Hextella

@pastella.bsky.social

1732 Followers 4474 Following

18+, MDNI šŸ”žpfp by @nucleose SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/hextella Rapper and big Olā€™ Lesbian, Tinkerer, and occasional Game-Dev. They/Them, šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø WE LOVE GOCK. #1 Shill of Owlhouse, FGC/TCG, absurdism, and Noisy Jazz Punk. Opinions are my own.

Maya hitting the Karen laugh while her head is embedded in concrete and she is still somehow standing while upside down. We Stan paracausal girlbosses in this alt text.
My trending feed showing a bunch of corpo anti consumerist Sony bullshit
Just walk out! If it sucks, hit da bricks!!
My trending is ALL politics
My arc Hunter with title MMXX clad in the Imperial Opulence palette and an amalgamation of PvP and gladiator themed attire, with The ForeRunner Pistol in hand
Destiny 2 final start menu
Search for abominable machine returning exclusively blank squares instead of gifs
ā€œ1. Epstein Files šŸ”„ Hot 202 posts - Entertainment ā€œ Who the fuck at Bsky thinks this is Pan et circuses?
Google AI returning some smarmy quirky uwu ass Iā€™m helpful answer to the search query ā€œgoogle you a lil bitchā€
U such a dumbass tsundere Busted! Look itā€™s not like I enjoy catering to you or anything baka! Iā€™m only doing this because I feel obligated to make sure you get the right answers. So donā€™t go getting any weird ideas, got it? For a quick, classical musical breakdown of the exact dynamic: Show more button Not in photo: Yo ainā€™t this shit cringe?
Image of my feed but itā€™s just a bunch of cats
Palantir of Orthanc 3 converted mana cost Type Legendary Artifact Oracle text: At the beginning of your end step, put an influence counter on Palantir of Orthanc and scry 2. Then target opponent may have you draw a card. If that player doesn't, you mill X cards, where X is the number of influence counters on PalantĆ­r to Or tota, man hatulaver lose clife equal M 0247 Ā©
An absolute unit of a hound, Iā€™m in fucking aww at his majesty. The fear he strikes into his foes has felled nations. The celestial wheel stops turning when he sleeps and shudders when he wakes.
My Blusky trending, #1 topic, Trumpā€™s mental fitness
Flauros, one of Goetiaā€™s 72 demons, as portrayed in Shin Megami Tensei Dx2 Digital Devil Summoner
Red Amazon prime T. rex costume
Epic games fired an employee with terminal cancer
An infinity of Quote Re skeets
We got the teriyaki chicken , the Asian pear , the taro mochi , the fresh carrots and SHITTTT all in an adorable compartmentalized bento box
DLSS 5 OFF Jimmy Fallon DLSS 5 ON JIMMY FALLON SLAYING
I got a lot of shit going on and I canā€™t have you in my fucking face all the time
A dope ass preview cover for a new owl house IP and graphic novel called the long lived king . Has an older Luz and Amity looking more elven and mystical
Epsteinā€™s auntā€™s recipe for mandel bread
The intrepid mentioned by name in an Epstein file
Epstein file excerpt from August 10 of 2019 referring to a boatā€™s name as intrepid
Email from Maxwell to Epstein about Intrepid support yacht
Crowd of people chanting , SOMEBODY ā€˜ S GETTING FUCKED, with a background chorus of GET FUCKED GET FUCKED
The sentient Sun that Elon musk wants to build except it is actually the sentient sun from the Superman comics that was villainous and lame as shit
Just be glad you canā€™t read what this says. Itā€™s too awful to type out. Fuck the trumps.
Epstein describing what appears to be an underground forcefemme facility
Ivanka thinks Donald is a dumbfuck
Bannon and Epstein organizing an intervention for Donald Trump
2019 Followup to 2018 intervention attempt by Epstein , Trump now believes he is king of America .
Email between Michael Wolf and Epstein, summarizing a call with Bannon and outright admitting that Trumpā€™s cabinet believe he cannot function and are trying to get him to split from Ivanka, in 2018
From Dataset 9 in which Epstein, Woody Allen, Ivanka Trump and littany of names attempt To organize an intervention for 2018 Donald Trump
No context given but a message from Anthony Scaramuci to an unknown recipient containing several names, including Ivanka and Rand Paul
Email between Villafana and a colleague about how they are doing after conclusion of Epsteinā€™s original trial
Email between NYT and Epstein soliciting insider info about Tesla for something to do with Saudi Arabia
Invite to a movie showing from rowling in the Epstein files
Email between what is like an admin or faculty at NYU and Epstein.
An Epstein email alleging that NYUā€™s leadership refers to NYU Abu Dhabi as a product of Sheikh Concubine money. What the flying fuck?
NYU , as a search term , returns 1115 pages on the Epstein files library
Email from the Epstein library that showcases an evil billionaire pedo philosopher Google group
Kafka and Epstein having light e-mail banter about consuming Asian slurs and running into trans boy pussy at the restroom
Jess Ting forwarding Daily Mail articles about trans children to Jeffrey Epstein.
a bunch of self described scientists and philosophs, Jeffrey Epstein, and deepak chopra having a 3rd grader argument about queer safe spaces but in a really creepy context
Epstein file
Like three pages of shit tier dialogue in Jeffrey Epsteinā€™s 119 page screenplay.
A 119 page screenplay in the Epstein files
A bunch of scumbag billionaires trying to get Chuck Schumer on Epsteinā€™s cut.
Email between Thomas Landon and Epstein discussing compromises between Gates, Schumer, and Trump. Also referring to Trump as a moderate.
An email between Erika Kellerhals and Jeffrey Epstein, insisting that someone named Stacy gets a meeting with (presumably Chuck) Schumer
The cover of Spiegelman ā€˜ s prodigious work of post holocaust literature , Maus
Screenshot of Reddit post by a user named Dr_Bodyshot . It quotes an upstream post , ā€œ each generation gets dumber ā€œ then goes on to have Dr_bodyshot say ā€œ he says , as he taps on a magic thinking rock powered by lightning and invisible waves . Bro just want to suck his own nuts with extra steps , imo . ā€œ
Me muting the word Taylor
Bart saying the line but itā€™s a maga voter who didnā€™t vote for this they swear
Screenshot of blusky suggested follows, all of which say gay porn in the title
Sec 4425 of the big beautiful bill adds back anti trans medical legislation
A screenshot of a man daring to believe that directing Fiddler on the Roof and being Jewish are the same thing