Juli Emry

@parodyite.bsky.social

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Sedimentology-Stratigraphy/Geobiology/Raman Spectroscopy PhD. Current Professional pet-sitter/dog walker - yes, it's a real job.

Our cat Alice Cooper who squished himself into a bowl he barely fits into.
Zoom in on the image showing the zucchini stem.
Nessie the cat sprawled out in a laundry basket of bed sheets that were fresh out of the dryer.
A ball python snake in a bath of water
An orange cat representing an uncooked shrimp curled up next to a grey cat representing a cooked shrimp.
A video of isopods, commonly known as rolly-pollys
Plastic porch skeleton wearing pink bunny ears and a skirt with a pattern of the outline of the state of Nebraska.
Alice Cooper the cat chasing and batting the cloth I was using to clean the floor.
One does not simply migrate a legacy code language to a shiny, new code language meme based on the Lord of the Rings "One does not simply walk into Mordor" quote
Phone weather notification for Lawrence KS, U.S. that says wind expected today.
Donald Trump said he didn't sign the act to deport Venezualens. Marco Rubio said it needed to be done. Donald Trump said Joe Biden's pardons were illegal because he supposedly didn't sign them. Someone else in the was responsible.
A plastic human skeleton wearing a green Irish Tam hat with a skeleton unicorn on her shoulder and a skeleton cat by her feet.
Top side of a two inch long piece of chert that is vaguely tool-looking
I'm going to stick with the rules before 2010. When science, facts, and truth still mattered.
James Surowiecki tweeted, "Post chart showing that the claim that we're sending millions of Social Security checks to people aged 100+ is false. MAGA guy replying to tweet that includes the chart: You have no receipts! A troll responded with a screenshot of text from a 2023 OIG report. Highlighted paragraph reads - Death information missing from the Numident and DMF hampers both SSA and Government-wide efforts to prevent and detect fraud and misuse.
An albino Bristlenose Plecostemus fish with lots of wirey bristle growths on its head.
A cat batting a cleaning cloth while it is being swept around a kitchen counter.
A bot-follow account with 3.7K followers and no posts.
Three cats curled up like shrimp next to a picture of three shrimp
Pot full of chili soup.
A paper bag containing a clumping litter cat pee ball with a cartoon mouse face drawn on it and some steel wool.
Spazzy Christmas lights to the beat of The Ramones Merry Christmas (I don't want to fight tonight)
Four cats snuggled together on a chair.
A ball python having a bath in a metal food service pan.
Our cat sitting in the roasting pan.
A hide-a-key rock that is edited so you can't see the details of the rock.
The finished pecan pie.
Closer images of the wormy-looking features on the cone-shaped rock.
The top and bottom of a cone shaped rock that has wormy-looking features running around it.
A pie crust with very inconsistency shaped curved fluting on the top rim of the crust.
Profile image showing I have 980 followers on Bluesky.
A series of cookbooks on a kitchen shelf plus paperbacks of Strunk and White Elements of Style and The Miniature Guide to Critical Thinking.
Hubs doning his kilt and an Irish knitted sweater.
Hubs and I on the pier in St. Andrews, Scotland.
Tonight's Kansas sunset with broad bands of color in the sky.
A sazarac mixed drink - rye whiskey, absinthe, simple syrup, bitters and lemon/orange.
Our Bristlenose plecostomus fish continues to develop larger and larger bristles on its head as it grows bigger.
Three Jack-O-Lanterns in the dark lit up by candles.
That is not funny written phonetically to sound like a german accent as "Zat iss not fanny"
In evolutionary theory, natural selection describes why some things exist and others do not. Darwin’s theory of evolution and its modern synthesis point out how selection among variants in the past generates current functionality, as well as a forward-looking process. Neither addresses the space in which new phenotypic variants are generated.
An antisemtic post deleted by the author who claims she isn't antisemitic.
T on my shoulder and arm.
T the ball python
An orange tabby cat that fell asleep with her front legs and head shoved into a wool slipper.
A broken plastic skeleton in three plant pots. His torso and head are in one pot. His pelvis and legs are upside down in a second pot. His right arm is in a third pot.
The face of a limestone sample with a geopetal structure consisting of the incompletely cement-filled shell. There are two more cement-filled shell geopetals that support which direction is stratigraphically up.
A different face of a limestone sample with geopetal structures consisting of brachipods and bivalves. The lower parts of the shells were filled with sediment. The upper parts of the shells contain a later phase of clear, calcite cement that filled in the remaining space.
a limestone sample with geopetal structures consisting of brachipods and bivalves. The lower parts of the shells were filled with sediment. The upper parts of the shells contain a later phase of clear, calcite cement that filled in the remaining space.
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An anole lizard in hand caught after a short escape while I was cleaning their tank.
Sample of beach rock legally imported from Costa Rica in 2019.
A plastic decorative skeleton sitting in a disarticulated pile on the front patio.
Pelecypod (clam) grainstone formed in a high-energy, shallow marine channel environment
One sample of laminated gypsum and anhydrite formed in a restricted evaporative basin. Second sample is the same unit, but is broken up and shows evidence of dissolution. This sample is karstic breccia from caves that formed in the Castille Fm.
Zoomed in image of the arkose.
An arkose sandstone (lightly cemented grus) formed from heavily weathered granite.
A sandstone with various kinds of trace-fossils.
Close-up image of the mudcracks on a surface of this sandstone sample.
A fine-grained sandstone sample with preserved mud cracks.
Four kid, under 1 year old, dairy goats being shown in a ring at the Nebraska State Fair.