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Two bollards connected by a divider. One indicates which side to line up on, while the closer one reads "please wait here for privacy."
A plastic model of Leopardon in vehicle mode, a weird blocky jet with a mecha lion's head sticking out of the top.
On the "GIVE BONUS" screen, Koke-Maru, a moss ball mascot, has a "Happiness" stat of 5.7 when told there will be no bonus.
A screenshot showing I've unlocked all 50 achievements in Promise Mascot Agency.
Anarky, cropped from the cover of his solo miniseries - apparently a man wearing a modern interpretation of a Cardinal in the Spanish Inquisition, with an anarchy symbol on his chest, holding up a metal rod, which glows with some kind of energy discharge.
Pinky giving sparkly eyes and blushing while saying "Puh-wease, Matriarch Shimazu?" to the head of the Shimazu family, an elegant middle-aged woman in an extremely expensive mourning kimono with a mink stole.
An email push notification. Subject: Google Assistant is going away on mobile devices Body: We’re writing to let you know that the Google Assistant on your mobile device is being discontinued, and Gemini—our next-generation AI-powered assistant—is now the assistant experience on Android.1 What This Means for Your Mobile Device
Pinky reports 'Mission completed!' As she is facing away from the camera, the fingernail on the back of her head has a portrait of Crimson Acid from Paradise Killer on it: A busty white woman with a goat head
A black-and-white image of Pinky heading up to the mayor's mansion. In each corner of the image are images of what Pinky got up to in the mansion. In the upper left, she is stealing presumably expensive alcohol. In the upper right, she is sitting in a chair, reading papers. In the lower left, she is looking through a manila folder. In the lower right, she is relaxing in a hot bath. In all images, she is wearing the night vision goggles.
Pinky and Michi standing next to Michi's truck, which is decked out with "VOTE PINKY" banners, megaphones, and stickers of various mascots and friends. She has a set of night vision goggles on, and is saying "Come in, Janitor Actual. This is Poltergeist. Target's car is non-visible. Mission site appears to be clear."
A canary cage/resuscitator: A steel box with a window on either side, an air tank on top with a hose connecting it, and a porthole on the front. There is a canary standing inside.
A Ribbit plush sits next to a laptop which is displaying the Ribbit/Jax conversation scene
A splash screen displaying Karoushi, a mascot consisting of a man's face on a black cloud. One part of the cloud is holding a newspaper, another is holding up a protest sign. There are several piles of paper on his back. A red banner reads "KAROUSHI: Blank. No personality. Too exhausted." A text box reads "Mascot: The spirit that lingers in every office full of exhausted and depressed workers."
Michi says "Yes. From the people that have been killed by the curse, we don't know if they were all born male or truly identified as men."
HERO CARD FOUND! Lady Love Dies, the gorgeous, impeccably styled protagonist of Paradise Killer - a beautiful woman wearing a black top with a gold outline of a heart over her chest, a red skirt slit up to the hip, a stylish red coat, a gold belt with a heart-shaped buckle, black gloves - the one on her right hand is small, the one on her left reaches up to her elbow. She has a white scarf flowing around her, and is holding a red laptop in one hand with a long cord flowing around her scarf and terminating in a plug she holds in the other. She is an Ultra-Rare card with Tech and Agility stats in the 30s and a mental stat of 23.
A splash screen that reads ITEM OBTAINED! Shinji SUBCONTRACTOR BUSINESS CARD A BUSINESS CARD FOR A SUBCONTRACTOR MASCOT. RECRUIT THEM FROM THE SUBCONTRACTOR MENU! On the left, Michi and Pinky stand. Pinky is smiling widely and Michi is smiling and giving a thumbs-up. The banner showing what the item is also includes a head-shot of Shinji, a pink and sky blue fox creature with an oblong crystal for a head. He is giving double peace signs.
A sepia-toned photograph of a burly bald man with his arm around a classily-dressed woman in mid-70s showa-era style. Fukuu-kata says "The old head of the Shimazu Family, your current boss's father-in-law, ran the coal mines as a workers' co-operative."
An elderly cat mascot with grey fur and a blue patch taking up the middle of his face, named Fuku-Kata, describes the "curse" that kills male Yakuza who come to the island: "The curse'll be your fate as well. It rots you and takes you to the grave. Affects all men differently. Might be in a week, might be in years."
Salary-Nyan gives a thumbs up and smirk as he says "Revenge. I'm going to ruin my old manager's life because he stole mine."
Pinky the severed pinky finger and Michi the disgraced Yakuza enforcer meet with Salary-Nyan, the salaryman cat, at the abandoned train station. Salary-Nyan has a black business suit, white fur, a worried expression, and Yen signs in his ears and on his red tie. Pinky is saying "People that play golf are freaks. Subhuman freaks."
Pinky's adoptive grandmother, Mieko, says "Your matriarch and I are still very much in touch," while showing an old black-and-white photograph of the old gang, including a very young, adorable Pinky wearing a bow despite not having any hair to tie it to, and her father, looking big and buff and actually weirdly handsome despite being a giant severed pinky finger?
Trororo, a half yam half cat, is facing off in combat against "Slightly Crooked Footpath," a nefarious scoundrel!
Pinky, showing a VERY ANGRY FACE, says "Good! Some people still haven't used it despite me telling them QUITE CLEARLY that they should. Don't be like that, Michi."
