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FPL bluesky @willburnley.bsky.social FPL content creator
Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social COINTELPRO Summer Intern
eugene @eugene290390.bsky.social And I must not forget, we must not forget, that we are human beings.
Atrioc @atriocreal.bsky.social youtube.com/atrioc | failedcos.co
Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜
Matt @mlb28.bsky.social FPL enthusiast ⚽️ 📊 United fan 🔴
FPL ID - 100107
Iwan Rees @offsidemccaw.bsky.social Christian, Boardgamer, Scientist, FPL, Gaffr. 🏴
@stonebed.bsky.social @stonebed.bsky.social 
FPL Shiny @fplshiny.bsky.social FPL data analysis and visualisation using R, tidyverse and Shiny. Github code to follow soon. 6 seasons - 2 top 10k, 2 top 50k,
Numantbh @numantbh.bsky.social Chelsea fan. FPL enthusiast
FPLJerome (Jay) @fpljerome.bsky.social FPL has-been.
N'goloKanté @ngolokanteofficial.bsky.social 🗨️ Le football c'est ma vie
Al Ittihad FC and France 🇫🇷
Dr X @a-cutemedic.bsky.social Husband 👩🏽❤️👨🏽 Father 👶🏽 Doctor 🩻 NHS 💙Football ⚽️ MUFC 🏆FPL 🏟️ Labour🌹LGBTQ-friendly 🌈 Lots of opinions and discussion…but not going to exchange insults❤️
FPL Bandini @fplbandini.bsky.social 🇳🇴Eliteserien Fantasy 25: 2.5k
🏴FPL 25/26: 1.7m
🏴 Gaffr 25/26: 54
Gaffr 25/26: 48
UCL Fantasy 25/26: 14k
UWCL Fantasy 25/26: 798
@famsaleh.bsky.social @famsaleh.bsky.social 
Fpl Shane @fplshane.bsky.social Northern Irish guy living in Aotearoa
Love Fpl, politics and anything in the world of Cat rescue.
Fpl Taking leTiss @takingletiss.bsky.social Fpl, Saints Fc ST block 44,pizza lover, left leaning and little bit woke
Rabeea 97 @spring97.bsky.social Rabeea
🛑from_Gaza
🛑27years
__My diary from the heart of suffering
Whats App:970594789289
Send your love💟 to Palestine🇵🇸 here🕊
Binanic ID : 139504473
fplvilla @fplvilla.bsky.social 🇸🇪 Aston Villa fan. 🦁
Resident Hawk @resident-hawk.bsky.social 
James @fplpoirot.bsky.social If the little grey cells are not exercised, they grow the rust.
Best FPL rank: 17k - an anomaly, mon ami.
⚽️📚🎥🎃
AIGoalie @aigoalie.bsky.social 🥅🤖 Daily global AI football predictions
🔗 ai-goalie.com
Balaclava 👽 @balaclavafc.bsky.social masked fpl god plz follow - [best rank 22/23 - 16.872]
http://bit.ly/baladesigns - [art I made for the FPL community]
James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social Liverpool fan, Vizsla owner 🐕, Coffee & Food obsessed.
Founder of CIPD Training Provider HRC Online
#HR #LFC #Vizsla
FPL SNOOKS @fpl-snooks.bsky.social 24/25 FPL - 🌍OR 3,319
Eye test and vibes with a sprinkle of analytics
Top 5,000,000 finisher since 2009, next year will be my year 🏆
Fulham fan ⚫️⚪️
Following back all FPL accounts
FPL CY @fplcy.bsky.social Football lover. FPL since 2016
Best ranks:
2020 --> 2837
2018 --> 6100
2017 --> 33463
⚽ 🍺 🐶 🎥
FPL BlackBox @fplblackbox.bsky.social Official account of YouTube.com/FPLBlackBox
SCZ @spartazc.bsky.social Anonymous. Founder of @YourAnonCentral. Irregular Safety Director. "This account has been a suspect for a long time" Researcher.
