Partial Order

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Screenshot of the wikipedia page of Lady Gaga’s “LoveGame.” Highlighted is a section that reads “Gaga had explained that the term “disco stick” is a euphemism for a penis”
By Jesse McKinley and Sarah Maslin Nir.
A 42 minute youtube video with a thumbnail that tells the viewer to reject the outdoors and embrace their phone. It is titled “The case against logging off.”
A TV tuned into a news station with the headline “Bill Would Make Childbirth Free.”
I don’t want a millionaire. I don’t want a six-pack. I just want someone whose brain isn’t held together by expired memes and Dorito dust. And yet, LET ME SHARE SOME HIGHLIGHTS 1. Cat guy. Not “has a cat” guy. No. This man was the crazy cat lady reincarnated into a 24-year-old dude. 15+ cat pictures. A DAY. I tried flirting. He replied with more cat facts. I tried being sexy. He sent me a cat in a hat. His entire personality? Fur.