Domestic Mousewife 🐭 (Pastel)

@pasteldisaster.bsky.social

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Sup we're Pastel! we mostly just shitpost and yell about mice and video games. They/She / 29 / Plural / ΘΔ / Minors begone! 🔞

Larynde Warframe please answer my calls i'm on my hands and knees begging
Subway advertisement for a hotdog in a sandwich bun with the tagline "SUBDOG" in the subway font
Meme of a flaming blue skull with "Typo in the Group Chat" "you see this shit?" "Now you went and fucked up" in various styles of bold text over top of it
The three members of the Atlantic Canadian emo band Give Freely doing a sound check before starting their set. The band's name has been spray painted on the underside of the bridge behind them
Four musicians in handmade balaclava type masks perform underneath a bridge. Multicolored stage lights illuminate everything in blue, pink, green and yellow. The silhouettes of several members of the crowd stand between the band and the camera.
A feminine robotic figure with a large black rectangular visor covering the top half of its synthetic face. Barcode-like tattoos run down its grey, silicon cheeks toward black lipsticked lips. It wears a skintight black and green jumpsuit with various tactical harnesses and pouches
Father Gascoigne fromBbloodborne with a speech bubble style cutout as if he's saying the quoted post
Tyler the creator's iconic "unfollow me now" tweet
mina the hollower steam library page, installed and ready to play
Deadlock screenshot of a Dynamo with the screen name "Footjob Futanari" and an Infernus named "Catgirl Tailjob"
Deadlock UI showing one team with all four players dead and the other team all alive. Drifter, on the living team, has a speech bubble under his portrait saying "Good job everypony"
The post match screen from Pokemon champions. A young, blonde haired pokemon trainer in white and black athletic gear stands next to a match summary. The UI shows they've just reached the master ball tier (the equivalent of most games' Platinum tier)
An image of my Darktide character Callista, A tall, muscular woman with short dark hair and a tired but confident smirk. She is wearing a ragtag assortment of Astra Militarum gear with a pair of welding goggles currently resting unused on her forehead. A slew of long purity seals hang like tassels from the right side of her "uniform's" belt.
An edited version of the "your brain: run by goblin" meme with the goblin replaced with a mothroach from the game space station 14. The revised text reads "You are DUMB. You are SAD. your brain: run by MOTHROACH! PULL him out and FEED HIM". The baseball bat has been replaced by a textbox from in game that reads "add 1 x Cloth" with a small icon of a roll of fabric
Jolteon from the late 90s / early 00s pokémon anime
A closeup of a little brown bat lying on a log, it's wings folded in. It is very round and fuzzy
The "bad syndrome" meme but various details are changed to reference the game Rimworld. A low opacity portrait of Randy Random can be seen near the bottom
An image of Josh Peck in crudely photoshopped Roman armour, standing next to the open mouth of a cave.
A three by three collection of various video game covers. From top left to bottom right they are: Space Station 14, Warframe, Titanfall 2, Pyre, Old School Runescape, Fallen London, Pokémon Colosseum, Kirby Air Ride, and Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin
A YouTube thumbnail for a video titled "a list of men I need to hear whimper". The thumbnail shows sonic the hedgehog next to a large blue speech bubble that reads "i lik it when men whimper"
Delay #4 🥳
"""Small Indie Company""" Blizzard Entertainment trying to explain why launching the same nearly two decade old expansion for the third time takes 24 hours of planned downtime and 12 hours of unplanned downtime
a low-poly character from Oldschool Runescape, standing in a library in game. She has blonde hair and is wearing a white dress with open sides, black leggings and various silver jewellery. She is holding a twisted grey staff topped with a white orb with mist swirling around it
a discord screenshot Violet (She/Her) || Pastel System - 1:28 am "holy shit this bitch can draw" Morgan (She/They) || Pastel System - 1:29 am "it astounds me every time i swear"
A screenshot of steam recap, showing stats on Space Station 14, amounting to 9% of my total steam playtime this year
A bust style icon of an anthropomorphic moth person with pale yellow fur, wearing a grey jumpsuit and large round glasses. They have a large fuzzy ruff of fur around their neck. A nonbinary flag pin is affixed to the breast of their jumpsuit, with a nametag on the other side reading "Dusty"
An image of a pair of round framed glasses on a white background. The post text just reads "slut"
an image of a pixelated xenomorph in a glass cage in a space station hallway. a box with examine text reads "A Praetorian left over from the station's initial security sweep. Has a pair of bloodied dog tags engraved with the name "Pvt. Dale" stuck in its maw"
Pokemon youtube channel announcement of a new mega lucario design
A screenshot of a courtroom in the game Space Station 14. Several security officers are firing at a clone of a moth person, buckled to a chair in the center of the room. Onlookers cheer and scream in delight and horror
A screenshot of the Oldschool Runescape login screen, stylized as the view from an old sailing ship for the release of the sailing skill
Gyre Warframe, my beloved
An uncooked pumpkin pie sits on a floured table alongside various cooking utensils and dirtied bowls. A cookbook sits closed at the edge of the table, next to a large chunk of unshaped pie dough
A batch of homemade cheesy jalapeño biscuits fresh out of the oven, still cooling on the baking sheet
A selfie of Pastel zoomed in on their big round glasses like the ones in the post
a squad of infantry grunts from Titanfall 2
Meme of a cop diving towards the camera with a fish-eye lens effect. The cop's face has been replaced with the logo for Clip Studio Paint. Another cop with the MSPaint icon for a face is reaching for his gun. A caption above the image reads in bold text "SHE'S REACHING FOR HER TABLET!!!"
A mousegirl with blond and cream coloured fur, and big, round glasses. She's wearing a low-cut grey tanktop and a black collar
Panel from Homestuck of future Dave Strider facing off against Insane Clown Posse on the Whitehouse roof
A semi-transparent Canada placed overtop of Greenland on a map, highlighting the most common problem with the Mercator projection. Nunavut in particular stretches wildly past the edges of the map like some sort of geological horror
Chilling in a PEAK lobby with my wife since discord voice is down
The "Beware of the Pipeline meme" with the various stages of Fallen London's Monster Hunter Career replacing the pronouns. The last stage has been replaced by the therian/otherkin flag. Excerpts from the game text are overlaid semi-transparently, reading "something in you demands that you drop onto all fours" "as if you were a dog Haring after a distant torchlight" "would it be too much to remove your shoes?"
A poster for the weapon manufacturer Vladof from Borderlands 2. It features a silver sci-fi assault rifle and the text "Seize you're moment with The People's Weapon. VLADOF"
a further edit of the image where all words have been replaced by a single huge instance of the word "MEN!!"
A draw-over of Lilith's previously posted photo. She is still wearing a black suit with a fleur de lis motif on one breast of the blazer. a cartoonish mask of her fursona has been drawn over her face to make her look like a PAYDAY heister
An old, well loved paperback copy of Redwall by Brian Jaques. There is a slight tear in the bottom of the cover and a small ink stain near the top. A mouse in a green, belted robe raises a sword and shield against snakes coiled in the decorative margins.
Pootis Engage sex now gif
An image of Leo DiCaprio in The Wolf of Wall Street pointing at the TV off screen
A young woman wearing a pink shirt and black skirts stands in the middle of a brick footpath. She looks curiously at her hands which appear to be on fire, though unharmed. The young woman is labeled "Trans Women" and the flames are labeled "Pyromancy"
An image of the character Psycho Mantis from the Metal Gear Solid video games. He is wearing a long, dark trench coat, and his face is obscured by a black gas mask. He is ominously hovering in mid-air