Patrick Laffoon

@patricklaffoon.bsky.social

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Writer. Improviser. VO Casting. DEFINITELY NOT A HUMAN-SIZED MECH BEING PILOTED BY A RAT. he/him www.patricklaffoon.com

Sam Niell in Jurassic Park saying the line “But that’s not what I’m gonna do.”
It’s not meat. It’s actually strawberry sour candy.
What appears to be packs of ground meet in an unrefrigerated area.
A funny drawing of a squirrel dangling from a tree branch and attempting to break into our bird feeder.
Screencap from the opening moments of the acclaimed video game Skyrim, in which an imprisoned character says "Hey, you, you're finally awake," as you're both being transported to be executed.
A custom 3D mini of a rat person holding a rifle.
A jerboa. It looks like a mix between a mouse and rabbit, with really long hind legs.
Nintendo Switch 2
A screenshot of the Eggman Game from the sketch show I Think You Should Leave
It’s a cheeseburger-shaped game console. Not a switch prototype. Cheeseburger.
Creepy mosaic face found in The Vatican museum
A man stares out a large airport window.
Album cover for Cibo Matto’s Viva! La Woman
The famous hedge from the original Halloween film.
A seagull with stolen pizza in its beak flies in front of a wall of fire. The text reads “beware of seagulls, they want your pizza”
My weird face in front of a t-rex from Jurassic Park
A sad but curious cat looking out the window on Halloween night
This screenshot shows an article from MoneyWeek about artificial diamond that has an x-wing image for some reason.
A Japanese poster discouraging assault featuring a drunken cat attacking a cat dressed like a railway employee.