Paul "CookieMom" Ference

@paulference.bsky.social

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I enjoy helping people, solving puzzles, playing games, and making cookies. I dislike fascists.

Text on top of "The More You Throw" above a thrown brick trailing a rainbow.
Text saying "The more you throw" with a thrown brick trailing a rainbow. Put together in 15 minutes in paint.
Ariel from the Little Mermaid singing about how she wants more.
The handshake scene from Predator cutting to a nuclear blast when the hands meet.
A picture of a pot of boiling caramel with a thermometer at 225F.
A person wearing the "We keep us safe" shirt at the SD 33 convention.
The cover of Captain America #1, featuring Captain America punching out Hitler.
The title card for Erika Ishii's Smartypants presentation, but it has been edited to remove Erika's name and Ilhan's was added instead.
A picture of a pot of honey caramel with a thermometer that says 161.8 F
A gif of Carmilla from Season 4 of Castlevania introducing herself, and telling folks to fuck off.
Bender yelling and saying he'll go make his own coat! With city insignia and bowling script!
Tim Drake hopped up on joker venom going from laughing to sobbing.
The first panel has Calvin's mom and dad talking about being unable to find dad's glasses. The second panel is mom and dad being surprised by calvin coming in with combed hair while wearing dad's glasses. The third panel has Calvin speaking to his dad saying "Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!". The fourth panel has dad admitting Calvin's voice was funny and being concerned with Calvin's sarcasm while his mom is collapsed in the throes of laughter out of her chair.
A modification of Bullprog's take on the "Come and Take It" flag to better fit as a BlueSky banner.
T. M. Scanlon's What We Owe to Each Other.
Office directory of the Rayburn building.
Sara Goldfarb from Requiem For A Dream saying how she's going to be on television.
The aforementioned drunken noodles.
A screenshot of the 1st Salute on reporting incidents. 1st person encounter Size & Strength Actions & Activity Locations & Directions Uniform & Clothing Time & Date Equipment & Weapons
Me with a pint of egg nog before hopping in the shower.
A shirt with the text "I cost 300 million Americans over 100 billion dollars and all I got was this lousy T-shirt".
Question on the form: "Do you have a question for the Congresswoman? If so, please ask it in the space below." Answer on the form: "How do you think the seven Democratic Senators, and one Democrat-aligned Senator who cost hundreds of millions of Americans over a hundred billion dollars in increased healthcare costs should be held accountable for their failure?"
A middle manager distraught that customers are actually getting service.
Trans flag with text overlay and the PAX logo in the lower right corner. Text reads: "When we say Welcome Home, we mean it - for all gamers. The policies of PAX exist at all PAX shows - attendees may use the restroom consistent with their gender. We are needed here, and we aren't going anywhere."
Diner egg sandwich. Thanks Mickeys
*redeems team stretch*
One pallet full of Tupperware.
The delivery date has been further postponed. Pray we don't adjust it further.
SPANAKOPITA!
A gif of Cookie Monster frantically consuming cookies.
A picture of the actor who played Martok in Star Trek with a bat'leth painted in rainbow colors.
The Predator handshake followed by a nuclear blast caused by the strength of the hands clapping together.
News article headline reading "Disappointed Christians say 'God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released.
Board game night. Enjoying Spirit Island.
A memed picture of Indiana Jones punching a nazi.
Picture of Kenny from the South Park movie being rejected from heaven and cast into hell.
Sideshow Bob defending his tattoo.
The meme of the soldier protecting a sleeping child from attack, but they're being attacked by a sandwich.
MN8 is holding an anti-deportation rally and press conference on Sunday, August 17th at 10 AM at the East Side Freedom Library on 1105 Greenbrier St. in Saint Paul in response to recent deportations.
President Scroob huffing air out of a can.
Newspaper Cat should listen to the Katamari Damacy OST again.
This highway has been adopted by Wutang Financial.
Comic by theintrovertedattorney. Panel 1 has the character ending a conversation with someone via voice chat. Panel 2 has them closing their laptop. Panel 3 has them reaching for a power cord. Panel 4 has them plugging the power cord into themselves with a display showing low battery and hours until next human interaction allowed.
Marvin Berry from Back to the Future excitedly sharing the sounds of Marty's guitar work with Chuck Berry.
A giant mecha dragging an oil tanker through a city that it wields as a sword to smack a kaiju in the face.
A coupon for a 1/2 glass of wine today after the show.
Two parts Guardian Arkveld, Three parts Hirabani.