patrick

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Bo Dietl & @BoDietl Why don't you shit up fatso 10:30 AM • 2020-06-20
tim heidecker on trial holding up paper with "the china connection" written on it
big thing of fried clams
11 empty miller lites next to a partially filled glass of beer
Snakeroot talking to some skaters about how everyone is biting his shit
mini fridge by a dumpster. It has a sticker that says CALIFORNIA RESIDENTS ONLY - WARNING: Cancer and Reproductive Harm - www.P65Warnings.ca.gov SOLO RESIDENTES DE CALIFORNIA ADVERTENCIA: Cáncer y daño reproductivo - www.P65Warnings.ca.gov
Personal Blog @DinkMagic computer time computer crime everyone walks the computer line every one walks, the computer line Neil young "computer" 1983
black hat that says exits in tiny letters
Toilet with Pressurized Tank Floor Mount, 30-3/4" High x 19" Wide x 31" Deep Overall
Lissitzky “The New Man”
bread tag
Pharrell Williams famously wore his giant "Mountain" hat at the 56th Annual Grammy Awards on January 26, 2014.
Water bomber plane full of piss, dropping a huge load of piss into the reflecting pool
drawing of Harry crane from a mad magazine parody of mad men. He is a disgusting pig
horse inside building
an aging Charles Bronson in “Death Wish 9”
Movie theater. Guy looking to the sky saying “but why did he belong to a secret society?”
future canon @futurecanon Reading about this guy - he's in a v. succesful band, used to love Mulder & Scully, now doesn't. It's in the Jamie xx Ex X-Filephile File.
sandwich wrapped in foil landing on table making whump sound
25,098 words (I'm back... @legalminimum.bsky.social I'm reminded of the time the staff ecologist for McDonald's (yep) told me they decided not to do a shrimp sandwich because they would fish the world's oceans clean of all shrimp in 3 years. 2:21 AM • Jun 22, 2026
"Youre not a pimp if you skimp on the shrimp" @CultureOfDinners (man eating food in resraurant)
SUCK IT DOWN Wordmark Status Goods & services Class Serial Owners SUCK IT DOWN DEAD ABANDONED IC 009: computer programs downloadable from local area networks, wide... 009, 016, 028 75365744 Ion Storm, L.P. (LIMITED PARTNERSHIP; DELAWARE, USA)
Boot that says SUFFER CRAB MAN SUFFER
president bush being informed of a second rocktagon
tiny classroom
tiny curling rink
6 youtube videos that are all about 10 members of TV shows who got murdered. the thumbnails are smiling headshots of people with text like SHOT TO DEATH or DROWNED or DIED BY MURDER
3dfx spinning logo
Rodney Dangerfield
Stock photo of smiling guy with a rifle
smiling business man pointing gun at his head and waving
a train tank car with the Hooket Chemicals logo. it’s a little model train car. the guys in the mall who do model train stuff sometimes were there today.
Simpson military school guy pointing at horse and saying get to work I wanna see my face in that horses ass
Headlining the bewildered response as the show went from New York to Boston and Chicago was Nude Descending a Staircase by an obscure French artist named Duchamp, drawing more than its share of lampoons in the press. "Food Descending a Staircase, " "The Rude Descending a Staircase
Jay Leno talking on phone
Eric Andre standing on a guys shoulders in trench coat
PLEASE KEEP THE “DOOR” CLOSEd!!! (Thank You 😊)
“this isn’t my handwriting I printed this from a computer”
(YouTube thumbnail of a guy) I Zoned Out In 8th Grade And Lowkey Never Zoned Back In 23K views • 2 days
clipper of two guys fighting and it says political satire
Four Richard Dunns
achewood Daaamn, my MENSA renewal is here! (Letter from Mensa) Hello, Ray Smuckles! It's time to renew your membership in MENSA, the international society of genuises！ To renew, simply answer the following riddle, mail in your check, and brace yourself for another incredible year as yourself! Sincerely, (Mensa Test) Eight letters have been dropped onto the ground next to a volume containing the complete works of Pliny the Elder. When untangled, what do they spell? KNOW: - $65 (do not guess) Your Answer: THANKS! DON'T KNOW: - $75 (Cheque) $ 75.00 DOLLARS -= RAY
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Drinkable Cheeseburger from NuCaloric
video of the guy driving the bakery truck that got hit by the plane but it has the audio of ken marino singing and crashing the van from wet hot american summer
guy out in public wearing big stupid looking headphones and the caption says "These are some of the greatest headphones I ever made"
packwatch video but instead of james worthy smoking big cigar its tim osborne's gorgeous footage of a red-winged blackbird singing on a chilly morning. so it looks like the bird is smoking.
I'd like to try the Longshot or the Outland, but I know how unpleasant it feels to get hit, and I don't want to be the one doing the hitting.
austin powers driving the little cart in the tunnel and hitting the walls with half life 1 sound effects
Mario t-posing, yoshi looking stoned at
Andre 3000 in the Hey Ya video about to say the line about the sugar and the neighbour
guy who likes "taking a nice shower" starter pack images of a shower head, bar of soap, loofah, shampoo, smiling guy leaning out of shower
tier 1 operator pointing his rifle at Punxatawney Phil who is being held by a man in a top hat (i dont think i made this one)
after eating 37 olives traight out of jar while standing in front of refrigeratorer at 1:34am (picture of fish swimming) 2:12 am going back for more olive (fish with legs on snow)
hillary clinton dress as a clown with text SARAH SQUIRM, inzanelyrejected style
chat gpt prompt - write a diplomatic email to the husband of a woman you're in love with from online who you're planning to visit in person chat gpt response - I figure if I'm going to be within shooting distance of you, I better try some diplomacy before I arrive. I know this is all crazy for you, it's all crazy for me, and it's double crazy for Laura, who is the person I'm trying to protect and accommodate most of all in this process. People fall in love and people fall out of love and love changes all the time, but rarely for one person do they have so many things to consider, so many people to love, give attention to, and please as Laura does. It's also rare to come across the one person you truly believe you're meant to be with, and not only have her married and with kids to boot, but also 2000 miles away in another sovereign nation. This isn't a fling or a tryst or an affair, it's two people being bowled over by discovering a deep wellspring of powerful emotions, and a connection that they never thought possible. I don't covet Laura, want to make her mine alone, or steal her away as much as I want to find any way possible to be in her light and warmth, and to nurture her, protect her, and grow with her, for me, and everyone else, as much as I can. I don't judge people, ever. Laura doesn't badmouth you, you're not some loser guy we scheme against in our private conversations Through everything she's shown that she loves you deeply and wants to continue a large portion of the life you've built together with but also explore and grow in other ways. It was hard for me to accept at first too, but I've done so, because again, she's just that god damned incredible a human being. So yeah. That's where we are. I don't expect or anticipate a response, our relationship can be as distant or as friendly as we want going forward, when things are settled and comfortable and people adjusted. Life is crazy, and hard, but most unfa [alt text too long - it's "the Wife Email"]
girls at a party looking at me weird because i am shooting heroin into my arm
women dancing tiktok Ben's NUmber Juice Tips: - Magazines are boks - If your copy of The Book of the New Sun is missing 700 pages because someone (wink!) cut them out, it still counts! - Just lie
girls with the time machine - i am your grand daughter / really? horse owners with the time machine - (guy looking at horse with broken leg) i cam back to shoot you some more because I love that
subway not very good most of the time but sometimes it is good (photo of subway sub) my brother in christ sub way