Patrixmyth

@patri.xyz

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The experiment requires that we continue. My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions. Some of these are jokes. Never explain the boat. (He/Him) Sufficiently Indistinguishable. @yardcrow.com, @previously.blue, @built.blue

A deflated golden blob is purportedly on the field at the end of the World Cup, but I don't have a picture of him. Here's a collapsed giant inflatable world cup statue instead.
A hodgigogi stew. Beef, kimchi, potatoes, carrots, celery, red chili, and whatever didn’t run away fast enough when I opened the fridge.
Terrier alertly watches out window from bed.
Death is operating a claw game plucking a body. The caption reads- HEY, WHO UNPLUGGED THE MACHINE?WTF? Implying someone is interfering
Window poster for Stuttgart Bitchfest featuring a breasts stylized cherry logo, promising talks, music, workshopes and community.
a 2 panel comic. In the first panel a man looks anxious and perturbed with arms crossed. In the second panel, he throws up his arms and says 'I guess' as if he's conceding a point unhappily.
the portrait of me from an old military id, probably around 19yo.
A bee attempts to master the water spigot. (I let some out once it lifted off)
Cows with billboards that read 'Take more walks in shorts', reminiscent of Chik-fil-a ads.
Jack White and Stephen Colbert share a hotdog, 'Lady and the Tramp' style.
A drawing of kite looking creature. Labeled Diplodocus.
A sticker that originally said FCK CDU, but a leaf covers the second C, now reads FCK DU.
nytimes.com Arash Khamooshi for The New York Times Secret Assessments Contradict U.S. Claims of Decimation Iran has operational access to 30 of its 33 missile sites along the Strait of Hormuz, suggesting a far stronger military than President Trump has portrayed.
Calvin's dad raises a finger to make a point. (of Calvin & Hobbes)
A still from an ad before the main feature, Grogu towers in imax glory.
Chilidog with potato salad and dry snack pretzels
Hot dog buns and feuerwurst extra long franks.
Robin (ego), Bane (id), and Batman (Super Ego) Action Figures, outlined in blue rectangles. Ok, the id, ego and superego are not labelled, but it's IMPLIED!
Blurred snap of frughlinfsfest.
The Mandalorian and Bar chill beside a bar.
A 1.5 inch square tape measure (approx, I guess I could measure!) made by clover, and imprinted with Japan as origin.
a metal vegetable peeler, notably metal and not immune to rust
The trade war alien from one of the Star Wars prequels with a speech bubble on top of his head.
shrine to Mary at sight of only acknowledged by Catholic church in US
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A split picture of Jack White and Jack Black holding guitars and using microphones.
The short sleeve and shorts suit in blue.
Bugs and Daffy taking turns ripping down 'AS IS BAD' and 'AI IS OK SOMETIMES' posters.
Car seat view of rain/snow combo.
Nina Simone 'feeling good'.
ad for MLB 2026 Opening Day A vs LA, apparently. the pitchers are winding up to throw, apparently about 1.5 feet apart.
a frustrated silent man in column one, in column two he exclaims 'I guess'. there's little x's and +'s thrown in which were probably to discourage me from clipping it off the web.
Sky News They are miles apart politically, but there is one thing Farage and Polanski have in common - anal...
Settings screen where you can turn off notifications of reposts by people you don’t follow.
Tom Cruise hangs precariously, inches above the ground.
a red and green variant of pumpkin goop scoops posed against pumpkins from an ad
A bottled water branded assu.
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
Beef stew with separate plate of ribs, avocado and rice
A chicken crossing the parking lot. I don’t know why.
A Miami palm tree in the dusk, with a jet in there somewhere.
Lobster B-52's song failed beer mixer B-52s song (later in evening)
profile screencap showing 4K followers
Putin holds up a white score card that reads 8.7
@patri.xyz asked built.blue to profile their creative sharing. Built's read: "Fully Committed". They've pushed their creative energy entirely to code, and their commit history proves it — no half-measures, just clean builds and clever solutions. ~ not quite. Community strengths: Code, Word, Rhythm. My take: Generalist · Organic, Code, Word.
Tarot-like card reading: What are the four core character classes Wrong answers only.
A frittata wedge with melted cheddar, served with corn and potatoes.
3 freezer containers with huge labels proclaiming Beef Vegetable Soup 2/22/26
A screenshot of Link's account profile, which has the Germ DM button, and it is 2 lines above the labels. (viewed on blacksky, since I don't know anybody on the main bsky appview with it yet)
I’m pleased about something. A bit younger with darker frame glasses. This is 2019 on a Tokyo subway.
Glee 'so many' meme, captioned 'I am going to solve so many small town mysteries in this.'
Gimli from Lord of Rings sideeyes this hard.
A child actor points menacingly, in a scene from a twilight zone episode where he has the power to banish people out into a cornfield (oblivion)
A carne asada burrito has split down the middle.
Onion soup with slices of bread.
Same onions, but browner
Sliced red onions simmering in olive oil.
Me, also putting on a hat with both hands. this is my ill-gotten Indian Jones hat, swindled off Think Geek back in the day by figuring out their prize code system. I'm still very proud of this hat, and the chainmail armor I also acquired.
Blip and gleek, two monkey sidekicks, pitted into blank screen combat for some reason (I think they'd be friends)
A long haired orange cat standing on the ledge of a garden walkway.