Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........

@paulsandham.bsky.social

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Waspkeeper & brambliculturalist. Insignificant geek, shed owner & Dad of the Ugs & Ig. Ultimately striving for the destruction of all pebble-dashed dwellings. Recovering social media arriviste - banned by Musk after 16 years of definitively mediocre output

Kate bush lounging in a sofa in a rose coloured silk dress with a glass of red wine in her hand -
A crash barrier at a view point on a winding road through mountain roads in the picos de europas that says quafftide motorcycle tours with a Lufc badge on it. There are lots of other stickers.
Vic and bob in a newsagents wearing glasses and white shirts, black jackets. Saying you think there’s summat funny about a couple of fellas wearing bras, do you?
A storm at ynys llanddwyn. Dark, dramatic cloudy sky. Sharp jagged black rocks and waves crashing onto a dark pebble beach.
Hand written shopping list on a crumpled piece of paper. Lambert & Butler, silver & Lottery.
Airport style sign - dark blue background. White sans serif typeface- This sign supersedes all other signs. All terminals - all times.
Trefnigaeth burial chamber, ynys cybi, ynys môn/anglesey with yellow flowers in foreground and a view to mynydd cybi in the background.
Charlie chuck aka Uncle pete starred in vic and bob’s comedy shows. He has a vast curly ginger mop of hair and is wearing an awful nylon red shirt with a brocade in yellow over the shitt buttons, topped off with a mint green bow tie. He aslo has three felt owls on his left arm. As ever he looks extremely confused.
B&W Photo of an english agricultiral Worker wearing an below the knee linen smock, a soft hat with a brim and holdimg a scythe that is nearly as tall as he is. Trees and a lane in the background.
Iraqi spokesperson from the iraq war - saying - 'don't worry i've spoken to everyone and all is fine. You will see that i am right and that the unbelievers get what they deserve'. he is wearing amiliarty unfirom and a beret, standing in front of a smoke filled urban background.
A still from the ronnie pickering video - ‘do you know who i am? Come on then who are you then?’
A sandy welsh beach with rocky headlands and a pine tree silhoetted against a pale blue sky. Another sandy cove is in the distance.
Sublimr album cover for jill scptt’s debut album - who is jill scott? Black album cover with the singer’s face obscured by a hat
Kim jong un in a bunker with a female soldier looking through binoculars. Text: our nuclear weapons test was successful? No sir, that is lancashire, it always looks like this.
View over caernarfon bay and ynys llanddwyn from the foothills of eryri. The wicklow mountains were much clearer to the naked eye. Best seen at the far left of the horizon.
Illustration from the children’s book the quangle wangle’s hat. An enormous fur hat with a wide brim festooned with decorations on the top of a tree
A woman crawling across a hospital/official looking building corridor floor with two security guards pulling her back via her legs.
A b&w shot of donald and davey stott. Davey (bob mortimer) wearing a large 80’s leather jacket with sleeves rolled up, white dhirt, sxrufdy tight trousers and some punk boots with several straps while donald is wearing a geography teacher casual jacket with bow tie, a kilt and oversized pointy shoes. Both have rubber masks that cover their heads from their eyebrows providing them with extended foreheads, receding hairlines and fake eyebrows.
Fleetwood mac’s invisible album; Tusk sits next to a beaut of a q-tip cd all sat on top of a premrock album sleeve.
A photo of the sunset light against dark mountains (garnedd goch to the right & craig cwm silyn) with a remote cottage. Stone walls and a rough track curve up the mountain towards the cottage. Yogi the mutt posing proudly with his latest stick on the track in the foreground.
A scene from father ted where one of the islanders tells ted that he is a racist. The man is wearing a brown coat, flat cap and spectacles. He is stood in a field behind a stone wall.
A red sun setting over the sea with a field, trees and a white cottage in the foreground.
Homer Simpson retreating into a large hedge in order to hide/withdraw from a ‘situation’ gif
A living room with wooden floors, a mother sat on a sofa in the background and two young boys playing in a yellow, blue and red bouncy castle.
Black Box set sleeve and opened gatefold where there is a soft focus shot of Mr Basinski looks like he’s a member of Bowwowwow.
Fake headline from the lovely daily telegraph’s frothing alistair heath - Britain’s impotent state cannot survive the looming compost catastrophe
Michael Crawford in a suit and tie at the kennedy centre sham awards ceremony.
A pathetic whimper from Copilot - agreeing that there was no way in to their own company's support services,
Elmo from the muppets standing arms akimbo in front of a flaming background woth the text ‘i will die on this hill’.
A tweet from the effervescent turd licking hypocrite and click baiting moron - Isabel oakeshott - the kind of person who promotes racial and religious intolerance / white nationalism whilst evading tax in a sharia law enclave - one of whose leaders has been accused of sending child sex torture videos to Epstein - any way enough of these fanboy allegations (or are they facts?) - this is a screenshot of her tweet that simply says - ‘I want to go to Bangor university’ said nobody ever.
View through a small, ancient arched welsh church window onto a green hillside with a bunch of dried lavender sitting on the limewashed walls. The church formed part of the pilgrim’s route to Ynys Enlli/Bardsey island. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Beuno%27s_Church,_Pistyll
A muffaletta cut across it’s width revealing the ingredients as compressed layers in a hollowed out sourdough loaf.
Reconstruction of Pen y Bannau hillfort in the later Iron Age, illustrating the disparity between the apparent strength of the main façade, and the reality of the lightly-defended interior beyond (Image: T. Driver) @drtobydriver.bsky.social
Map of Europe showing over 31 US military bases across the continent.
A view from aberdesach across caernarfon bay to yr eifl mountains (remnants of a long dormant volcano) with the mid winter sun about to appear before setting. #machlud
A table at christmas, advent candles with a christmas tree in the background
An image from the book - The clock of the long now showing speed of change in layers: A) Nature - the slowest (centre of the onion) B) Culture C) Governance D) Infrastructure E) Commerce F) Fashion
A worn out old faded blue wooden door in a white frame with an A4 poster/flyer in bright red slap bang in the middle of it.