paulsmith5446

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biker, dealer in sarcasm, worlds greatest lover, pathological liar and now eXile

picture of an old Honda cb400t engine, its shown upside down with the sump pan removed, the gearbox is to the lower part of the pic also shown are several components of the clutch, these will be built back up when the sump pan has been replaced
a mocked up picture of Nigel Farage wearing (Conservative) blue, a necklace of pearls and a large brooch and earrings to match. the whole look is topped of with Margaret Thatcher styled hair
an image of the statue of liberty's empty plinth, the statue herself is hiding behind the plinth with just her head and hand visible in the right hand side, she appears to be very apprehensibly peering around the side of the plinth
picture of my green/white/purple Kawasaki motorbike under a UK road sign that reads: Crackpot 2
a picture of the late Hunter Stockton Thompson with the text: every Republican administration since 1952 has let the military-industrial complex loot the treasury and plunge the nation into debt on the excuse of a wartime economic emergency. Richard Nixon comes quickly to mind, along with Ronald Reagan and his ridiculous 'trickle down' theory of US economic policy. if the rich get richer, the theory goes, before long theirs pots will overflow and somehow 'trickle down' to the poor, who would rather ear scraps off the Bush family plates than eat nothing at all. Republicans have never approved of democracy, and they never will. It goes back to pre-industrial America when only white male property owners could vote. Hunter S Thompson, gonzo journalist
a view up the river Wharfe (UK) showing the trees in their autumn colours, Barden tower in the distance
my old Honda motorbike pictured against a backdrop of the English countryside, mostly of the Bolton Abbey estate in Yorkshire, showing the moorland and hills but also areas of woodland in their autumn colours
accidentally found The Atom-Panopticon in Lancashire by stopping for a tab whilst out on my motorbike. Basically a hollow, round (ish) blob of concrete with holes in to give different views of the local countryside
one of my motorbikes parked under a sign that points to the left and reads: Crackpot 2 (Crackpot is a small village in the Yorkshire Dales UK)
text from the Guardian newspaper, it reads: The government has won its legal claim against a company linked to the Conservative peer Michelle Mone for the return of millions of pounds paid for personal protective equipment during the covid pandemic.
Honda nt650 motorbike in black, parked up in the yorkshire countryside with a view of Pen-y-Ghent in the background, all set in a clear blue sky
my mothers black and white cat doing her celebrated 'something found in the gutter' pose
the water tower and dam at Scarhouse reservoir in North yorkshire (UK) with a very low water level after the dry summer
pic of the rear end of the Blues Brothers car. the infamous 'shitbox Dodge', the middle D is missing from Dodge, the shot appears in the film just after they run the nazis off the bridge
my old Honda motorbike with the Kilburn white horse in the background
honda nt650 bros with the UK lake district national park in the background
screenshot of a heavily redacted file, basically a lot of black lines blanking all the information out.
screenshot from the zx spectrum version of Jack The Nipper, 80's computer game
photo of an old suzuki T500 motorbike, finished in orange and black
picture of a road that continually collapsed due to the unstable nature of the local geology in Derbyshire in northern England. the state of it is particularly shocking as this road was being used in my lifetime, land scape 1 - road builders 0
pic of my orange and black Suzuki T500 motorbike, with rather loud aftermarket exhausts
a large rock situated on english moorland. there are some steps carved into it but they're a dinky for my size 10 clod hopping feet in motorbike boots
pic of Dead Kennedy's fresh fruit for rotting vegetables CD (still with a German price sticker showing DM33.95)
short video of a knotting machine in a textiles factory, its going through the process of knotting a new set of warp yarns to the old set of warp yarns
my 1980 Honda cb400 thing with a metal gate in the background. behind the gate is a strange pod type structure, its in the shape of a horizontally ovaloid and to be honest looks a bit out of place in the Cumbrian countryside. inside the pod is seating and a table I'd guess you could squeeze about 4 to 6 people into it.
