Patsy Collins

@patsycollins.bsky.social

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Writer of cosy mysteries, other novels, and short stories. Travels in a campervan, eats cake and drinks tea a lot. Also gardens and photographs stuff. https://patsycollins.co.uk/

Sign saying 'ZONE DE DANGER WORTEL'
Looking down onto Dover ferry port, from inside campervan.
Several perched puffins
Three puffins just wandering about.
Puffins taking off from the sea
One upright guillemot looking at a group of sitting birs. Caption reads, Now class, pay attention please!
huge deserted sandy beach
rainbow over deserted beach and sea seen from campervan window
Sunset over the sea, seen from campervan window
A bunch of wild goats with impressive horns, sitting on the side of the road, seen from campervan window.
sheep seen from the window of a campervan
View of an empty sandy beach, blue sea and sky and part of Islay, seen from campervan window.
View from campervan window showing gorse bush, sany beach, calm blue sea and distant mountains.
View from campervan window showing we're about to board an empty ferry
Pot of tea, two weak mugs of tea, scones with lots of cream and jam, and an Empire biscuit, on campervan table, with view of Arran through window
Sunset over reeds, grassy slops, the sea and distant view of Jura, seen through campervan window
Trees casting dappled shade on bluebells, seen from windscreen of campervan
Two red legged partridge, seen from campervan window
Distant view, partly obscured by twigs, of standing stones in Kilmartin Glen
Hills, trees and a rainbow, seen through rain spattered campervan window.
Close view of trees, plus a few bluebells, seen from rear window of campervan.
A calm loch, with sunlit trees and hill, seen from campervan window
Dramatic light on trees edging a loch - with 'foreground interest' of a couple of glasses of red wine, inside campervan.
Tree with bright spring foliage, glimpse of a loch, fluffy clouds and blue sky, seen from campervan kitchen window.
A woodland with new spring foliage, seen from campervan kitchen window.
The Shipbuilders statue at Port Glasgow, seen from campervan window.
Sunset through tree silhouettes, seen from campervan window
View of grassland and hills from rearview mirror.
Caerlaverock Castle seen through a rain spattered campervan windscreen.
Golden morning sunlight and reeds seen from campervan window
Sunset on the Nith estuary seen from campervan window.
Welcome to Scotland sign, seen from campervan windscreen (passenger side!)
Moorland, golden in the late afternoon sun, seen through campervan window.
View of hill behind leafless trees, seen from campervan window.
Muscari Fantasy Creation
Mixed tulips in red, orange and yellow
Two striped orange tulips
Poster for Crime literary festival 28th March The Bookshop, Lee-on-the-Solent
Crime books by Patsy Colins.
pulmonaria blue ensign
snowflake
QR code, resembling a book, for patsycollins.co.uk
Purple crocus
Delicate, slender petalled snowdrop
galanthus elwesii
Early purple single hellebore
Delicate soft blue / mauve iris stylosa flower in glass bud vase.
Cover of Acting Like A Killer by Patsy Collins, which has an image of Portchester castle, and a red sticker showing the reduced price. https://mybook.to/ALAK
A clump of snowdrops
Image shows three biscuits. Caption reads, If you are what you eat, these cheese thins aren't working.
Small yellowish bird with gold 'mohican' style flash on his head and very grumpy expression.
Seascape with the caption 'Why can't people just read books and be nice to each other?'
A small clump of large snowdrops - Elwessi, I think.
A small group of tiny yellow winter aconites.
Gatehouse for the substantial ruins of Tittchfield Abbey
A long paragraph of rather pretentious praise for my free short story collection, NOT A DROP TO DRINK.
Screenshot showing 'Not A Drop To Drink' by Patsy Collins with a #1 banner in the Amazon.UK bestsellers list (In the free category for British and Irish collections)
Sign saying 'As a superhero I would be 'Typoman' The writer of wrongs.'