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@parsenoire.com

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๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ โ€ข 30s โ€ข he/him โ€ข border collie furry game dev & top dog @animalworkshop.co ๐ŸŸจ๐Ÿš€ maker of rocketpult mini https://play.date/g/rtptm ๐Ÿ“ฆ9๏ธโƒฃ previously @jackboxgames.com icon: @doginacafe.bsky.social banner: @kasettetape.bsky.social ๐Ÿ”— https://parsenoire.com

PARSENOIRE COMMISSIONS OPEN - JUNE 2026 Now on VGen CONVENTION BADGES Priority for Anthrocon Pickup - [new lower base price!] $150 simple pose (shoulder crop only) - $175 custom pose (waist crop, arms, props, etc.) more info and submit a request at vgen.co/parsenoire
a deer with large antlers, red hair, and red-tipped ears hiking along a snowy path in the mountains
a photo of the shaft of a broken combination lock held above a pelican case
Getting into the Video Game Industry May 7th, 2026 Marriott Marquis Atlanta B8 (International 8-9-10) / Marriott Want to work in video games, but can't find a way to get your foot in the door? Or just want to know what it's like to work on a AAA or indie title? Join us for a Q&A session with a team of industry veterans from various disciplines, and we'll answer any burning questions you might have about interviewing, portfolio creation, or working in the industry in general!
parse as a mlp unicorn character, with a white body, dark gray/black mane, square glasses, and a cutie mark of a laptop with code brackets
an mspaint doodle of parse with the "calarts bean mouth"
PARSENOIRE COMMISSIONS OPEN - APRIL 2026 NOW ON VGEN - $100 game art style test (artistic liberty) - $150 stylized portrait (the parse special) - $175 convention badge (priority for FWA delivery) more info and submit a request at vgen.co/parsenoire
a screenshot of an ARIA debugging tool, showing content groups and text descriptions of media elements
a screen recording of the anthrosocal.org registration tier animations, featuring character portraits by @awd.bsky.social
a screen recording of the anthrosocal.org home page animation, featuring key art by @yibozone.bsky.social
a teal collie wearing a white shirt and light brown pants reclining on a sofa watching tv, in a living room where the outside window shows a purple sky in space
a light brown/tan collie with blue eyes, wearing a blue scarf, purple coat, and maroon shirt with a floral design, holding up two paws playfully with a big open-mouth smile, over a bright magenta/green/blue/white iridescent background
a brown-toned shiba wearing glasses and an argyle vest sitting on a lakeside dock, surrounded by forest trees underneath a purple starry sky
a brown wolf in a duffel coat and blue scarf sitting on a cliff's edge, eyes closed and smiling
a brown bear with lavender hair wearing neon-colored ski gear making a carved turn towards the viewer on a snowy mountain slope
Your ฮ”E(OK) JND 0.0011 Either you have superhuman cone cells or you got very lucky. I'm going with lucky. This is absurdly below the theoretical JND. Your monitor is doing something weird. Or both.
