of the fast food franchise
Sign on printer paper, indicating someone has cheated on their partner, and the aggrieved party is leaking pics and vids of the affair
Screenshot of article about a headless guy named Severus being re-united with his head
Canadian Supreme Court dressed like Santa Clause but this is how they always dress
A green and yellow Christmas sweater bearing the all-caps slogan ASS THE OTHER VAGINA. The missing comma leads one to wonder if ASS is some kind of verb here
A black axolotl swims with his pink sibling in a tank with a fake rock and a real plant. Chilling
Frowny despondent trombone cartoon
Marlon Brandon as Dr. Moreau sits on his throne of horrors, accompanied by a small monstrosity
Brian Dennehy menaces Rambo in First Blood, a menacing he will later regret over a grueling 90 min