Parlor City Roller Derby 🎠

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Binghamton's all-gender flat track roller derby league. All are welcome 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Binghamton, NY Games, shop, and more links: https://linktr.ee/parlorcityrollerderby

Comic. Panel 1: Love sports? Person with a thumb up. Panel 2: But hate ball? Person puts hands up in disgust. Panel 3: Watch roller derby! Player on skates jumps through panel.
Illustration of opossum typing at a work computer, crying. I'd rather be skating.
Illustration of a mosquito ingesting a book. Anarchist Book Fair, PM Press Warehouse, 21 Emma Street, Binghamton, NY.
Flyer of Parlor City Roller Derby home season
Pullover sweater with undead carousel horse
Open enrollment parlor city roller derby
Roller derby skater jumping over a pole
A series of affimations of In 2026 I will let myself with scenes of roller derby.
Possum in roller skates on the floor. Text reads Don't mind me I'm just blocking the floor.
How roller derby players store their mouth guards. Comic of a roller derby player with their mouth guard in places other than their mouth. One panel is it hanging out of their mouth. Another is in a hole in their helmet. Then stored in their bra strap. And finally in their face mask.
Donate to our food drive!
Polaroid photo with an outline of a placeholder silhouette labeled "Your face here" with Krampus looming behind them.
Photos with Krampus, December 5, Crowbar Arcade. A man is dressed in makeup with horns, a blood red cloak and chains. He looks at the viewer with a menacing glare.
9 roller derby team mates smiling
Six people wearing Parlor City Roller Derby uniforms stand together against the backdrop of the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention
Suicide prevention starts with people like you.
Roller Derby 101, September 14 - November 16
Illustration of a bloodied skate with a rainbow streaking behind. Title: Blood Sweat and Queers.
Jumbotron with a roller derby scoreboard.
2025 Upstate Anarchist Book Fair Saturday May 3 and Sunday May 4. Events schedule includes vendors all day, writing workshops, and talks on resistance, trans rights, housing, and more.
Dolls of Destruction vs Parlor City. April 26, doors open 3:30PM, first whistle 4PM. Chemung County Family Fitness Center, 425 Pennsylvania Ave, Elmira, NY
2025 Parlor City Roller Derby season May 24, June 21, and July 26
Healthy LGBTQ Relationships at the Identity LGBTQ Youth Center, 206 State Street, Binghamton
Trans athletes belong here.
Blood Sweat and Queers, a game poster has a skate dripping with blood and a rainbow streaking behind.
Comic of two people talking on a bench in a park. Person 1 worriedly looks at something off screen and says, "OMG it's Stacey." Person 2 looks concerned and replies, "Did you hear about her kid?" We see Stacey and her child skating happily together. We zoom in on the child smiling. Zoom in on the roller blades she's wearing. Person 1 says, "Yeah, asked her mom for roller blades." We see the two people on the bench again wearing quad roller skates, saying to one another “Shame” “Yeah shame.”
Roller derby comic. Panel 1: Mash Potatoes, couple of derby players slamming into a potato on skates. Panel 2: Whip potatoes, a potato reaches out to receive a roller derby whip from a fellow player. Panel 3: Celebrate potatoes, a potato is being given a jersey while their team claps and smiles.
Event post for Parade Day, March 1, Binghamton, NY
How roller derby players store their mouth guards a comic. 1: The Chompsters gambit, person in holding a mouth guard between their teeth. 2: Wet feather in your cap, a woman has her mouth guard placed in one of her helmet holes. 3: Sloppy shoulder, a wet mouth guard is placed in someone's bra strap. 4: The feed bag, a person wearing a mask with a bulging wet spot.
25% off select items in our shop
We need officials! Sign up to get notified. Illustration of Zebra dressed as Judge Dredd
Comic. Would you rather... Play roller derby in your underwear and with full protective gear. Or play roller derby fully clothed, but with no protective gear.
Comic. 1: Love sports? Person smiling with a thumbs up. 2: But hate touching balls? Person looks disgusted with hands up looking at a football and various sports balls. 3: Join roller derby!
Comic: 4 things roller derby and football have in common. 1, we go hard. 2, we stop every 2 minutes to stand around in between plays. 3, We celebrate after every game like we're going to Disneyland. 4, we have the best fans.
Candy heart reads, "Like my bearings, my love for you will never change."
3 wolves howl at a moon bathed in the colors of the trans flag. The pack is queer.
In the New Year I want to... Hit hard, eat potatoes, play more derby
Parlor City Roller Derby remains committed to supporting trans, nonbinary, and gender non-conforming people on and off the track. You are welcome here.
A cluster of roller derby-themed candy hearts that say things like, Sweet Hit, Like my bearings my love for you will never change, and I'd never call off a jam with you.