Pandora Beatrix 🎙️ Home Studio VA, They Won't See Me Coming

@pandorabeatrix.com

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Voice Actor(🎙️!), Stage Actor, LARPer, Writer, 🐧🍐🌳 Leveling up my lesbian fashion game, day by day. Valeria @ Modus Files Rahmani @ OUaW Lila @ Store 236 Roxana @ Kingmaker Histories Kaysee @ WBH Ark-55 https://pandorabeatrix.com

Context - Tessa from Down With the Ship Description - Severe woman with orange eyes, untamed short black hair, and a metallic jaw and neck prosthetic. She's wearing a stylized wrap cloak in dark brown, the background is backlit cloudy darkness.
context - gif from Hellraiser: Bloodline aka Hellraiser In Space description - a large space station is slowly forming into a puzzle-box, surrounded by swirls of light. Overlaid with text in the title font of Star Trek: Deep Space 9, reading "We Have Such Sights to Show You"
Image of a sign for a women's restroom, the word women below the feminine icon is missing the letter w. Underscored by the theme music from the Omen. above text - finally a gender identity that fits me below text - my gender is a dire warning, it's true
Inside of a refrigerator, in the foreground on the top shelf are a bottle of Old Possum, a bottle of Nuka Cola Quantum, and a box of Fancy Lads Snack Cakes
Context: Wasteland Theater Company Per-performance photo Description: Interior of a voice booth with Fallout 76 on one monitor showing a sign display for "The Frogs" and another monitor showing the first scene of a script.
Context - Dune three poster meme Description - A couple of people in space desert outfits holding long knives, standing in front of a giant sun. The white title text above in space deco font reads: Hello My Name Is. The subtitle reads: A killing word. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Context - gif from the tabula rasa episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer Description - blonde woman yells "Hey! Stay away from Randy!" as she grabs a vampire and then stabs him with a wooden stake
context - title card for witchpunk podcast description - witchpunk in metallic gold, subtitled "the future ain't what it used to be". below is a figure of metallic silver lines forming a diamond over a square. the sides of the diamond have the electrical diagram symbol for resistor interrupting each. the background is painted black over metallic silver, with a silver-rimmed bullet hole on the right. below is the citeog podcasts logo, black letters over metallic silver, with the "O" replaced with another bullet hole.
Context - clothing advertisement description - blonde woman wearing a suit with a red-on-red floral pattern, a white collared shirt, a black ribbon tie, and black boots. white text above her reads "New Spring Suiting". she is serving strong sapphic energy
The Your Hashtags section of a bluesky wrapped report with a word cloud. #voiceacting #audiodrama and #fallout are by far the largest representation. The list of the rest (and it's long, so check out early if you wanna): #fallout #voiceactor #ttrpg #actualplay #shakespeare #voiceactors #theater #cyphersystem #macbeth #bts #bamf #retail #chekhov #podcast #2025day1 #store236 #animation #fallout76 #minnesota #severance #starfield #audiobooks #spotsamirite #darkcomedy #modusfiles #goodsprings
Context - 15-second Severance promo Description - view through elevator doors of a very retro-minimalist office reception area with a few large cushioned chairs on either side of a coffee table. A numberless clock is built into the white wall behind. The doors close and cut to interior view of a woman looking vaguely up in an elevator-boredom way. There's a ding as she closes her eyes and her expression briefly goes slack, the camera doing a weird background-zooms-out-but-not-foreground shot, accompanied by a disorienting high pitched whine. There's a sound of the elevator coming to a stop and she opens her eyes suddenly, followed by a slightly different ding. Cut to the doors opening on the Apple TV Severance logo on a white background, which distorts as a harsh sound similarly distorts.
context - screencapture of Oscar the Grouch from sesame street's entire body description - a small green muppet with arms extended above him, in mid-air above a trash can
context - A heroforge figure of Valeria Faustina from the Modus Files description - a small statuette of a woman with black-purple hair and an eyepatch, wearing dark tactical clothing. She is holding two pistols, one of which is being fired and has a red-yellow muzzle flash effect. behind, in a clear case on the wall is a first edition of Charles Dickens' The Mystery of Edwin Drood.
Chart of Median Home Price vs Median Yearly Income, vertical axis from 0 to 500000, both plotted in 2023 CPI-adjusted dollars, over 1979-2025. The income line starts just over $53000, actually slopes downward to bottom out at $48945 in 1981, then very gradually rises to end at $59558 in 2025 (about 12% higher). The housing price line is more volatile but trends more sharply upward, starting at $269484, bottoming out at $216510 in 1982 and rises to end at $390658, about 45% higher. More relevant than the absolute percentage increases is the ratio of yearly income to home price, which starts at 5.07 (home prices of five times as much as yearly income) and rises to 6.56 (home prices six and a half times as much as yearly income).