A screenshot of Promise Mascot Agency. Main character Michi and severed-pinky mascot Pinky⭐ (the star is part of her name) meet with Shiori, a teenage girl with twin ponytails wearing orange overalls with the front hanging down and a Pinky T-shirt, who says "Sometimes mascots will get in trouble on jobs. Y'know, getting stuck in doors, fighting a child, vehicular homicide, that kind of thing."
A view of the Makiba Ranch area in the Grendizer game. A pastoral setting with a large pine tree in the center of the screen. Barns and a wooden fence line the top and side edges of the screen. Daisuke is not visible due to a message box that reads "THE ADVENTURE GOES ON! For now, Earth is safe! But the Vega may have left units, chests, or structures behind. To keep playing, travel to the regions through the Map tab in the Pause menu. Good luck!"
Gandal, an alien man with a sorrowful look and a very rectangular blue face, says "What happened, Blaki? Did Captain Gorman fail?"
Daisuke Umon says: That's right, and I need your help. Two of my friends are missing, a teenage boy and girl. They're both wearing hats. You couldn't have missed them.
A character simply labeled "Mangaka" but who looks like a young Nagai Go says "But... but... it talks! You talk? It clearly has to be artificial intelligence... Quick, I have to take notes." Reply options are "Answer with pride" or "Avoid the question." "Answer with pride" is highlighted.
A Robot Unicorn Attack end-of-run screen showing 1st Wish: 10934 2nd Wish: 3852 3rd Wish: 8544 Final: 23330
Lady Gandal emerges from Gandal's head in two sets of images. On the left hand side is the original 1975 version, on the right is the 2024 reboot.
General Gandal from UFO Robot Grendizer, a blue-skinned man wearing skin-tight dark green spandex. He has a purple sash around his shoulders and a black belt with a gold buckle. His face, which is blue, is split open vertically down the middle and opened up like it is made of stone. Inside is a much smaller figure wearing a red dress and with long red wild hair. A speech balloon labels her as "Lady Gandal," who is saying "Gandal, why are you so quick to give up? You must get your revenge. You know you mustn't remain defeated, or you'll be demoted! Like our dear Blaki..."
with a "made at imgflip.com" watermark, the X-Men cartoon image of Wolverine laying on a bed looking at a framed picture. The second picture reveals that the framed picture is a stock image of Garfield.
Achievement: vs. Metal Gear REX Defeat Metal Gear REX 27.5% of players have this achievement
An edit of the "Beef, It's What's For Dinner" ad campaign. There is a watermark for "FETCH-THE-PAPER" that reads "My scan (not stock image)" which is a ridiculous claim since the ad is copyrighted by the campaign in question. In any event, the ad has been modified to replace the word "BEEF" with "CHART" and superimpose a meaningless graphic of an unlabeled 2D line graph in a 3D space with graphs on the "floor" and "back wall" of the space. The end result is an ad that reads "CHART, IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER. And breakfast, in the unlikely event of leftovers."
Metal Gear Solid (PC), Metal Gear Rex looms over Grey Fox, as viewed through the targeting screen of Snake's stinger missile launcher. Grey Fox is saying "...soon..."
On my laptop screen, Sniper Wolf gives her death speech.
A standard flash tattoo of a heart with an arrow through it and a banner wrapped around it that reads "MOM." Above the banner, however, is the word "YOUR" in a smaller font.
The "Emoji and more" pop-up, on the "General Punctuation tab" which is scrolled down to show em-dash as an option.
A Will Stancil (@whstancil.bsky.social) post that reads "I used an alt obviously"
The Amazing Digital Circus Jax & Ribbit plush keychains w/magnets. Jax, a grumpy purple rabbit, is facing left and glaring back over his shoulder at Ribbit, a smiling green frog who is hugging Jax from behind.
timdelzer.bsky.social says "When people say fuck off, that's a homophobic slur."
An ace flag made of stacked plastic plates
Johnny Cash flips off the cameraman.
Betty White in Lake Placid, saying "I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole."
The car running without that part. The key is just kind of awkwardly jutting out.
The plastic face of the ignition has now completely fallen off.
The steering column of a 2005 Buick Century SE. Part of the ignition is hanging from a wire. The other wire for the security system is poking out, severed at the middle.
The steering column of a 2005 Buick Century SE. Part of the ignition is hanging from a wire. The other wire for the security system is poking out, severed at the middle.
"Please Say Sike" meme with a parental advisory logo in the corner because I pulled it from a soundcloud
A youtube short from VintageRecordingss, it shows Tom Morello and Zach De La Rocha of Rage Against The Machine in between songs. They are facing away from a truly MASSIVE festival audience and bathed in orange light. Tom's signature guitar, with its "Arm The Homeless" message scrawled on the front is clearly visible. Above the video is a caption reading "Tom Morello's Guitar: Arm The Homeless" The video is entitled "The hidden meaning behind rock's most controversial guitar."
"You will encounter gorgeous and provocative women performing outrageous acts such as Bondage, Strip-Tease plus many other unmentionable things i.e: Leather, Lesbian, Couples and much more."
A 1980s cellular phone - a giant beige brick of a device.
A screenshot of the first dungeon in Ys: The Oath in Felghana for the PSP. Adol "The Red" Christin, a 2D super-deformed sprite, stands in a 3D mine-themed area, in front of another sprite, head miner Dewey.
Fox 9 Minneapolis-St. Paul's Youtube video covering the death of Lindsey Graham. The thumbnail is Graham looking directly at the camera, mid-sentence against a white background. A red banner along the top has block letters that reads "LINDSEY GRAHAM DIES"
Appleloosa's sherrif and Applejack's cousin Braeburn, from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
The Monster High Skullectors series Xenomorph doll.