a picture of Pingu the penguin, sat on a chair, wings folded across his chest and with a grumpy expression on his face
Two wild daffodils at the base of a tree in English woodland
tweet from Molly Ploofkins: "we cannot just ignore the presidents desires" - J D Vance reply from Fuckface von Fishtick: it works for Melania
tweet from Lauren Boebert: my pronoun is "Patriot" reply from Fred Wellman: it's a noun, So is "idiot"
picture of Trump (looking quite smug) with the stars and stripes flag in the background. at the top, it's labelled with the acronym POTUS, at the bottom it's labelled with: Piece Of Totally Useless Shit
a picture of a highland cow, laid down on a grass verge with part of its body on a narrow country lane, the cow in question looks very content and moves for no one
picture of a motorcycle type jack. basically a stable platform as a base and a similar sized platform to support the bike, it operates via a thread that acts upon a scissor type mechanism. on the upper platform are two cups that can be adjusted horizontally across the platform to align with the motorcycle's frame rails, when adjusted they are held in position with pinch bolts. the cups themselves are also height adjustable via a thread
screenshot of a headline from the Metro newspaper in the UK: Britain issues travel warning for the US after tourists held at border
view of an old Suzuki T500 motorbike, looking at the righthand side, the bike is finished in orange and black paintwork. its fitted with a few non standard parts, the seat (finished in black leather) the handle bars are 'straights' and its also fitted with expansion chamber type exhaust pipes, hence the loud (although the colour could be considered loud too)
screenshot of a Metro newspaper headline: Map reveals the unexpected UK towns that buy the biggest dildos. written by Alice Giddings, published March 16, 2025 2.00pm
picture of a full bottle of Jack Daniels whisky. superimposed over the top of the image is the word boycott!
picture of Jake and Elwood blues sat in their car, taken from the end of the half a packet of cigarettes/wearing dark glasses monologue, Jake pointing forward after just saying 'hit it'
bold white writing on a black background: CNBC is calling Elon Musks stock decline The Tesla Chainsaw Massacre. a couple of the crying with laughter emoji's at the bottom
an old honda motorbike from 1980, cb400 a/t model (its a bit of a mongrel) pictured with a (chilly) backdrop of the local Lancashire countryside, Spring hasn't quite arrived yet, but it can't be too far away
black and white image of a young woman riding an old Ducati (I think) single cylinder motorcycle. judging by the pavement and the stone wall behind it, I'd guess the picture was taken in Britain. the young woman isn't wearing a crash helmet so I'd guess the image would be sometime before 1973
graffiti on a wall, the USA flag is shown pointing down (stripes running vertically) the blue 'stars' part is depicted in the top right corner, a red circle surrounds the flag with a diagonal red line running through the flag. text to the right reads: there is no enemy like a friend betrayed
tweet from Donald J Trump, 12.01 PM 6 November 2012 it reads: if the Dow drops 1,000 points in two days the president should be impeached immediately!
picture of a jungle gym climbing frame, a child is climbing in the middle. text below reads: jungle gyms were designed without safety nets. climbing structures were built high, with no regard for the hard ground below. Kids scrambled to the top, fearless and unaware of the risks
quote fro W. E. B. Du Bois (image of his head below quote) we should measure the prosperity of a nation not by the number of millionaires, but by the absence of poverty, the prevalence of health and the efficiency of the public schools, and the number of people who can and do read worthwhile books
a picture of an old, much repaired, Panther motorbike. genuinely looks as though its never had a wash in its (long) life
the cover of a Motorhead compact disc, untitled, but includes some of the tracks: ace of spades (rare version), jailbait, the road crew, louie louie, the road crew. £5 price sticker still on the casing
a man stood across the street from Trump tower, he's holding a homemade placard above his head that says: I can see Russia from here
a newspaper style cartoon depicting a dog in a MAGA hat drinking from a toilet bowl, the toilet cistern is emblazoned with the Fox News logo
screenshot of the calendar on my tablet, its showing February and March 2025.
cartoon image of Muttley the dog from Whacky Races. Muttley is looking up while using his left arm/paw to point to right hand side of his chest, as if he's asking for a medal
an image of Noomi Rapace whilst playing the role of Elizabeth Salander in the film The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
an image of Nigel Farrage holding a sign that reads: brexit was shit and I'm a frog faced twat share if you agree
a picture of a dish containing mashed potato. caption at the top reads: I just saw mashed potatoes referred to as Irish Guacamole, and henceforth, shall only refer to it as such