Department of Exasperation

@patrickcentral.bsky.social

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UX Designer, voiceover guy, freelance imagineer, technology user I have opinions on matters of varying importance

The logo for the video game Broforce, with a roided out bald eagle flexing biceps and American flags slathered among blood and fire and carnage
The cover of a "Sound effects from the original tv soundtrack" CD for Star Trek, featuring stills of the TV show and a picture of the ship under a shiny golden airbrushed Star Trek logo
A pink cartoon blob from webcomic name saying “oh no”
a star trek animated title card with the text "Jason of star command will reuse this music"
A fake title screen for Star Trek Deep Space nine with the title “20 years of VR hell” which is a reference to other trek titles and a legitimate synopsis of a real ds9 episode
a brown wallet with simulated embroidered text in a DOS font reading "Bad command or file name"
A screenshot of the Flight of the Navigator ship with similar lines to the b21 depicted in the quoted post
an email subject line stating "Your items for FREE STARS: Children of Infinity have shipped!"
The words “the waters where we knock out boats” in the style of a very famous campaign yard sign
Pictures of Marc Brandanowicz from Parks and recreation, posed next to an inoffensive simple painting of an old man on a bench in a park, with the quote below "I'm not saying this is any good. I'm saying that this'll win. It's mass appeal. It's like what motels put up, and it hangs there for years, and no one ever throws acid at it."
A windows settings dialog indicating "There are no AI components currently installed"
a google trends graph showing a huge spike in searches for "el centro ca" in the last day
A swastika having its face eaten by leopards off the top of Nuremberg Stadium in a sudden and explosive fashion
2 Lego sets of vintage televisions, one with a custom replacement screen for the Atari game Yar’s Revenge, the other with a custom replacement screen of a test pattern
A signed picture of Brak reading “Patrick, you can’t go outside & play- you’ll blow up! - Brak aka Andy Merrill”
a render of a tiny lego retro style television from set 40744 with a replacement screen that is a color test pattern made up of carefully arranged lego tiles
A tweet on Twitter dot web site from psychological terrorist Neil Breen: I have just completed my new theatrical Indie feature film. I have submitted it to various film festivals for their consideration. It is a mystery, drama, action genre film. It is my 7th Indie film as producer, writer, director, actor. I self-fund my films. No website yet. Follow
A facsimile of a grocery store meat label for an “ugly bag of mostly water” priced in strips of GPL
A picture of a horse running behind a man on a card doing a wheelie, with the cart labeled "great ideas to validate" and the horse labeled "the means to validate them"
An orange cat in the bubble window of a cat sized space rocket, sporting a face that indicates he has internalized the horrors of the boundless void
An image of the Star Trek characters Picard and Guinan at the bar in ten forward
A pennant reading DEEP STATE in the style of college sports or baseball, with an outline of the US surrounded by the Laurel leaves from the United Nations logo
A close up of a logo with interlocking letters shaped like a caterpillar made of the letters in caterpillar
A screen grab from Breaking Bad where a character screams in agony about the perpetual getting away with horrors by a monstrous other character
Actual Pink Ranger @PinkRangerLyra Venom is an example of a villain who evolved into a hero because he was popular with readers and writers decided to rehabilitate him. By contrast, Magneto evolved into a hero because every decade since Reagan it's harder and harder to pretend he's wrong
the phrase "das ergebnis ist zu gross" in a stylized font
2 cats in a sunny window sill, one curled up on the others’ butt
A bodged together spacecraft made from an old carnival ride that runs on science and friendship: the thunder road
A photo of Lance Henrikse in a bow tie from the movie Spitfire
A Lego retro TV set with a low resolution approximation of the game Adventure! on its screen
A series of rings joined into a bubble shape representing the universe in a warp bubble
Collection of Florescent neon green LEGO pieces glowing with black light
A glowing neon green VHS tape with a glitched skull label
A cash app notification indicates that Auto Cash Out will no longer be supported on or after March 26, 2025.
A parody of the NASA meatball logo with the text being SPACE and the end of the rocket swoosh having the Space Core character
A futuristic motorcycle surrounded in fog, with wireframe graphics of the cycle and pictures of characters, with the logo STREET HAWK
A fiery looking cloud reflecting the last moment of a sunset on the ocean horizon
A distressed American flag flanked by the words No Kings No Masters Only People
A distressed American flag, with stars worn to fractured circles and thin lines for stripes, flanked by text reading NO KINGS NO MASTERS ONLY PEOPLE
A through-the-window shot of an airplane wing at high altitude where the lighting and shadow mismatch makes it look like a bad compositing job of a model in a movie
A man in a locker room screaming “it’s fucking embarassing” while he gestures his rage with his entire body
a screen grab of a flight reservation to las vegas
A red cardboard replica of the ghost apprehension grid featured in the movie Ghostbusters, mounted on a wall by a window to show massive scale
A Bricklink Studio rendering of a LEGO television set with a scaled down screen from the Atari game Adventure! presented on it
Stylized text reading "Be Excellent to each other" with a similarly stylized guitar shape
A 1980s photo of the american southwest with a stripe of color errors indicating something went wrong in the scanning process
A stylized line art diagram of a VHS tape detailing frame rate, tape length, dimensions and international standard reference number, reminiscent of the computer readouts in a popular science fiction franchise
A t-shirt mockup with an obscure star trek reference klingon computer graphic
A skewed and distorted set of shadows and glowing tendrils radiating off a mechanical skull looking blob
White text on a gray background reading “Entropy comes for us all” with the letters becoming more spread apart and increasingly lacking cohesion as they break into smaller clusters, alongside a straight line doing the same
a meme of a set of multi-lane highways jammed with cars with a caption reading "just one more lane bro. i promise bto just one more lane and it'll fix everything bro. bro. just one more lane. please just one more. one more land and we can fix this whole problem bro. bro cmon just give me one more lane i promise bro. bro bro please i just need one more lane t" where it deliberately cuts off for effect
A man in a suit in a locker room gesticulates passionately as he screams at hockey players, as text reading "IT'S FUCKING EMBARASSING" slides into frame over his full-body spasm of rage. From the television show Letterkenny, of which this is one of many examples of this exact character saying this exact thing.
A domino effect meme with "Some Asshole Gilding the Lily with a Souffle Course" at the beginning and "Questioning which spoon is which daily" at the end