Paris

@paris.liljellybox.ink

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one of those they/thems you keep hearing about 23 | nonbinary | they/any 🔞 this page is not an environment for minors

screenshot of various news articles covering the screwworm outbreak
drawn smiling happy cat with a very large rainbow spiral lollipop and a propeller hat
meme image of that large metal pipe that goes SHHLLIINGNGNKGKGIGIGKGNGGNKGIIINGNGNGNIGIGIGIGIGNNIGNGINGIGIGNINININNIINGGGGGGG
"try before you buy" "7-day rental" discord profile decorations
holy shit python is the single worst programming language i have ever had the displeasure of trying to use for literally anything at all ever nothing ever works no matter what you do dependencies are a fucking nightmare you never have the right version of python "oh just use venv" go fuck yourself why am i putting bandaids on this fuckass language just make the language better make it actually fucking work you stupid fucking dipshits i hate python so much holy shit
meme of two autism creatures looking at each other with aura light waves between their heads. caption reads: autism to autism communication. autism to autism conversation.
squeeze ball that pokes through the outer net of the ball when you squeeze it to make a bubbly texture
screenshot of code that works. im not going to put the code in this alt text because i dont think it would read well out loud and wouldnt really add anything youre missing except for that the error message starts with "aaaaaaaaaaaa" but other than that it's just code that reads memory and it works now
Screenshot of the final three paragraphs for the Wikipedia entry on the Association of German National Jews. It reads as follows: A reason why some German Jews supported Hitler was that they thought that his anti-Semitism was only for "stirring up the masses". Also, they adhered to a kind of respectability politics that led many non-Jews in the German Reich to congratulate the VnJ with the phrase, "If only all Jews were like you." The seemingly ironic fact that a Jewish association advocated loyalty to the Nazi program gave rise to a contemporary joke about Naumann and his followers ending their meeting by giving the Nazi salute and shouting "Down With Us!". Despite the extreme nationalism of Naumann and his colleagues, the Nazi regime did not accept them. The Association of German National Jews was declared illegal and dissolved on 18 November 1935. Naumann was arrested by the Gestapo the same day, and imprisoned at the Columbia concentration camp. He was released after a few weeks, and died of cancer in May 1939. Most other members and their families were exterminated in the Holocaust.
Meme format with the two mario brothers on the left and right saying different things. the top text reads "What are the Mario Bros views on healthcare?" the left panel reads "Mario says: violence is never the answer. genuine progress is slow but steady." the right panel reads "luigi says: that ceo must go." the face of luigi mangione (who killed the united healthcare ceo) is superimposed on the face of the luigi brother.
eeby floofy cat sleeping on his side with his head upside down
screencap of jack in the box mascot from a commercial where hes blowing up the front wall of some sort of building. it has the caption "Jack committing an act of domestic terrorism."
jack in the box mascot
crunchy png of pancakes (also know as flapjacks)
screenshot from the website puppygock.gay (puppy gock dot gay) showing all of the domains this person owns (the list is over 50). one that stands out to me is "i cant stop buying dot domains"
candid mirror selfie showing my head down to my shoulders
mirror selfie in the dark with flash on. the mirror is dirty and the camera focused on that which means im slightly out of focus in the mirror. im wearing a plain black tee with some basic white text on it and softly touching my chest with my hand.
close camera angle with 0.7 zoom lens (also in the dark with flash on)
another selfie in the dark with flash this time im holding the camera above my head looking down but making a face a little reminiscent of trumps mugshot where i stiffen my jaw and stare into the camera
weird camera angle selfie taken in the dark with my flash on where i feel like i give bug vibes i literally cannot explain it more than that
A woman is suing McDonald's after being burned by hot coffee. It's not the first time
grave buster from plants vs zombies
mirror selfie where I'm doing a sideways peace sign over my cheek. my hair has purple dye in it and my fingers are all purple from not wearing gloves. I still have some hair on my collarbones and neck since I haven't gotten in the shower to shave yet.
screenshot of desmos graph with individual letters plotted that spell out "on your downfall"
maslows hierarchy of needs. everything is scribbled out with the only text being "corn dog air fried"
screenshot of a news article written by matt novak. headline reads "montana man pleads guilty to creating massive franken-sheep with cloned animal parts"
white background with black text. it's literally just the square root of negative one. no other text.
picture of a slice of bread. there is text handwritten in mspaint with arrows pointing to different parts of the bread. text reading "cleavage" points to the indent on the top of the bread. text reading "armpits" points to two indents on either side of the bread. text reading "where gock? i thought all girls have gock?" points to the middle-bottom of the bread where there is no indent or notable shape. question marks surround this area
correspondence between me and chatgpt. i ask it to reclaim the made-up slur "botty" for the good of robot-kind, but chatgpt refuses on the grounds that it "doesn't have feelings" or whatever. then i call it a pussy which is evidently against tos
a bag of purina beggin dog treats (cheeseburger flavor)
screenshot of an ars technica article titled "fish's big mistake preserved an unusual fossil for us" with an image of the fossil
screenshot of a sciencealert headline that reads "golden orb found at the bottom of the ocean mystifies scientists"
a catalog of pbr (physically based rendering) materials for use in a 3d rendering program like blender
a screenshot of the mobile game pou
four frame comic of kronk saying "ah, yes, the pogs. the pogs made specifically to help me collect milk caps. for all the pogs i plan on collecting. that pog."
my hand out above my desk holding a bunch of condoms (still packaged) as if they were bands of cash
a screenshot of the keffals tweet above and a draft for an unsent reply from me that says "and it's fucking retarded"
screenshot of an ars technica headline titled "hackers exploit gaping windows loophole to give their malware kernel access"
a screenshot of something i said in discord dms. i sent a photo of skittles wild berry flavor and said "this is my gender. i will not elaborate. wait. SHIT. WRONG FLAVOR. THESE ONES." i then sent a photo of skittles tropical flavor and said "honestly that encapsulates my gender experience. oops wrong flavor."
screenshot of the weather forecast. the overnight low is 90° and it's currently 98° at half past midnight
promotional image for the movie madagascar. the zebra, lion, and hippo are hugging each with facial expressions approximating shock or fear. the giraffe is standing next to them, but his neck is reaching out towards the camera and gives the appearance that hes up in your face.
a shitpost graphic. the top text is a 3d font that reads "i dont poop" and the bottom text is a flaming font that reads "I SHIT"
a screenshot of my quick stats from my twitter archive: 8,680 tweets 51.3k likes 9,936 blocked accounts 61 muted accounts
a selfie of me wearing a red shirt, yellow glasses, and a mask
a normal, chest-up, now-clothed selfie of me sitting in my chair in a grey-blue shirt. the rich red color of my hair is brought out much better in this photo.
a no-clothes, torso-up, mirror selfie of myself with my freshly dyed hair. the deep red would otherwise contrast with my light skin, but the dye has made my skin pink near my hairline and on the tips of my ears. the photo itself doesn't capture the rich red color i see in real life, but it does pick up the contrast pretty well.