Paul Davidson

@pauldavidson.co.uk

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Middle-aged Dad energy

Substitution note saying bloranges have been subbed with regular oranges
Picture of George Galloway (it definitely is) captioned Clay Higgins
The average healthy adult needs roughly 0.8 grams of protein per kilogram of body weight (0.36 grams per pound), according to federal nutrition guidelines. For a 170-pound adult, that breaks down to about 61 grams of protein, which can be achieved by eating a cup of plain Greek yogurt and 3.5 ounces of chicken breast (or 5 ounces of tempeh).
Washing machine full of poop stained clothing
Form titled "Register a Birth" Where in the District of Newcastle upon Tyne was the baby born? - RVI - Other - At home - Elsewhere
Text of the notice is below. Important thing to know is that it's attached to a lamppost. "This notice from Newcastle City Council's Strategic Tree Team announces upcoming tree works on a specific tree for safety reasons. What: Intends to carry out tree works for safety reasons. When: Works are scheduled for Monday, September 1st, 2025, during the day. Action Required: Residents are asked not to park their cars in front of the notice between 8:00 am and 4:00 pm on the stated date to allow access to the trees."
Sean Bean in 1984 on ITV's The Bill. You know you're humming it now.
A, and I promise I'm not lying about this, purple ruler. Held in front of a paragraph telling me it supposedly doesn't exist.
Pile of presents containing Tokaido game, And Yet by Kate Barr, Ledaig whisky, pyjamas and indescribably beautiful bird house and a paper cut out set of friends.
A very froggy looking frog on some gravel
Psychedelic birdhouse on a dining table
A lollipop providing the perfect T silhouette after the letters CUN
Ransom note from Evri telling me they have my parcel. They haven't given instructions on how to get it back.
Fuck Nuance by Kieran Healy
View of a 60s Brutalist Manors car park, a 14th Century Holy Jesus Hospital and a Victorian rail bridge.
This is like a load of kids chasing a tennis ball at lunch time, Paul Robinson
A map from 1908 showing Newcastle's formerly extensive tram network.
Two skeets on timeline. First talks about a haunted cruise ship spreading global epidemics. The second about removing the inspectors of haunted cruise ships.
Absolute Bananaman looking as swole as those Absolute Batmen. Chief is staring agog at his banana-covered, rippling inhuman bulk
*The* Chap, Terry Thomas with his spiritual buddy, Po the telletubby
eCargo bike with beer in the basket, perishables in the box and cremant in a backpack #fuckcars
The unbeatable Squirrel Girl by Ryan North and Erica Henderson
Roast duck in an orange and grapefruit sauce. Shredded and on a plate
Two bears dressed in makeshift Paddington gear (old baby clothes and a Mr Potato Head tongue)
A photo of a toy bear wearing a cut up Amazon box coloured in to look like Paddington's coat and hat
Badly drawn gate beside an entrance full of bollards
10 bollards squeezed into a 2 m gap to stop cows, bikes, wheelchairs, prams and all but the most snake hipped of pedestrians from using a traffic free path.
The windows XP defrag screen showing a very satisfiedly defragged c drive.
Two chocolate baubles and the foil skin of their fallen brother all laid out on a coffee table
Hotdogs from a jar, fried onions and a mustard and herb rubbed cauliflower on a plate giving sad, divorced energy
"Not in Otter's Pocket" by Suzanne Senior & Angelika Scudamore. A Collins BIG CAT Phonics for Little Wandle Letters and Sounds book.
Screenshot showing text messages which reads "To proceed with rescheduling your delivery, we need precise and up-to-date information. Please click here: <Cammy link shortener>
A road sign for the (obviously made up) village of Ecclefechan
A Dalek waiting outside for the Allendale Dr Who museum to open
A pocket popple
Search result page showing carefreecarfree.com as the first result
Northern Lights in green and red with STEVE
Heatmap of Newcastle upon Tyne showing amenities which are accessible in under 15 mins on foot. The accessible areas correlate with the historic town centres connected with blue through-lines that cover the metro map
Tau Ceti for the Commodore 64
Distracted boyfriend meme without the original GF. Boy is labelled THE PUBLICand distracting girl is labelled DAILY LIFE
Mick McGiven in a West Ham kit
TOAST
Statues of Johnson with his tits out
A nice number of likes
Fake Book cover titled "Not giving a F*ck"
2 bits of luggage, a stroller and 3 backpacks piled up waiting for the airport.
Headline saying: Ireland regarding Scotland Dublin
About 300 rubber washers.
Timeline screenshot where Robin's post saying "There really is treasure everywhere" appears directly below another post advertising a Ronnie Barker DVD collection for £16 on Amazon
Mug with the Map of an Introvert's Heart on it including Alone Time Lake, Sea of Books and Museums. It's by Gemma Correll.
White dad marking a wall with spirit level and ruler, ready for the second shelf of the year.
Bathroom scales—or as a friend who forgot the name when trying to distinguish them from kitchen scales called them; human scales—showing 79.7 kg
Bandit saying, "Plea... Plea... Plea... Plea..." to Bingo in a desperate attempt to coax her into saying, "Please"
Screenshot of the final podcast in Desert Island Discworld series titled, "7A.2 All Kennedy and The Shepherd's Crown"
"pointed out what looked like lava on the snowy slope; remarking that this mountain, discovered in 1840, had undoubtedly been the source of Poe's image when he wrote seven years later of DOUBLE CLICK TO VIEW THE WHOLE TABLE"
Duggee holding a Feelings card