Patrick Fitzgerald

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Shall hoarse Fitzgerald bawl his creaking couplets in a tavern hall? Fools are my theme, let Satire be my song. - Lord Byron YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@patmfitz 🚫DMs 🚫Crypto 🚫MAGA

A scene from Glengarry Glen Ross, a man holding brass balls on a string.
Donald opened up his case and he said “Let’s start this jam” And fire flew from his fingertips as he brought out Lindsey Graham With Guiliani backing up and slapping the tambourine He topped it off with go-go dancing Marjorie Taylor Green
Fruit Brute cereal box
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Embroidered wall hanging depicting the Coat of Arms of Norway.
Two posts on Twitter with “20 minute” conversations highlighted. Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He's still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes ... about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible. Nathaniel Reed @ReedReports NEW via Majority Whip Sen. John Barrasso (R-WY) spox Kate Noyes: "Senator Barrasso and Senator McConnell had a lengthy conversation early this afternoon. Their phone call lasted roughly 20 minutes... Senator McConnell was fully engaged and is eager to get back to the Senate."
A Dutch Baby pancake in a cast iron pan
Deer in my front yard
NGC cinema advertisement, with movie-branded items for the Minions movie, including a fleece blanket
BTS toys from McDonald’s
The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting pool, a bright emerald green due to algae blooms, has workers standing by trying to clean it. Comparing the pool to the Swamp of Sadness from the movie "The Neverending Story", the horse Artax is trapped in the water, while the boy Atreyu attempts to pull his reigns.
Three panel comic strip: • a dog holds a ball in his mouth and eagerly says “plz throw??” • a hand reaches for the ball and the dog angrily says “no take!!” • the dog angrily continues holding the ball in his mouth and says “ONLY THROW”
A scene from the “Lord of the Rings” movies: King Théoden sits on his throne as his advisor Grima Wormtongue places a hand on his shoulder.
A dessert that looks like Donald Trump. Cheesecake in a jar, with a pumpkin schmear “face makeup” and bourbon whipped cream “hair” and mini-chocolate chip “eyes”.
Mud wrestling scene from the movie “Stripes”. A large man (actor John Candy) wrestles in the mud with four women wearing bikinis.
A sign on a marble building reads "The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts" (after Donald J. Trump's name was removed from the sign.
A Flowbee hair cutting device
Picture of a female dancer in a stream striking a pose, with the caption "Megan Fitzgerald gets her kicks in the creek adjacent to Bolton Dining Hall. (Photos by Chamberlain Smith/UGA)" Another picture shows her standing in a stream next to an engineer's hard hat on a stone. A quote appears next to the photo: “I love choreography. That, in a way, is like engineering. You have to think of all these different aspects of a dance and put them together in a way that is artistic.” – MEGAN FITZGERALD, THIRD YEAR, DANCE AND ENVIRONMENTAL ENGINEERING
A woman serves a dish of flan
“Muddy Bites” snacks - miniature waffle cone common filled with chocolate
Picture of a tweet saying: The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist
A scene from “The Exorcist” with priests saying “the power of Christ compels you”
Freshly baked banana bread still in a pan, cooling on a rack.
Trump: "Most people don't know that dumb ends in a B"
A chicken costume for Halloween
A scene from the movie, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, in which the car unfurls its wings and starts to fly
Chocolate chip cookies
A scene from the movie Brazil in which actor Robert DeNiro says “Listen, kid, we’re all in it together”.
A kid wearing a striped jacket in the late 70's
Headshot of a young Mario Van Peebles
Parody of The Godfather in MAD Magazine
Donald Trump digs a grave next to Ivana's grave on his golf course.
Ivana Trump rides down the stairs
Movie scene from The Cable guy, parody of the prison window scene from Midnight Express.
Adrienne Barbeau performing in Pippin
A man looks surprised and says “that’s a penis!” (a scene from the television show Night Court)
Two pictures that show the similarity between: • Marjorie Taylor Greene • a neanderthal woman
Scene from Widows’s Bay featuring actor Stephen Root
Yoda passed out drunk after drinking too much tequila, with the text “Revenge of the Fifth”
An advertisement for Colt 45 malt liquor featuring Billy Dee Williams, holding an open can and standing next to a woman, with the tagline “it works every time”
Irish dancing by Michael Flatley in “Lord of the Dance”
A scene from the movie “Mars Attacks”: an old woman in a wheelchair points at the television and says “They blew up Congress!” and then she laughs.
Two old folks wearing BTS merch sweltering in the sun
Pizza with ham and pineapple
Movie poster for “Left Behind”
Donald Trump’s hand is puffy and covered with makeup
Telly Savalas portraying a demented soldier in "The Dirty Dozen", threatening a terrified German woman by holding a knife in front of her face.
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A scene from the movie "Best in Show" where a man driving a car explains how he can name a variety of nuts.
A blonde woman's face from a movie poster, splattered with blood, wide eyed with a demented look in her eyes and a smile on her face.
A shirtless Pete Hegseth double-fisting bottles of whiskey.
A scene from the movie "The Dirty Dozen" in which an underground bunker full of Nazis is doused with gasoline.
[AI-generated video] DoorDash grandma with Donald Trump. He retracts the tip he was about to give her and puts it back in his pocket. He grabs a McDonald's shake and sips it, looking down his nose at her, and she reacts with sadness.
A scene from the music video for "Walk This Way" showing Steven Tyler singing in fromt of Darryl "D.M.C." McDaniels
Jesus pops in from the left side and says “what?! Leave me out of this”
Johnny Cash sitting in a bush and eating with frosting smeared on his face.
A cartoon: a chocolate easter bunny has its tail bitten off and says "My butt hurts", while another has its ears bitten off and says "What??". Artist signature "GILL".
Song parody to the tune of "Keep Young and Beautiful": What’s cute about a MAGA cutie? It’s her beauty, and fame People make jokes about your marriage They disparage your name If your wife is cold, baby You could be a big cuckold lady Keep young and beautiful Keep inflating ‘til your boobs are full Keep young and beautiful If you want to be loved Make sure your blouse is stuffed With balloons, and give an extra puff Well hung, and boobs are full Now you’re sure to be loved
Protest signs: Donald Trump holding up a “No Kings” sign, and a raised fist with “no King Trump” that raises the middle finger to say “No Fucking Trump”.
Ivana Trump sliding down a long staircase.