a playdate with a corner of dead pixels on the screen, on a graphics tablet displaying a mask of the dead pixels drawn with aseprite, and a phone mounted on a clamp zoomed in on the broken pixels as a magnifier
screenshot of brian david gilbert's "this video got me a job" with the "countdown until brian runs out of money" screen, but "brian" is replaced with "parse" and "63 days" is removed
PARSENOIRE COMMISSIONS OPEN - MARCH 2026 NOW ON VGEN - $100 game art style test (artistic liberty) - $150 stylized portrait (the parse special) - $175 convention badge (rush order available) more info and submit a request at vgen.co/parsenoire
PARSENOIRE COMMISSIONS - MARCH 2026 NOW ON VGEN - $100 game art style test (artistic liberty) - $150 stylized portrait (the parse special) - $175 convention badge (rush order available) more info and get notified at vgen.co/parsenoire
a collie with teal markings relaxing in a hammock above bright green grass
an anthro cheetah holding onto the edges of the image staring down directly ahead with a menacing expression
(Screenshot of dialed.gg's result screen) You ranked 86,603 out of 311,624 44.67/50 Tetrachromat or obsessive? Either way, maybe go outside. ENTER INITIALS PRS
screenshot of brian david gilbert's "this video got me a job" with the "countdown until brian runs out of money" screen, but "brian" is replaced with "parse" and the "6" in "63 days" is removed
four frames from Despicable Me where gru is presenting his plan to steal the moon
PARSENOIRE COMMISSIONS OPEN - FEBRUARY 2026 - $100 game art style test (artistic liberty) - $150 stylized portrait (full body option available) - $175 convention badge (rush options available) more info and submit a request at https://bark.zone/comms
(screenshot of tf2 chat) Mitch4ce (blu) : oh god Mitch4ce (blu) : dr sex is invincible Mitch4ce (blu) : we can't stop him doctor sex (red) : doctor sex
a deer with a light gray hoodie and red scarf, sitting atop scaffolding in a construction yard, eating a sandwich (the video is looping with a boiling lines effect)
a deer with pink hair, dark gray hoodie with green accents, and a coffee cup, sitting at a cafรฉ table in front of a large circular window into space (the video is looping with a boiling lines effect)
a spotify playlist cover titled "This Is Parse" with a doodle of a mellow parse with unkempt facial hair and bags under their eyes
a mspaint doodle showing the general composition of the request, with labels "rain throughout" / "lightning strike" / "lots of light coming from the bolt" near the top and right, "urban-ish landscape/warehouses and such" / "construction railings/girders (idk how to draw this)" / "kaara sitting somewhere within the girders - sitting somewhat profile to the viewer, looking on the landscape below" in the left half, and "construction site stuff" in the bottom half
parse's Steam Replay 2025 - 11 Games Played - 54 Achievements - 67 Sessions - 3 New Games Most Played Games (by % of playtime) 1. Death Stranding Director's Cut (64%) 2. VRChat (14%) 3. Balatro (12%) 4. Burnout Paradise Remastered (4%) 5. The Jackbox Party Pack 9 (2%)
For your consideration, nominate ROCKETPULT mini for: - Outstanding Technical Achievement (SDK) - Outstanding Visual Achievement (SDK) - Best Sound Design - Best Arcade Game - Best Action Game in The Playdate Community Awards 2025
items/stir_fry_noodles - item_stir_fry_noodles.gd - item_stir_fry_noodles.gd.uid - item_stir_fry_noodles.tscn - item_stir_fry_noodles_info.tres
pine (cargo space) with a surprised expression and stance, looking above
screenshot of recent activity section of nintendo store app, showing playtime of Kirby Air Riders at 16h 0m
photo of kirby air riders online license with the tag "fluffy puppy dog"
PARSE'S EXPERIMENTAL COMMISSIONS / $100 - Game Art Style Test (Full Artistic Liberty) / Get yours at bark.zone/comms
robo's character judy at a bar smiling and sitting crosslegged, with a sign behind them in the exact pose saying "DO NOT SERVE"
screenshot of Kirby Air Riders: Global Test Ride with countdown timer at 6 hr. 07 min.
screenshot of ROCKETPULT mini's catalog thumbnail with the price at $4 (20% off)
photo of the clear screen in sound voltex, showing s-rank ultimate chain on chocolate planet at novice (05) difficulty
[Image of BARK BARK BARK shirt in Ash (light heather) and Tweed (dark gray heather)] ANIMAL WORKSHOP x PARSENOIRE Preorders open for a limited time! Help us keep the lights on and fund our game projects! BARK.ZONE/SHIRT
balatro game over screen, defeated by small blind, ante 12, round 32, best hand 23,904,465
balatro best win streak 1 [1]
balatro win screen (rare) against crimson heart boss blind with 0 hands / 0 discards remaining
art of parse by @wutanimations.bsky.social
a can of Peans (not quite peas, and not quite beans; it's something special in-between)
a screenshot of ROCKETPULT mini on the Playdate Catalog, with a discount badge of 20% off, reducing the price from $5 to $4
steam library screenshot with the game "CARGO SPACE" selected