Pauline Vos

@pauline-vos.nl

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Hello I am a software engineer at MongoDB, conference speaker person, and athlete 🏈 who is also building a Git course at gitlegit.dev (although I will mostly post nonsense probably)

A screenshot of some documentation saying "Solving this for arrays is straightforward -". The word "straightforward" is selected to highlight it.
Meme of a guy shaking hands with another guy, whose head has been replaced by an icon showing two bluejays. There's another guy in the corner with a cross drawn over him and his head is the Git icon. The caption says "Friendship ended with Git, now JJ is my best friend"
Still of Indeep performing "last night a DJ saved my life"
A photo of a fruit salad with strawberries so white they look like radishes.
To the left, there’s a broken electric “candle” which is just an LED on the inside. To the right there is a credit card terminal with instructions to tap your card and a candle will light up. These are candles in a church to light for symbolising prayer and remembrance.
An advertisement for “Yankee spice”, a “USA coffee special” with pumpkin spice and “whipping”
Screenshot of a commit history. The branch is called "help-lol" and the commit message is "uhh"
Photo of a hand holding a green Donkey Kong Jr. “Game & Watch” with red buttons
A text snippet reading: "... Cohere multimodal v3) are based on OpenAI’s CLIP, which processes different modalities of data through independent networks. In other words, images must be vectorized through the vision tower, while text must be vectorized through the text tower, preventing these models from being... "
Matthew McConaughey looking stressed and taking a drag of a cigarette
A FrankenPHP elePHPant
Photo of a cityscape, with a church spire on the right side and a building with colorful graffiti saying “protect trans kids” right next to it
Screenshot of a whatsapp conversation. I send a receipt, the recipient replies "wasn't it your treat?" to which I reply "My presence was the treat" and to "pay up ho"
Screenshot saying “user blocked by The Green List” and the account is labeled “TERF” and “Troll”
Black and white photo of a teenage girl with thick black eye pencil and a back-combed emo kid haircut with a colored fringe
Mirror selfie of me flexing my arm downward so you can see the muscle definition on my shoulder and arm
A photo of 3 women in American football gear, without helmets on, celebrating around a trophy.
You're a weirdo And you're actually my sweet mom And and And and Even when you're mad then YOUR still nice "You're still sweet I wanted to say"
Selfie taken from a low angle with a black dog's face partially in the foreground and me behind him.
A movie poster for a movie titled “Das Kanu des Manitu”, featuring laughably bad (cowboy) Western stereotypes, including a Native American character played by a clearly white German man
Picture of a black person with their eyes closed, on a white background wearing a white jacket. There is a text overlaid reading “everything u don’t tell me my pattern recognition and intuition will”
Playlist called "Music For Hacking"
A screenshot of a browser window in which some test values like "beep boop" and "shneep" are dumped
A screenshot of a rendered markdown file. A sentence is selected that reads: "If you are up for joining, that's super awesome"
Screenshot of Github saying that my review is requested on 17 PRs
Screenshot of a terminal command that shows a run command mistyped as "npm ruin dev"
Screenshot of an email notification from “Jimmy at Wikipedia” saying “We’re not perfect, Pauline. Please don’t skip this.”
A screenshot of some code comments saying "We'll simple execu..." (the rest is cropped off)
Screenshot of a test message that says "she says you once were in plane crash but ejected before it hit the ground"
Part of an overview of books we're bringing, with genres like "Activism & Politics", "DIY", "Gaming", and "Hacking & Security"
Cropped image of myself on a Zoom call. I'm wearing a black tank top but have a very intense tan line underneath that makes it look like I'm wearing a white tank under it
Photo of the drawing surface of a Remarkable device. It has scribbles and notes about system monitoring.
A screenshot of two different frames of me speaking into a mic. On the left, I have significantly more color in my face than on the right (basically no color at all)
A scribble that looks more like “Qmve”
A screenshot of Twitter, where I posted “when there’s so many Brazilian devs is Amsterdam that ‘gambiarra’ is now a locally known industry term” and a reply from me showing an emoji of a slipper with a wrench in it captions “we have this nice emoji on our work Slack too”
A photo of a Remarkable tablet with a leaf doodle and “MongoDB” written across it
A commit message that says "Create ErrorToast component. For, like... the opposite vibe of a success toast."
A screenshot of a DM: “We are fine, but in truth, we are not fine. The situation is truly catastrophic - famine has returned once again. We have lost hope in everything. I stopped posting because of this. In the end, we either get burned, buried alive, or die of hunger.”
A screenshot of an app that reads a body fat percentage of 38.8. An indicator below asserts (correctly) that that is “severely overweight”.
Very yassified selfie of me in my house
A screenshot of the start of an email. It addresses "dear colleagues, friends, acquaintances, frenemies, and nemeses,".
Severely yassified version of my face