🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫

@pantslesshero.bsky.social

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I yell at those who deserve it, build decks, and help people when I can. Only occasional Magic-posting. He/him CA. ☭

Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer and The Wise Mothman M:tg cards in foil
General Hux from the sequel trilogy
Large multi-pack of Raisinets candy. They're little chocolate-covered raisins.
Booster pack of Fallen Empires, and overprinted, underpowered M:tg set from 1994.
Works Cited: (an obviously used crack pipe)
HELLevator
Left: A loser rapist with a busted knee Middle: Max Holloway Right: An injured knee lol
Cool England fact! It sucks
Vincent Van Gogh Peanut Butter & Jelly vodka. It's bad, folks. Worse than it sounds. If he had tasted it, he'd have cut off his tongue as well.
This is absolutely not the INFOWARS elf, as that would be very illegal to post on Al Gore's inter-net
Magic card: Numot, the Devastator {3}{U}{R}{W} Legendary Creature — Dragon Flying Whenever Numot deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {2}{R}. If you do, destroy up to two target lands. 6/6 Illustrated by Dan Dos Santos
Nut Blessing, a powdered food product
McDonalds Onion Nuggets™ from a while back
The cover of a 90s textbook titled 'Internet' from Scholastic showing a kid surfing on a keyboard over the whole dang world
Glock x Bong = Glong
The actual flag of the Islamic Republic of Iran ☫
The flag of the Islamic Republic of Iran, with the proper symbol ☫
Two bratwurst with Brat and Brat 2 written in mustard. Thousand island and Grillo's pickles are also present.
N64 Mountain Dew can
Chinese international student in my class was telling me about how his evangelical dad in Beijing believes that Trump was chosen by god to win the election, but that this victory is part of a larger divine plan to destroy the united states
Tweet that says Chinese international student in my class was telling me about how his evangelical dad in Beijing believes that Trump was chosen by god to win the election, but that this victory is part of a larger divine plan to destroy the united states
White Dragon costume from Peacemaker
Fallout 3 in the Capital Wasteland, the nuclear ruins of DC post-2077. The reflecting pool is only moderately shitty here, as opposed to, uh, (waves hands broadly).
SENDING BAD VIBES :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( YOUR WAY this is YOU, yes? BAD feelings I am concentrating hard ON: skeletal imageries Despair knifes Do you feel it yet? tell me when you feel it
Rottenmouth viper
You are accused of CRINGE behavior. The court finds you not based and sentences you to be made fun of.
The San Antonio Spurs after winning the 99 finals playing StarCraft on the road
The spice expands consciousness (cat eating catnip with wide eyes) The spice is vital to space travel. (closer in on the same cat) (no text, but the cat enters faster-than-light mode and everything around it Doppler shifts to blue)
Representation of how busy the In-n-Out in Foothill Ranch, CA gets every single day, with cars lined up out into the traffic lanes.
One poster asks if Jason gets as tired of dipshits saying "they hate their players" as they do, only to have the next reply in the thread do exactly that. Hilarious!
Silver Knight - Scourge - Uncommon - 2/2 - WW mana value - First Strike, protection from red.
Snowflake-shaped snack cracker with the text "This Cracker Is a Snowflake" applied
Shrek saying "Zero likes... impressive"
Chatterfang, Squirrel General from Modern Horizons 2
A sourdough/pepperjack/romaine/thousand island/spicy brown mustard/kosher dills/kettle BBQ chip sandwich that HAD three pieces of bread but that got TOO BIG so it is now "deconstructed" which is cooking show talk for 'shit fell apart, deal with it'.
Jerk who goes yeeeees
Sickos guy climbing into a window like the Enigma of Amigara Fault
Orange tent with $5 Butt Stuff written on it
Technical Difficulties images from The Simpsons (when it was good)
Bagel Boss guy who went viral in 2019 for complaining in an especially Long Island way
John Lennon and Jay-Z performance rocks Grammys, reads a newspaper headline.
"I went ahead and deleted the post... ...I don't really care to spend every other day on here fighting tankies."
Screenshot from Fallout: New Vegas with a dead guy doing a funny pose
Fallout: New Vegas achievements earned on 4/4/2026 No Gods, No Masters Wild Card You'll Know It When It Happens
V. I. Lenin (a cool guy) LIBERALISM, THE HIGHEST STAGE OF CRINGE
Season 1 Sopranos screenshot of Tony and someone else cheering at his son's football game. The text says [inarticulate Italian noises]
Classic tweet from Merman_Melville which says: Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
Woody from Toy Story laying down some truth
Jongga kimchi, delicious!
A safe ride for all blue MAGA to go underwater in even faster
Hegel
Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper hell yeah