Chart of Median Home Price vs Median Weekly Income, with separate 0-pinned axes for each, both in 1982-84 CPI-adjusted dollars, over 1979-2025. The income line very gradually rises, ending about 12% higher, the housing price line is more volatile but trends more sharply upward, ending about 50% higher.
Quote on grey background: "People speak of hope as if it is this delicate, ephemeral thing made of whispers and spider's webs. It's not. Hope has dirt on her face, blood on her knuckles, the grit of the cobblestones in her hair, and just spat out a tooth as she rises for another go." It's not is highlighted in pink. Attributed to @crowsfault
A small tan cat on a bed who has jammed herself between a pillow and a Corsi-Rosenthal box.
context - Mallory Archer ants gag riffed for Lady Macbeth description - meme cartoon of irritated woman with silver hair, with the text "Do you want damned spots?" above and "Because that's how you get damned spots" below
Screenshot of a delivery app listing 8 orders of "side of yeero meat" and one order of "falafel ball". The total is $75.26.
White text on a purple background - The secret of the Muppets is they're not very good at what they do. Kermit's not a great host, Fozzie's not a good comedian, Miss Piggy's not a great singer... Like, none of them are actually good at it, but they fucking love it. And they're like a family, and they like putting on the show. And they have joy. And because of the joy, it doesn't matter that they're not good at it. And that's like what we should all be. Muppets. -Brett Goldstein
Context: The Modus Files featured on the Fallout 76 post-login screen Description: A voice actor pointing at the camera, wearing a beret with a New Enclave medallion, next to a TV showing the post-login screen of Fallout 76, featuring The Modus Files, with an in-game shot of the character she voices, pointing at the camera, wearing a beret with an Enclave medallion. The voice actor does not look as cool as she sounds.
An adult child in front of a cracker barrel. She is wearing an N7 hoodie and holding a very large 32oz rice individually wrapped krispie treat.
Context - pride questioning flag Description - horizontal rectangle with four horizontal bars of pastel colors, top to bottom orange, yellow, green, blue, with a large white question mark in the center overlapping all the colors
A still shot from the film the Sound of Music with Julie Andrews as Maria playing an acoustic guitar in the Austrian mountains surrounded by children.
A tan cat on a blanket, looking irritated because I made the pspsps noise for no good reason.
Context - Aragorn meme subverted Description - Man with long hair, short beard, and a sort of neutral expression. Text above reads YOU STILL HAVE MY SWORD, text below reads IT'S BEEN LIKE THREE WEEKS, I DO NEED IT BACK AT SOME POINT.
Context - Title Card for Store 236 Description - Graphic of a grey shopping bag with various items including a prominent green bottle with a white skull on it, above the words STORE 236, background is a white circle centered in black remainder
Context - Coraline Templeton from the Gilded Age Actual Play Description - Art by DemonArty of a young brunette woman with one purple streak of hair and unnatural eyes, one electric blue, the other with a seemingly natural GPS map marker. She's wearing a 60's-esque ensemble of a white dress with multicolored polka dots, a salmon-colored neck scarf, a short green vest and watermelon patterned tights. Her shoes are rainbow-colored high top platform sneakers, and she's wearing a backpack and a hip holster with a faintly golden can of silly string, and holding a yellow mobile phone. Her expression seems thoughtfully confused but not stressed about it.
Mysterious glowing golden motes drift down from above to gradually outline the words "Gilded Age", which themselves begin to glow, and then explode into a chaotic burst of motes, leaving a dark screen.
Context - Fallout Washington DC meetup, me as Valeria from the Modus Files, Wes Johnson as the Silver Shroud Description - A woman with blue hair in a bob cut wearing a fictional military uniform which includes a blue beret with a bronze medallion of a large gear under a slightly larger five-pointed star, under a stylized letter E, plus a Pip-Boy. She has a long scar running down across her right eye, which has a silver iris, and is saluting the camera. A man with a trimmed silver beard wearing a a charcoal overcoat and a black hat with a white band, giving a thumbs-up to the camera. The base of the Washington Monument and several US flags are visible in the background.
An elaborate and colorful cake-shaped candy delivery system, with more kinds than I can readily identify.
Context: John Jasper, a character from the Mystery of Edwin Drood, who is deeply addicted to drugs. Description - A man in a Victorian outfit looking smug about a latch-key he's brandishing. More Context: Okay technically in this picture it's Clive Paget, the actor playing John Jasper in the show-within-a-show. Who is in turn being played by Will Chase. Yes, the show is a lot.
Context: Firefox added native pdf editing, except not really Description: Sample letter pdf with blanks. At the top is the title "Edit PDFs in Firefox". Edit has been scribbled out in red, and next to the title red text in an extremely basic sans serif font reads "Add Stuff to".
