Par / Zip

@parailurus.bsky.social

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🔞 NSFW, no minors ♂️ lvl 39 he/him 🏳️‍🌈 gay/pan 📣 TRANS RIGHTS! BLM! 🐾 Par (wah-cat) ✂ me! 😸 Zip (tabby-🌈-cat) ✂ @gentlefur.bsky.social Icon 🎨 @KiyoneScarlet.bsky.social

Zip pops in from nowhere, his tongue sticking out in a lil blep, and mercilessly bleps in your general direction!
3 stills from "The Muppet Christmas Carol" movie, the scene where scrooge (Michael Caine) sticks his head out of the window. Frame 1: Scrooge - "You there, boy! what day is this?" Frame 2: Bean Bunny - "Today,Sir? Why, it's 'warmonger kicked the bucket' day!" Frame 3: Scrooge, with pixelated cool sunglasses and surrounded by dancing crabs - "Awwww fuck yiss"
A pic of Zip's shoes, one facing forward and one facing the side. You can see the shiniy stripes and the kitty decal on the side.
Zip shows off his rad purple sneakers. They are a high-top style with his toes sticking out of the end. They have sparkly stripes on the sides, a stripes-and-paw-pads pattern on the bottom, say "Meow!" at the top of the front, and have a fun kitty design on the outsides. The video is edited in the vague style of a low-effort infomercial, starting with the text "Zip Sneakers", and then corny animated text appearing as details are shown saying "Woooow", "Protect those pawbs!", "those beans 🐾💜", and "Ready for steppies!". The background music is "Redial" from "Bomberman Hero".
7 stacked clear screens from the game "taiko no tatsujin: rhythm festival", all with the message "Cleared with Full Combo!" (except for the last which says "CLEARED! Great Success!") and a 100% full gauge for the extreme difficulty of the song. From top to bottom: #1) "RuLe" , 442 goods, 87 oks, 0 bads, a max combo of 529, final score 946160 #2) "Dr. WILY STAGE 1" , 436 goods, 173 oks, 0 bads, a max combo of 609, final score 887160 #3) "I want to be your heart" , 501 goods, 149 oks, 0 bads, a max combo of 650, final score 942490 #4) "KATAMARI on the rock ~main theme" , 431 goods, 146 oks, 0 bads, a max combo of 577, final score 910420 #5) "Bad Apple!! feat. nomico" , 431 goods, 113 oks, 0 bads, a max combo of 544, final score 938170 #6) "NEKO" , 236 goods, 76 oks, 0 bads, a max combo of 312, final score 917980 #7) "KING" , 647 goods, 133 oks, 1 bad, a max combo of 643, final score 890840
Zip the gray rainbow Tabby cat (left) and Limin the gray Maine Coon kitty (right), take very different approaches to posing together side-by-side. Limin poses with an elegant but grounded stance, back tastefully arched with style and grace, while Zip is an entire goofball, practically falling over into Limin.
Artic the blue wolf sits comfortably on a couch, resting his feet paws on Zip the rainbow tabby cat who rests on the floor in front of him. Artic presses one paw into Zip's muzzle, who enthusiastically cleans it with his tongue, while the other paw presses down between Zip's thighs. As time passes, Zip eventually becomes completely conquered by the paw worship stimulation, reduced to helplessly struggling and squirming under the heavier and heavier weight of Artic's relentless steppies.
7 stacked clear screens from the game "taiko no tatsujin: rhythm festival", all with the message "Cleared with Full Combo!" and a 100% full gauge for the extreme difficulty of the song. From top to bottom: #1) "I Want You Back" , 283 goods, 148 oks, 0 bads, a max combo of 431, final score 875060 #2) "Moonlight Legend" , 341 goods, 53 oks, 0 bads, a max combo of 394, final score 971400 #3) "Imagination" , 398 goods, 83 oks, 0 bads, a max combo of 481, final score 953360 #4) "Rery Now" , 430 goods, 110 oks, 0 bads, a max combo of 540, final score 939160 #5) "R.Y.U.S.E.I." , 295 goods, 76 oks, 0 bads, a max combo of 371, final score 908590 #6) "The Blessing" , 412 goods, 93 oks, 0 bads, a max combo of 505, final score 950300 #7) "GUNJOU" , 458 goods, 166 oks, 0 bads, a max combo of 624, final score 907290
Artic the blue wolf is lying face-down in bed, his arms crossed under his head, while Zip the gray tabby cat straddles him, making biscuits and vague massaging motions up and down his back. Artic looks peaceful and relaxed while Zip looks very into massaging his wuff, with his hips eventually thrusting with the massage.
