Patented Phil

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the opposite of a "social media influencer" • aka carnageasada • former ui / ux design lead at bungie • illustrations are here • no ai learning / unauthorized use / unauthorized reproduction please http://patentedphil.com/

Platedroot Flower Nectar // Out of Context Children’s Book Pages It was the perfect day for a hike out to the Sputtering Swamplands. Gondella had recently tapped a Platedroot Flower and was planning to bring back enough nectar for the neighborhood picnic.
Platedroot Flower Nectar // Out of Context Children’s Book Pages It was the perfect day for a hike out to the Sputtering Swamplands. Gondella had recently tapped a Platedroot Flower and was planning to bring back enough nectar for the neighborhood picnic.
Creature looks at a vinyl album. Caption reads: "I tested positive for COVID last week and lost my sense of taste. I ended up buying a U2 album."
Creature looks at a vinyl album. Caption reads: "I tested positive for COVID last week and lost my sense of taste. I ended up buying a U2 album."
Frangles agreed with Montry. This month’s hike through the volcanic Caverns of Longadoon was the highlight of the year for the Leggling Wanders Club. “The only things missing were snacks & beer,” they concluded.
Frangles agreed with Montry. This month’s hike through the volcanic Caverns of Longadoon was the highlight of the year for the Leggling Wanders Club. “The only things missing were snacks & beer,” they concluded.
The Spotted Egg Crickets of Montundo can be found throughout the soft wheatgrass fields that dot the Dorgy Valley. They are known to feast on the sunflower spuds that grow in the sunnier patches of the land — leaving behind partially eaten crumbs that fertilize the wheatgrass all across the valley.
The Spotted Egg Crickets of Montundo can be found throughout the soft wheatgrass fields that dot the Dorgy Valley. They are known to feast on the sunflower spuds that grow in the sunnier patches of the land — leaving behind partially eaten crumbs that fertilize the wheatgrass all across the valley.
As the Scutterpond Ticks sped through the pressurized cleaning system, toxic oils were flushed from their skin - bubbling to the surface as an earthy gas found to have a relaxing, warming effect on the Gobladapods.
As the Scutterpond Ticks sped through the pressurized cleaning system, toxic oils were flushed from their skin - bubbling to the surface as an earthy gas found to have a relaxing, warming effect on the Gobladapods.
The Monks of Formaggiotta // Out of Context Children’s Book Pages The Monks of Formaggiotta were known for their delicious, handmade Confetti Wine which they sold to support their monastery at the weekly farmers market in Tunglinton.
The Monks of Formaggiotta // Out of Context Children’s Book Pages The Monks of Formaggiotta were known for their delicious, handmade Confetti Wine which they sold to support their monastery at the weekly farmers market in Tunglinton.
Bookmark depicting a series of underground tunnels where strange bugs seek out small radishes and carrots from the ground.
Bookmark depicting a series of underground tunnels where strange bugs seek out small radishes and carrots from the ground.
Suspicious Dumplingcrabs // Out of Context Children’s Book Pages Families of Suspicious Dumplingcrabs would often emerge from their quarterly hibernation with temporary memory loss, sometimes spending weeks cautiously staring at one another trying to remember who they were.
Suspicious Dumplingcrabs // Out of Context Children’s Book Pages Families of Suspicious Dumplingcrabs would often emerge from their quarterly hibernation with temporary memory loss, sometimes spending weeks cautiously staring at one another trying to remember who they were.