Context: 50501 protest sign Description: Handmade sign with a trans flag in the corner, and purple text reading "Please don't let them kill us."
Cover image of The Insane God, by Jay Hartlove, narrated by Pandora Beatrix. A teen girl with dark hair and a distant expression, surrounded above and on the sides by purple-red tentacles, and above, a large single eye with a double-lobed iris and pupil. The background of the eye is a colorful starscape, and the skyline of St Louis Missouri can be seen in the background.
Context: Weird voice actor trying Agatha's hairstyle Description: Woman smiling concerningly at camera, with chaos-curled hair loosely twisted into a high messy bun
Context, Facebook ad for Temu. Description, a photo of a woman in running leggings, wearing what appears to be a pneumatic exoskeleton on her legs. The ad is captioned Dress to Impress.
Context: Last shot of Back to the Future part 3 Description: A flying, steam locomotive engine rushing towards the camera.
Woman in her best stab at a Christmas outfit, red cardigan, green blouse, red tights too dark to tell they're red because she's bad at cameras.
Short bookshelf with various acting-career memorabilia. MODUS files items are on the top including a plasma rifle, a New Enclave Beret, a Col. Valeria Faustina Pop figure, and two very shiny trophies that are heavy and could definitely be used to murder someone
Description: A Nokia phone sitting atop a pair of handcuffs
Short video of Illyria from the series Angel, with the caption "Your opinion of me weighs less than sunlight."
Woman in a spider Gwen costume in a voice booth making a web shooting gesture
Screenshot of a share post with the text "CASTING CALL FOR THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME" all in caps. The shared post itself is not visible and marked "this content isn't available right now".
Obligatory blue sky celebration image, white rectangle with blue butterfly bluesky logo in the top left. Text centered: Celebrating 10M users (party popper emoji) #382,100 Blue text "stamp" with "CERTIFIED BLUESKY ELDER" forming the outside of a circle, "FIRST 10%" inside. My profile nonsense in the bottom left, bottom right reads: Joined Jul 26, 2023
Cover image of The Insane God, by Jay Hartlove. A teen girl with dark hair and a distant expression, surrounded above and on the sides by purple-red tentacles, and above, a large single eye with a double-lobed iris and pupil. The background of the eye is a colorful star scape, and the skyline of St Louis Missouri can be seen in the background of the girl.
Black and white New-Yorker-style cartoon of three human-sized but not anthropomorphic crows standing together in the foreground of a house scene, fur rug, fireplace and mantle behind. In the background there's another room with silhouettes of two crows talking. The center of the three foreground crows is holding a drink, the rightmost one has their beak open. The caption is: "This is barely a manslaughter."
Custom Pop! figurine of Colonel Valeria from the Fallout 76 audio drama The Modus Files - dark haired woman with an eyepatch, a beret with a New Enclave emblem on it, in black tactical gear and light armor. She's holding a sidearm in her right hand and her left arm has a Pip-Boy attached. Her figure number is shown as 77, because of who I am as a person. In the background on the same shelf is a Plasma Rifle, it looks dope.
Fry from Futurama (cartoon redhead delivery guy) squinting suspiciously. Which I feel is pretty justified here in context.
Screencap of Steam content warning: AI GENERATED CONTENT DISCLOSURE The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this: Pre-generated voice cloning/text to speech where it makes sense creatively.
Purple Dr. Martens (Zavala) boot on a plain white background
A weird lady wearing a vest and a shirt with a Track and a Field logo (pixelated, because it was an 80's arcade game) on it. She is looking confusedly surprised.
Show title card for Anywhere But Now: a Doctor Who actual play podcast (Season One: Semester Abroad). A Circular Gallifreyan design in blue and violet sits center foreground, with a small red watch-repair shop floating off to the right, all with a backdrop of a starfield.
Text image: "After that stupid thing from Bezos and Musk about how a trillion humans would mean a thousand Mozarts, it got me thinking. We clearly must *have* Mozarts today, and at least a couple of them probably got the same upbringing he did to nurture their skill and talent, and we would therefore have: [bulleted list follows] * A musician of significant talent, dedication and skill * who can write music across a bunch of different contemporary genres * who explicitly draws from the work of other musicians to build their style, and * who is willing to do the musical equivalent of shitposting and wear fancy outfits while doing it. I can only conclude that the modern-day Mozart is Weird Al Yankovic. I will not be taking questions." Below text are small portraits of Mozart and Weird Al Yankovic, both smiling in a mildly concerning way.
Copy of Folger Shakespeare Library's annotated version of Twelfth Night, atop a Concord Theatricals Libretto and song book for the (amazing) Shaina Taub musical adaptation.
Couple in wedding attire embracing, captioned "The happenings of everyday are farts on the air"
Leslie Knope giving two thumbs up with the caption "OK GOOD LUCK"