Pants Optional

@pantsoptional.bsky.social

107 Followers 92 Following

Irregular word-blatherer at goonhammer dot com, “responsible” for the Battle Bros column

An absolutely absurd Ork Stompa
An ork holding a donut and an iced dunks
Two purple warhammer tanks staring through a hole in a wall at a bunch of chaos knights and whatnot
A purple warhammer tank aimed at a black warhammer tank
A National Bohemian beer
Shirt logo that says “train good car bad” with a locomotive crushing cars like GRAVE DIGGERRRRRRRR
Sicko santa at the window shouting “yes… ho ho ho … YES!”
Captain America saying “hail snow satan”
A map showing the results of the preliminary mayoral race in Boston. Michelle Wu wins 264 out of 275 precincts
Panel from Watchmen in which the villain says “Do it? Dan, I’m not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.”
A muddied Chaos Vindicator tank miniature
A very cheap robot costume
Hank Hill shaking hands with Miku
Lenny from the Simpsons sits in a tanks top and boxer shorts eating from a can in a desolate house. He looks ashamed of himself.
A very badly painted Imperial Knights model in patchy yet thick shades of orange and yellow.
A Death Guard tank placed in a very strange nearly upside down location in space
A truly sweet Imperial Knight conversion model.
Guinness Brewery building
A whole passel of Khorne Berzerkers models about to descend upon some innocent Chaos Space Marine models
An absolute load of slaaanesh seekers and chariots models
Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny on the cover of the Space Jam DVD.
Apu from the Simpsons holding an m-320 and saying “celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it”
A gray cat sits in a chair at a dining room table like he was people
kendrick with a shit eating grin on his face at the super bowl as he calls out drake
Gordon Cole from Twin Peaks speak-shouting “Fix Your Hearts or Die!”
A photo of a black and red miniature model of a futuristic plane.
A long piece of text from an article about the Skittles candy, explaining that when they do not have a color they are referred to as lentils.
A photograph of a Tyranid Hive Tyrant miniature, painted pink and bone.
A tuxedo cat investigates a breakfast sandwich held by someone who is mostly just off camera. The cat’s belief that she is owed some of the sandwich is not technically visible but those familiar with cats will recognize it on her face.
A wretched little goblin carrying a six pwck of beer and smoking w cigarette with the caption “on some ‘ME’ shit”
Ceebrating 10M users. #688,131. Certified Bluesky Elder, First 10%. Pants Optional, @pantsoptional.bsky.app, Joined August 23 2023.
A bottle of cream liqueur labeled “Fulton’s Harvest Pumpkin Pie Cream Liqueur.”
A grey cat sits on a cat tree and squints into the wind blowing in his hair like Nicolas Cage in Con Air
Five panels of a comic depicting a young person standing on top of a building. The person drops their phone off the edge and cries, clearly about to jump off, when suddenly Superman appears behind them and says “Your doctor really did get held up, Regan. It’s never as bad as it seems. You’re much stronger than you think you are. Trust me.” In the final panel Superman and Regan hug.
A longhaired gray cat looks up, bathed in warm light
Cartoon image of two brothers glaring at each other with the Battle Bros logo in the background and "Season Four Coming in 2024 'Soon'". One of them is distinctly handsomer and cooler than the other.
A grey cat looking happy as hell as he leans into a summer breeze like Nicolas Cage in Con-Air.
Two cats who Require cheetos
Two warhammer idiots from goonhammer glaring at each other. Text announces Battle Bros Season Four coming in 2024 “soon”
My poorly made family crest: indecisiveness and regret surrounding my last initial, with the motto “I have decided to do a thing that I will not enjoy”
Sad lookin dog who is nevertheless burgin out
An Armiger Warglaive for Warhammer 40k, done in a purple and white scheme
Moxie and Malort. Do not mix them. Do not drink them. Try not to even perceive them.
Grey cat staring into camera. His fur is fray but his brain is orange.
Please do not put your dick in the Boston Clam donut
It’s Capitalism, as the sins of Scrooge’s past threaten to overtake him in the form of a wave of gold coins. Choose and perish! Choose the form of your destructor.
Local man admits to fucking cats
Extremely based vidyajaems screener that says “Only trust your fists, police will never help you” because they won’t
Big gun