pated @pated.dev · Apr 1 Starting this year, players who: - fall asleep while looking at the portal - experience at least 4 REM cycles per night - have at least 1 déjà vu per month - reacted correctly to the sign will be invited to visit their nearest deep sea alien interface.
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By accepting this invitation, you agree to: - be abducted by non-human entities - enter altered spacetime and lose all sense of time - return after several days to several decades - understand the meaning of life (side effects may include severe discomfort)