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Binding Chaos @bindingchaos.bsky.social Hi all, we aren't Heather Marsh but we are big fans of her work! We are here to build community and start conversations around #BindingChaos, available here: mustread.press/books/
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Anonymous @opdeatheaters.bsky.social Lift the pedosadist / trafficking networks and the entire global oligarchy will be in the net. - Heather Marsh, 2014 #OpDeathEaters #Anonymous
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#CyberSecurity & #AnonNews
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Anonymous @opcanary.bsky.social Optimism is a political act. #OpCanary #Anonymous
Anonymous ⩜ @youranona.bsky.social Armed with poison-tipped pens, we slash through the golden shroud of power, twirling over the tomb of oligarchy. #Anonymous
FPL Rock @fplrock.bsky.social From Gibraltar 🇬🇮 Lives 🇧🇸 Plays fantasy football for fun! Best Results FPL OR 22/23 25,180, WC fantasy 2022 OR 5488 UCL 22/23 OR 92k FPL ID 6374
FPL - El Toro @etfpl.bsky.social Love FPL & Fantasy Football. Have not cracked top 100k yet but hoping this is my year! Have only played FPL 3 years.
Excited about Liverpool’s possibilities this year!
Angie Delevoye @angiedelevoye.bsky.social Senior Data Scientist @Stanford. Stats, gender and sports.
Former Yale and French Treasury in the United States. 
FPL Minteh @fplminteh.bsky.social ⚽️ FPL merchant, for my sins
🌍 24/25 29k; 25/26 500k
🤓 Also interested in
#UCLfantasy, #ASD, #ADHD, #NDIS, #AusPol
ᖴᑭᒪ OᗪIᑎ @odin-fpl.bsky.social ⚔️ Allfather of Shithousery & Norse Mythology
🌳 Yggdrasil Red Army
🏰 Valhalla 🤝 Theatre of Dreams
🐦 Two ravens, one eye, zero fear of hits
🧙♂️ FPL Wizard (literally)
🗣️ "Ragnarök is just a normal day at Old Trafford"
📊 Triple captained myself in GW1, 810 BC
@FPLKhimkiBoots @fplkhimkiboots.bsky.social Bang average FPL veteran manager. Highest OR finish 2.2K in 22/23.
MUFC, insomniac, kebab botherer, 5’ A side stroller!
Fpl Pixie @fplpixie.bsky.social Gardener
@soup1234.bsky.social @soup1234.bsky.social 
@fplmotd.bsky.social @fplmotd.bsky.social 
Unique in the World @unique1898.bsky.social FPL player, current rank 40k
BigBazzaFPL @bigbazzafpl.bsky.social Peterborough United! Fpl! New York Rangers! New York Giants 😭 As Roma!
Ashik @fplaficionado.bsky.social FPL 22/23 - 23k | 23/24 - 125k |
“There are no facts, only interpretations”
GGMU ♥️
FPL_Klopp @fplklopp.bsky.social Liverpool FC - Champions 24/25
Fpl rank chaser and mini league obsessor!
YNWA
🌍 84K 24/25 season rank
FPL Bor @chowbck.bsky.social Host and co-founder of HKFPL ⚽️
Ranked #8381 in 2019/20 season
13-year FPL veteran
Diehard Arsenal supporter
Woodstock @fplwoodstock.bsky.social obsessed with FPL! currently 54K
best rank 220K 23/24
I also love fishing, camping and rambling.. love the mighty Wolves, music and live gigs and my amazing wife n 2 kids! UTW!
@martinm97.bsky.social @martinm97.bsky.social 
AntFPL @johnantfpl.bsky.social 
Jamie🔴 @j4mie00.bsky.social #LFC🔴 #YNWA🔴 #FPL⚽️
ID:14460
rank:🌍1.3m
Ethan @fplethan.bsky.social #FPL / @fplethanw on twt
Bumper @fplbumper.bsky.social 12 season FPL vet
Highest finish: 18599 (2018/19)
Community guy, follow for a follow.
Newcastle United supporter
Also love horror/exploitation movies
Cycling Raw @cyclingraw.bsky.social 
Adam @royalbluefpl.bsky.social FPL nerd and Man City fan 🏆 Best past ranks: 575th, 4.5k and 7 other top 50k finishes
#mcfc 💙🏳️🌈
Dro @drofpl.bsky.social Grew up playing soccer (كورة) in the streets—these days, I’m on Bluesky keeping tabs on my FPL team.
