Paul Jay

@pauljay.bsky.social

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I write scripts and stories and songs and jokes. I also do regular stuff

Poster for the movie The Odyssey. It’s Bennie Safdie in a scary helmet
Guy in a Nazi uniform asking “are we the USA?” It’s from Peep Show I think? I forgot. Doesn’t matter
MST3K scene with Tom Servo (a robot), Crow (a robot), and Mike (usually a human but in this instance an alternate-universe version where he is a small robot who looks very much like a ventriloquist dummy with an antenna bolted to its head
Title card from the Adventure Time episode “City of Thieves”, about a city where everyone is a thieves
Homer Simpson in a giant novelty cowboy hat blowing an airhorn of joy
Opus the cartoon penguin sitting blissfully in a dandelion patch saying “Dandelion break!”
Tom Servo’s art show “CROW: A THOUSAND YEARS OF TYRANNY” featuring sharply anti-Crow works, funded by the Crow Endowment for the Arts
Tom Servo, a red gumball machine looking robot, dressed as a wizard
CNN sports headline “Landon Donovan believes the USA can win the World Cup. They just need a lot of good breaks”
Dwayne Johnson as Maui in a godawful wig
Two stupid resistance grifter accounts saying: Not all Al is bad. I like using assistive Al but dislike generative Al. I do believe in science and hate Trump, Miller, and Vought. You're mean. ) 77 altNOAA @altnoaa.bsky.social • 1d Agreed. It's like being "pro-horse" in 1905 and rallying against the automobile. You can choose to join the Amish if you wish, but the automobile is going to revolutionize the world, sometimes for the better, sometimes for the worst.
Still from The Simpsons. Sideshow Bob standing at the wide open entrance to the Springwood Minimum Security Prison. Nothing stands between him and freedom except…himself
Ray Smuckles from Achewood. A house cat with a medallion and sunglasses. He is saying “Sorry, fella. Fuck you.” His interlocutor is out of frame but definitely deserves it
Stills from the Scott Pilgrim movie where theyre talking about Ahsoka instead of Ramona
Belle and Sebastian onstage at the Hollywood Palladium
Box office results for Friday June 5 2026. Masters of the Universe Backrooms Obsession The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu $11,754,000 $7,974,589 $7,470,000 $4,308,461 $2,500,000, respectively
CNN screencap headline “Trump team pivoting to anti-democrat messaging for midterms”
Panel from dinosaur comics where the T. rex is saying I must guard against such self-absorption in the future! I GUESS THERE IS A LESSON HERE FOR US ALL!
Young Udo Kier making the camera pregnant
Young Udo Kier looking like a damn snack
A chart of equivalent exports from each side of the Colombian Exchange: corn for wheat, turkeys for cows, syphilis for smallpox, and of course smoking for Christianity
Dana Gould’s tweet: Thinking about Rush Limbaugh and how, now that he's dead, you never, ever hear about him. No one mentions anything he did. Because what he did had no value. It contributed nothing worthwhile to the culture. Nothing of lasting value. He just made anger. Every day. Rising, blooming & fading like a fart. Then he died & was instantly replaced by a fleet of little replicas, farting fake fury five days a week. Creating nothing of interest or artistic value to anyone. Seriously, what an awful way to make a living.
Quotation: It never takes longer than a few minutes, whenever they get together, for everyone to revert to the state of nature, like a party marooned by a shipwreck. That's what a family is. Also the storm at sea, the ship, and the unknown shore. And the hats and the whiskey stills that you make out of bamboo and coconuts. And the fire that you light to keep away the beasts.
Ruby and Sapphire from Steven Universe
Small black and white dog with a sort of “oh god, now what??” look on her face
Spider man made a mistake
Joe Pesci in The Irishman doing the “kill that guy” stare
Small cute dog
Still from Akira Kurosawa film Yojimbo with Toshiro Mifune as the coolest samurai or possibly the coolest person, period, in history
An olingo looking pissed
Poster for Coen Brothers movie The Ladykillers
Korean actress Doona Bae in Cloud Atlas made up unconvincingly as an Irish woman
Quote from Lord of the rings But that is the spirit of Mordor, Sam; and it has spread to every corner of it. Orcs have always behaved like that, or so all tales say, when they are on their own. But you can't get much hope out of it. They hate us far more, altogether and all the time. If those two had seen us, they would have dropped all their quarrel until we were dead.' There was another long silence.
Ray smuckles the cat from the webcomic Achewood saying “sorry, fella. Fuck you.”
Sarah Connor’s skeleton clinging to a chain link fence while getting blasted by nuclear flames from the movie Terminator 2 Judgment Day
Cover of album Speak Kindly Of Your Volunteer Fire Department by Robert Pollard and Doug Gillard of Guided By Voices fame
Cover of Beck album Midnite Vultures
Cover of the album 69 Love Songs by the Magnetic Fields
Teodor from Achewood yelling you seminal turd! You piss fountain! You’re teaching the future to suck and the children to swallow! I hope you boil in a bucket of gypsy shit!
Simpsons still image from the episode Bart After Dark with Principal Skinner saying that’s true but I was only in there to get directions on how to get away from there
Sarah Connor from Terminator 2 rattling a chain link fence and screaming at the oblivious children beyond that a nuclear fireball is about to disintegrate them
Winona Ryder and Gary Oldman as Mina Harker and Count Dracula in Francis Ford Coppola film Bram Stoker’s Dracula kissing with the caption “take me away from all discourse”
Still from Gravity Falls of a credit screen for the movie The Duchess Approves with an irascible old aristocratic man with a bushy white mustache and the caption Grampton St Rumpterfrabble as Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire
Mike Nelson crow t robot and tom servo from mystery science theater 3000 MST3K looking straight into the camera with dead eyes
Crow T. Robot from mystery science theater 3000 MST3K saying I calculated the odds of success against the odds that I was doing something incredibly stupid and I went ahead anyway
new york times post with picture of frowning donald trump (expression of a sinner) with headline ‘i want to try and get into heaven’: trump gets reflective on ‘fox & friends’ with caption “president trump dialed into “fox &friends” and revealed his newest and truest motivation for brokering an end to the war in Ukraine: he’s worried he might not get into heaven after he dies. “i want to try and get into heaven, if possible,” he explained. “i’m hearing i’m not doing well. i am really at the bottom of the totem pole. but if i can get into heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”
The thoughtful hand-on-chin emoji, overlapped with a transparent closeup of itself, graduation photo style
Posts. Too many words
Still from Rambo with the caption “this film is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan”
An Achewood comic panel with two cats judging a third cat’s cooking. Ray, the cat with sunglasses and a cool medallion, says “What’s that thing at the end of the large intestine? Because that’s exactly what you’ve done here.” Roast Beef, the plain cat, says “Seriously man Carolus Linnaeus would classify this as Shitty”
The lead actress of Alien Earth with the caption “who named it ‘alien earth’ and not ‘Amélie vs. Predator’??”
Poster for Walk Hard The Dewey Cox story with John C. Reilly in costume as the titular singer, with a cool western shirt and a pompadour, caressing an old timey microphone
Corky St Clair looking horrified and hiding his face behind his hands in Waiting For Guffman
Spotify exit questionnaire with the “let us know more about why you are canceling” box filled in with “you are fascist mercenary grave robbing pieces of shit”
Cardboard cutout of Chuck Mangione from King Of The Hill