Two short shots of the furthemore 2026 fursuit parade. The first is from a location just outside the hotel (by Drox https://youtu.be/FFd50Oaoflo), and the second from inside the hotel (by Chase/Stalkaz https://youtu.be/74Vsc5F_I6s). Zip, wearing a rainbow cape, is most definitely dancing and prancing about in an extremely flamboyantly gay way.
4 stacked clear screens from the game "taiko no tatsujin: rhythm festival", all with the message "Cleared with Full Combo!" From top to bottom: #1) the extreme difficulty of the song "IRIS OUT" with a 100% full gauge, 310 goods, 62 oks, 0 bads, a max combo of 372. The final score is 953180 #2) the extreme difficulty of the song "Odo" with a 100% full gauge, 374 goods, 65 oks, 0 bads, a max combo of 439. The final score is 953290 #3) the extreme difficulty of the song "Usseewa" with a 100% full gauge, 303 goods, 117 oks, 0 bads, a max combo of 420. The final score is 872580 #4) the extreme difficulty of the song "Charles" with a 100% full gauge, 303 goods, 78 oks, 0 bads, a max combo of 381. The final score is 943170
"hello human resources" meme titled "con-cuddle rules". The top panel, labeled "very good", has the guy saying "wanna fursuit cuddle?" and the gal responding "with me? aww, you're so sweet!!" and a single heart. The bottom panel, titled "even better", has the same guy as the top panel saying "also I wanna enjoy your big soft pawbs" and the gal picking up the phone and saying "cancel all of my other plans rn!!" with multiple hearts.
Artic and Zip sitting on a couch, their paws up on the coffee table in front them. They are definitely trying to entice you with those soft beans.
A front-view selfie of Zip wearing a brightly colored rainbow full-body harness, where each segment of harness a different color, starting with pink and red at the top over the shoulders, down to purple around the legs. He's seductively brushing one hand paw along his hips and giving you bedroom eyes.
Artic the blue wolf and Zip the gray-tabby-with-rainbow-stripes cat cuddling on a couch. Artic is lying down, tail up, on top of Zip. Artic's head gently rests on Zip's chest while he wiggles his cute pawbs.
a display package of "bimbo" brand vanilla conchas
a clear screen from the game "taiko no tatsujin: rhythm festival", for the extreme difficulty of the song "Yoidore Shirazu" with a 100% full gauge, 395 goods, 88 oks, 0 bads, a max combo of 483, and the message "Cleared with Full Combo!". The final score is 957400.
A front view of Zip wearing Par's red full-body harness. It's very tight around the torso and Zip's haunches look like they are popping out around the hips.
Zip lying down on his side on his bed, making biscuits beside him and rubbing his paws together, looking at you eagerly.
"our blessed homeland, their barbarous wastes" meme but with Kinks and Fetishes, Power Exchanges and Abusive Dynamics, Artwork and Porn, Noble Fantasies and BAckward Sexualizations, Kinksters and Perverts
Zip sits on his bed in front of you, kneading eagerly on the bed. He sneaks closer and closer until he's kneading right on top of you. Eventually he finally flops on top of you, smothering your muzzle into his soft, fluffy chest and trapping you for a long cuddle session.
a clear screen from the game "taiko no tatsujin: rhythm festival", for the hard difficulty of the song "Donut Hole" with a 100% full gauge, 360 goods, 135 oks, 0 bads, a max combo of 495, and the message "Cleared with Full Combo!". The final score is 680890.