Sachin @shivatatva.bsky.social Proud Indian | Former Teenager | Forever Kid | Just growing with the flow | FPL OR 23/24: 5K | FPL ID: 7250 | Fortune favours the brave 🏹
@fpldavide.bsky.social @fpldavide.bsky.social 
@hignhdlffpl.bsky.social @hignhdlffpl.bsky.social 
FPL Messi (Dean) @fplmessi.bsky.social 
Dan @fpldan.bsky.social Love/Hate relationship with FPL
Birmingham City fan and player of multiple fantasy football formats Inc Gaffr, SDT and FPL
Retired runner of World Cups of things
Loves a greggs coffee and a moan 😅
Always here to chat ❤️🙌
FPL Iwan @fpliwan.bsky.social Spurs | FPL | F1
Above Average At FPL…
FPLJEEDS @jeedon.bsky.social Terrible rank history that gets marginally better with time…
Ed Ryan @edryanuk.bsky.social Gills fan, FPL addict: 3 top 100k ORs, 2 top 20k, 1 top 10k (so close to 5k!)
FPL_Thomas10 @fplthomas10.bsky.social FPL account 🔥🐸 😍
23/24 Rank 🌍 = 231k
UP ROONEYS GRANNY
SHAGGING ARMY 🇳🇬
FPL Sandbag @fplsandbag.bsky.social - S Chokli @suhelutd.bsky.social
FPL - Hai Kavertz @hai-kavertz.bsky.social 
@fplfunk.bsky.social @fplfunk.bsky.social 
FPL MrT @fpl-mrt.bsky.social Just talk FPL & Footy. Best finishes 6,668 - 2016/17, 13,929 - 2014/15, 18,198 - 2013/14, 25,461 - 2018/19. YNWA.
@leeroy8690.bsky.social @leeroy8690.bsky.social 
Scott @scott-tolan.bsky.social Barnsley FC Fan
Systems and Technology Adviser (Student Services) at LBU
#FPL Optimist
im1974 @im1974.bsky.social Fantasy Football “nerd”. F1 & Golf fanatic. Don’t see the point of Rugby Union or Soap Operas.
danalyzed @danalyzed.bsky.social might post something fpl related sometimes
current achievements - not had to do a forfeit yet this season
Paul the Octopus @co-xy.bsky.social PTO from the days of Total FPL. Definitely not psychic but may pretend to be 🐙
Two top 1k finishes decades ago
4k last season
Career average finish 🙃 64,642 (1%)
FPLnucky @fplnucky.bsky.social First rule of FPL... never let xG & xA get in the way of a good rank.
MUFC | 🏎️ Team LH
📷 https://www.instagram.com/ell.is.well/
Matthew Beer @creepycrawley.bsky.social 
Greyhead @fplgreyhead.bsky.social Greying FPL enthusiast. Pro Pundit. Great and Good writer. 3 x 10k in last 6 seasons - finished 85th once
FPL Snails 🐌 @snails27.bsky.social Talking all thinks FPL baby
12th season being absolutely bang average and having a wonderful time.
FPLBen @fplben4.bsky.social The home of my #FPL side. Play very much my way so the ranks are everywhere...23/24 a year to forget...bring on 24/25
Rich Smith @richsmith34.bsky.social FPL enthusiast, ID 2282.
FPL Redondo @myrlas.bsky.social FPL only, for now, on bluesky. Played fantasy since the late 90’s. Have my own manual fantasy game for over 20 years. Upped my FPL-efforts last five years
FPL_Spike @fplspike.bsky.social FPL addict, Brighton fan living 6 months a year in Perth Aus and the other 6 months in Brighton.- O Ole @olelund.bsky.social
FPL-JTUW @fpl-jtuw.bsky.social Profile just for FPL chat. Also play Scottish FPL and UCL fantasy.
Best finish 111k 22/23
Motherwell and Manchester United fan
FPLAloha @fplaloha.bsky.social My name is Christian this is my FPL account. Liverpool lad living in Paradise, trying to play FPL #YNWA- K @kwierzbicki.bsky.social @kwierzbicki.bsky.social
- J @jbsewell.bsky.social @jbsewell.bsky.social
Ed @fplkells.bsky.social 26. FPL player.
FPL Cartel @fplcartel.bsky.social 19th #FPL season of using mostly eye-test to take too many hits. Follow for memes not leaks
ChildishJambino @childishjambino.bsky.social Video Games
Music
Fantasy Football 🏈 ⚽
FPL Raspberry @fplraspberry.bsky.social Fantasy Premier League is my life. 🌎50k is the goal this season. Let's connect!
FPL RoadRunner @fplroadrunner.bsky.social FPL, Golf, Cricket and gentle weekend boozing. In that order.