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Writer, Game Designer, Loud Annoying Old Guy Shouting at Fascists - Creator of fictional atrocities. By God I will outlive that massive orange cancer.

Haley Atwell as Agent Carter. She’s dressed in 40s military outfit and pointing a gun.
Gene Wilder playing mad Doctor Frankenstein in “Young Frankenstein”
Woman in an inflatable shark costume dancing on the corner at a No Kings rally. Her sign says, “Turn the files into Trials. Pay TSA not ICE.”
A dancing inflatable shark with a sign at the Hunt Valley No Kings rally. Sign: “TURN THE FILES INTO TRIALS.”
Some pretty yellow flowers blooming at the base of a tree in my front yard. I dunno what the hell they are. Ask my wife.
Man riding happily down the stairs in a stairlift.
Photo of an orange Pointer sitting upright on a padded metal chair. The dog (Ruby) is looking attentive and intelligent. ahaha.
A panning video of my front yard, showing real-ass snow coming down.
My dog, Oona. An orange and white American Pointer bitch of some years, she’s curled up dozing in an armchair. Like a boss.
A photo of a quote appearing in the “Times:” “When you put it all together, there’s a risk that this could trigger a lot of trouble.” - Desmond Lachman, Resident Fellow at the American Enterprise Institute
Moschino red dress selling for $700 smackers. Short, colorful dress with blue print bow, purple shoulders, yellow and orange striped sleeves, blue belt, and on the chest two large orange breasts with red nipples. Also light blue buttons on a yellow stripe.
Photo of the loathsome character Grima Wormtongue from Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers
A b&w still from “Seven Samurai” showing six samurai. Dunno where the 7th dude is!
Caution sign with figure running on wavy lines.
A photo of Confederate General Braxton Bragg, sporting one long eyebrow.
Screen shot of a Snopes report that the post of Trump demanding that (dead) Queen Elizabeth II should pardon her son Andrew is fake. But hilarious.
An old, gnarly tree has fallen over in my front lawn. It’s covered in snow, as is everything else in the picture. It’s pretty cool looking. Like it’s dragging itself along by its branches.
Supermarket robot with googley eyes. Roams supermarket aisles. I am filled with hate!
Lara Gaga in a red t-shirt that says “Waiting for the Big Beautiful Obituary.” (Note that the text is kind of flat where Gaga most definitely is not, suggesting to me that maybe it’s fake? Hard to argue with the sentiment, tho.)
Closeup photo of my bald pate.
Closeup of Attorney General Pam Bondi with her teeth bared as she shouts during Congressional Hearings.
Pam Bondi in a Congressional hearing. Behind her are Epstein victims who the DOJ refuses to meet. Bondi won’t look them in the eyes.
AG Bondi giving testimony at Congress. She’s sitting in the foreground. Behind her are 7 or 8 Epstein survivors with raised arms, indicating that the DOJ has not interviewed them. Bondi refuses to look at them. This could be from Nuremberg. Amazingly powerful.
A picture of a Mardi Gras styled mask that covers only the eyes. It has fake purple feathers on top and a stick on the bottom. The wearer holds the mask in place with one hand.
A photo I took from my porch. It shows pink and blue skies from a sunset behind me. There are trees with bare branches framing three large pines firing up into the glorious sky.
Photo of a box with “Prince Spaghetti” above a tidy plate of spaghetti and red sauce.
In the small city of York, Pennsylvania (a Republican stronghold), a couple of hundred citizens out on a cold, windy Sunday afternoon protesting the murder of Renee Good by ICE agents. This is happening across the country, and our numbers are rising.
A video of the crowd protesting in York, PA, Jan 10, 2026. About 100 chilly but enthusiastic protestors.
Old fart (me) in a grey hooded jacket. On Market St, York. Sunday afternoon, January 11. Looking chilly. Carrying a sign showing an illustration of Kristi Noem in her absurd cowboy hat. Says “BIG HAT, NO BRAINS.” And “ICE BARBIE.”
An old coot wearing a new woolen gray hat with a brim. Waterproof, he hopes!
Head and shoulder photo of Renee Goode, a beautiful woman with long red hair and a sweet smile. She’s wearing a red gown that exposes her shoulders is and standing on shoreline in front of the water.
Walter, a grey and white kitty the size of a buffalo. He’s asleep, lying on his back on my brick front porch.
A big leather chair in my living room. Ziva, my aging brown and white pointer, is curled up and sleeping like an angel! Meanwhile she’s farting like a longshoreman.
My front lawn on a beautiful sunny day. Everything’s covered by a thin decorative layer of new-fallen snow.
Chunks o’ raw beef on cream on toast. Some micro greens.
Ad for Dior perfume from 2011 (I think). Featuring an illustrated golden Charlize Theron in a golden gown walking barefoot toward golden fuzziness with candles I guess. A golden bottle sits in the corner. Text: “Jadore Dior” (Love Dior)
Pam Bondi looking hostile and angry and wretched but still, you know, mostly human, probably during a Congressional hearing.
A CNN TV image of a bunch of printed pages from the Epstein Files release. Every word and image on 100 pages has been blacked out (redacted).
Trump’s “Truth” about the Reiners’ murder at the hands of their son. It’s disgusting and insane. Not gonna type it in. You can Google it if you have the stomach.
My snowy front porch. Roughly 4 inches fell overnight.
Photo of Monica Louise Postma looking happy.
Image of a black t-shirt with “DUE PROCESS FREAK” on it. You can see a bit of some weirdo’s white beard above it.
Bright yellow book cover for “The Code of the Woosters “ by PG Wodehouse. It’s a hilarious story about Jeeves and Bertie Wooster.
The “Peace Prize” bribe FIFA gave Trump. It’s a hideous sculpture of a bunch of torn hands holding up the world. It’s painted gold. It’s seriously ugly. I mean, really. No foolin.
Picture oof my unkempt front yard on a sunny day in late November. Goofy English Pointer “Ziva” in the foreground.
Wearing a t-shirt saying “Due Process Freak”
A screen cap of an AI ad from Tik Tok (or instagram, I forget) that features a young busty blonde woman tide up and covered in mud. Caption: “AI WITH NO LIMITS.”
My membership card to the prestigious Monster of the Month Club, by Graeme Davis. Address patreon.com/MonsteroftheMonthClub
Picture of Warner Bros cartoon character Yosemite Sam, a rootin-tootin miner from the Old West with 2 six guns and a HUGE orange mustache and eyebrows.
Picture of a fat grey and white kitty named “Walter” lying on his back on a brick porch. He’s looking at us quizzically as if saying, “Dude?”
Apparently a scene from a trashy 70s Japanese exploitation movie. Subtitle: “As long as I am here, I won’t allow those bitches to mess around.”
A logo fore “Miles Maytag Appliances” store.
A meal from the local pizza joint like what I used to get at 15 - panini sammich with Italian cold cuts and a ton of mozzarella, and a man’s portion of fries! (Not shown - side order of garlic bread.)