The 2 panel Simpsons meme where Homer tells Bart "The worst day of your life, so far" but this one instead has Bart saying "There is no solution to this problem" and Homer responding "No solution, within the confines of capitalism"
Screenshot from an MIT research showing an abstract from a report. The project is titled "Your Brain on ChatGPT" and the report is titled "Your Brain on ChatGPT: Accumulation of Cognitive Debt when Using an AI Assistant for Essay Writing Task". The highlighted part of the abstract reads "Over four months, LLM users consistently underperformed at neural, linguistic, and behavioral levels. These results raise concerns about the long-term educational implications of LLM reliance and underscore the need for deeper inquiry into AI's role in learning."
a clear screen from the game "taiko no tatsujin: rhythm festival", for the extreme difficulty of the song "Shinunoga E-Wa (Pop)" with a 100% full gauge, 357 goods, 82 oks, 0 bads, a max combo of 439, and the message "Cleared with Full Combo!". The final score is 975870.
Zip curled up into a ball on his bed, cuddling a plush tightly between his arms.
Par in light-blue shorts and a black tanktop lying back on a bed, his tongue seductively licking the side of his maw as he gives you bedroom eyes and paws at you with a big, soft footpaw.
a flat square map of the world with bias at the equator which massively stretches land masses near the poles, with copies of Greenland appropriately scaled over Russia, China, and the US for scale.
Zip kneeling on the bed, back towards you, petting his feet paws invitingly. He spreads his paws apart and wiggles his soft butt at you, petting it like the big pillow it is. You can feel yourself gravitating towards resting your head right there and being enveloped in the comforting embrace of giant paws and ass.
a clear screen from the game "taiko no tatsujin: rhythm festival", for the extreme difficulty of the song "Pixel Galaxy" with a 100% full gauge, 516 goods, 199 oks, 25 bads, and a max combo of 204. The final score is 565170.
Conchas arranged on a baking sheet - chocolate (brown), strawberry (pink), matcha (dark green)
The epic handshake meme (the one based on a still from the movie Predator) with 3 arms clasping hands. The clasped hands are labeled "get this problematic kink out of here", and the arms are respectively labeled Massage Therapists, Cable Management Enthusiasts, and Puriteens.
Par, with a santa hat hanging off an ear, is lying in bed and eagerly wiggling. There are festive rainbow lights strung up behind him as well as a couple of large novelty candy canes.
Par in a cute meme outfit of black briefs with white trim and a black crop-top jacket, lying on his back in bed. He alternately t-rexes each of his wrists like he's making biscuits in the air. It's appears that his mind has been completely abandoned by any thoughts.
Zip the cat, wearing a pride flag as a cape, holding his arms out wide and holding up a footpaw to show the goods, in the lobby of a hotel with a sparkling galaxy of a light fixture above his head.
Zip in shiny black, slinky spandex straddled on top of Wedge, in shiny silver slinky spandex, who is lying down on a bed. Zip is resting one paw on Wedge's chest and lookin up at you, giving you a look that says "you're next and I'm gonna make sure you enjoy every second".
Zip and Artic standing in a hallway, facing each other. Zip pushes Artic into the wall and throws his foot up on against the wall next to Artic in the classic dom meme pose. Zip then grabs Artic's collar and pulls him back in, teasing him with his paws all the while.
Par, a clearly huge pillow wah being picked up by the cute doggo Bailey just inside the entrance to Furrydelphia
Zip's pillowy launches and feetpaws
graphic of piano keyboard keys showing six keys of alternating white and black keys. The left-most key, a white key, crossed out with a red x. This is the most compact amount of keys to make this stupid joke without ambiguity.
an article headline that reads: Pete Buttigieg Doubles Down on Comments About the “Fairness” of Trans People in Sports “I think in order to bring people together on this, we also have to take everyone seriously."
a close up of Grimm's illustration of a stuffed cat octopus on top of a sleeping stuffed sleeping wah
Par is kneeling on his bed and playfully gesturing at you, pawing towards you, giving you a boop, and drawing the shape of a heart in the air. He's surrounded by rainbow pride: from the pride flags on the wall, the rainbow lights that outline the shelves and head board, to the rainbow waistband of the jock he's wearing.
a screenshot of bluesky DMs where 4 out of 6 are from Deleted Accounts that all start with "Hey, are you busy? I really need your help."
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Zip wearing a braided collar that has a nametag that is in the shape of a fish and a purple leash attached. Zip holds the handle of the leash up in his paw. The leash has rainbow metal hardware.